Don't Hassel the Hoff

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836

― Emily B (Emily B), Monday, 17 July 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to sing a song out the window towards the camera while driving a vehicle. Only skilled professional Ken dolls/leather jacket coathangers/California superheroes who drive talking cars are capable of such feats.

― cosmo vitelli (cosmo vitelli), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE HOLY FUCK WAS THAT SHIT

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

Not bad, in under three minutes he completely outdoes Shatner forever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

Shit, I love the chromatic up-and-down move on the "no-thank-you-Sir" harmonies!

Amazing. He's like America's own Johnny Hallyday (which is a Zen koan because the very essence of Johnny Hallyday lies in the fact he's not American).

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 17 July 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

I love the driving-on-right-side-of-car combined with American flags combined with Australian destinations. (Which side do they drive on in Oz?)

― It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Monday, 17 July 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, left.

Actually, he's less worse than most Australian drivers there.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 17 July 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

how did he ever hear about this song? i can only suppose his cany PR people googled "car" long and hard. i remember seeing the ted mulry gang do this at rockdale town hall in 1973 or something like that.

― phil turnbull (philT), Monday, 17 July 2006 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

"What should be theme for the 2000 Olympics? Like, say, 'Jump In My Car'?"

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ is a GE Money Genie (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 17 July 2006 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

Don't worry, ticket-holders! Rescheduled dates for the Hasselhoff arena tour will be announced in late February 2006!

― kit brash (kit brash), Monday, 17 July 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

That's pure genius. (Is it bad of me to have misheard one of the female vocal bits as 'I know you're gay'?)

― emil.y (emil.y), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

omg omg omg

compare + contrast with the original: ted mulry gang, 'jump in my car'

― finest quality internets beef (haitch), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

i assume this has been seen by many of you:

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

ok that didn't work

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

: /

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o&search=hasselhoff%20hooked

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

his motorcycle skills are as impressive as his car driving skills. so are his cube balancing and cloning skills.

― Emily B (Emily B), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

get out of my dreams

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 17 July 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

(Is it bad of me to have misheard one of the female vocal bits as 'I know you're gay'?)
-- emil.y (container_driver...) (webmail), Today 6:51 AM. (emil.y) (later)

thats exactly what i heard

― sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 17 July 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

i didnt realize this was ILM! eww!

― sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 17 July 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

That Hasselhooked On A Feeling video changed my life.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, dooo, it change all of society.

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 17 July 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

how did he ever hear about this song?

Realizing it is now a cover makes me giggle all the more.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 July 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

I love that those angels are probably his kids. Soo cuet.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Monday, 17 July 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, that whole video sits 1,502 miles away from Darwin ... anyone else catch that road sign?

Weird to see KITT with his steering panel gone to the European side of the road.

― O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Monday, 17 July 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Is it bad of me to have misheard one of the female vocal bits as 'I know you're gay'?)
-- emil.y (container_driver...) (webmail), Today 6:51 AM. (emil.y) (later)
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thats exactly what i heard

ME TOO ME TOO

― Marmot 4-Tay: what those guyz make music 4. (marmotwolof), Monday, 17 July 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

haha ME THREE!

― zappi (joni), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Doesn't he seem totally wrecked throughout the whole video? Like he just smoked a whole eighth or ate some shrooms or something, and doesn't really know what's going on but he's willing to just go with it--American flags, Australian outback, whatever.

― max (maxreax), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

lol, when has he ever not looked like that?

i thought it was "i know you're gay" as well then i realised she said "i know you're game". common sense.

― the power of latebloomer compels you (latebloomer), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

er, as much common sense as can exist in the world of hasselhoff.

― the power of latebloomer compels you (latebloomer), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

It took me exactly two seconds to realise what she actually said, but those were a fun two seconds.

― Marmot 4-Tay: what those guyz make music 4. (marmotwolof), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

does anyone remember the Baywatch spinoff, i think it was called "Baywatch Nights" where Hoff's character from the main show was a detective investigating paranormal activity by night? best premise ever.

― latebloomer repels you (latebloomer), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

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I missheard the lyrics as "I know you're gay" too.

― clodia pulchra (emo by proxy), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

With this video the Hoff has reached the threshold of too consistent to be an accident

― Adam S S (Zephery), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

For the benefit of those from foreign, "Jump In My Car" is basically this close to being Australia's national anthem amongst a certain demographic.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

The nation of Bogansylvania?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

shame ted isn't alive to see this

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Nedward, you do not have to be a Bogan to love "Jump In My Car".

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

for your edification, the ted mulry gang:

http://i3.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/98/b2/4a_1.JPG

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

Whoa, the Australian Sweet!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Looks like David Hasselhoff finally got around to reading Susan Sontag's Notes on Camp and decided to take the money and run.

― Cunga (Cunga), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

For the benefit of those from foreign, "Jump In My Car" is basically this close to being Australia's national anthem amongst a certain demographic.

pardon for being stupid, but the original or the hasselhoff version??

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

the original, right?

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

well,...

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

The DH version has thus far only been a very minor chart hit. The Ted Mulry Gang version is a nearly undisputed classic.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

in one week at 50 and out the next is a very gracious definition even of "very minor" chart hit, edward!

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait, that was last week. I guess it still has time to CLAMBER TO THE TOP

― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

ouch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KK0nfF05tM

― StanM, Friday, 4 May 2007 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

SNAKES ON A PLANE!

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 4 February 2008 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

DEE FIFTEEN IN THU BIG BRUVVA HOOSE

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 4 February 2008 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg

― King Boy Pato, Monday, 4 February 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.darkplanet.co.uk/yoda/chuck_norris.jpg

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 4 February 2008 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Hoff was clearly drunk for the entire shoot.

― Tantrum The Cat, Monday, 4 February 2008 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

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