What the world needs now...is Danzig Haiku

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ILM has its share of haiku threads, perhaps most notably the threads for Rush and Boston. ILM also has plenty of Danzig threads.

Never have the two met.

(Bonus points for each haiku that has an accompanying picture.)

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

In a run down house,
Big pile of bricks in the yard.
Even Beck complains!

http://static.flickr.com/10/15042759_fd11c6cec5.jpg?v=0

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Little troll reaching
To touch apple on the tree
Get a ladder, Glenn

http://www.sandisrecipecorner.com/images/apple.jpg

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Blackest of the black
yeah, and he offers me sleep
Under his black wings

http://www.the7thhouse.com/imagegallery/Danzig/Gallery%20I/d15.jpg

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

Mother! I just wrote
A song about you! It goes
"Mother" - Mother? Mom?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

I am Glen Danzig.
I am the Prince of Darkness.
And ye shall fear me!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Anzalone.gif

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Picking a fight with
A much larger, less famous rocker
KAPOW! Down he goes.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Out shopping with Mum
we saw a young man wearing
a Samhain T-shirt.

My mum then asked me
if they were an Irish group
because of their name

(it means November
in Irish). I didn't know
quite where to begin!

http://www.doodlesheep.com/blog/wp-content/danzig.jpg

― LC (Damian), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

Only true Misfits
back when Glenn was in the band.
Die Die My Darling

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

Pectoral muscles.
Danzig 1, 2 and 3, then
I Luciferi.

Jesus Christ you guys.
How many friggin' Danzig
albums are there? Damn.

Circle of Snakes makes
me bleed uncontrollably.
Danzig stigmata.

― Emily B (Emily B), Monday, 7 August 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

I really hate fags
But I'm not one, I promise
Please blow me anyway.

― vacasmagras (vacasmagras), Monday, 7 August 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

Impressive man boobs
His large pectoral muscles
Remind me of my "Mother."

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 7 August 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

Cartoon or scary?
"I Remember Halloween!"
Well, does he scare you?

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

Portentous hard rock
Doesn't sell like it used to
Samhain of my soul

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Aussie and Ozzie:
Two dogs, dressed as bumblebees.
Their owner: Danzig.

― max (maxreax), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

My childhood hero
His first three albums still rule
Hail prince of Lodi

― Wand Milius (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

MOTHER, DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 May 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

Arise little thread
Bring haiku into the world
And Walk Among Us

― Edward Bax, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

President's bullet
Ridden body in the street
Ride Johnny, ride

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

Lyrics misheard. Wait,
did he say "Waiting on the
salmon of my soul"?

― Edward Bax, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)

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