Albums You Keep for ZERO Songs

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Just bought this Shoes album...

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...for a dollar. There are really no *standout tracks*. Maybe a couple that kind of barely stand out. These guys were not the greatest songwriters ever, but I just kind of like their sound and their whole thing anyway. They never do anything really lame so this makes for nice wallpaper listening especially in LP format where sides are only twenty-something minutes long.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

I keep Pulse Demon for its trippy cover. (The actual contents are only good for their surprise/annoyance factor (although it makes REALLY good drunken comedown music).)

Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

i've kept a NNCK cd because the packaging was cool. wood cover with burned logo on front and velcro connecting it to the plastic cd holder.

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

this novelty album doesnt have a record in it, just a piece of cardboard

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dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

there's a whole slew of those In-Fidelity covers. the guy at my fave shop showed em to me recently. all pretty funny.

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

auburn lull, 'alone i admire'. i couldn't name a single track on it, or even tell you how many tracks there are. i do know that it's a beautifully spacey 60 minutes, though, which is nice to hear every once in awhile.

derrick (derrick), Thursday, 10 August 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

Louis doesn't get Merzbow non-shockah.

Son of Spam (noodle vague), Thursday, 10 August 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

Akshully I'll elaborate rather than being snide. Reducing what the dude does to surprise/annoyance is the most boring possible response you could have to his music. Might as well just say "URRGHHH IT'S JUST A HORRIBLE NOISE YOU CALL THIS MUSIC ROFFLE WTF?!?!?!?!?!?"

Son of Spam (noodle vague), Thursday, 10 August 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

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Ahem, but seriously...I keep VERY few records like this around anymore, I just moved halfway across the country and I made a pretty serious effort to get rid of everything that didn't bring a song I liked to mind the moment I picked it up. But one or two slipped through, and they are definitely of the "wallpaper music" variety - Whipped Cream and Other Delights is probably chief among the category, but there are a few others where I've never gotten to know the record enough to really pick out the individual songs (or the production somehow makes it all blur together) but I do like the general vibe - Kilimanjaro by the Teardrop Explodes goes in this category, also a few box sets of old folk and blues miscellaney. All good evening/productivity music for around the house, very unlikely I'll ever get to the point of being able to sing along to any of it.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 August 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I have a couple of albums with rubbish music that I have bought just because they are released by friends. And I have no intention to sell them. :)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 10 August 2006 07:54 (nineteen years ago)

Akshully I'll elaborate rather than being snide. Reducing what the dude does to surprise/annoyance is the most boring possible response you could have to his music.

-- Son of Spam

What other ways ARE there to respond to his music then? Exactly what do YOU get out of his music - I mean sonically, as opposed to conceptually?

(Not trying to be overly argumentative here, I'm truly curious. And I admit to owning only two of the guy's 326-odd LPs.)

Monty Von Byonga (Monty Von Byonga), Friday, 11 August 2006 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ouch! Tim! "Your Imagination"!

Also, if you see "Present Tense" around for a buck (or even two), check that noise out. Richard Dashut (co-?)production. Brilliant.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 11 August 2006 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

I got to something about Gang Gang Dance after following a link from the ban-Jay-Bl*nchard thread, which reminded me that I love "God's Money," but I always listen to it from start to finish, and I don't know what *any* of the tracks are called.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 11 August 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

half the songs on god's money are called "god's money" (and numbered appropriately).

Ari El-Pincus (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 11 August 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

anyway, i have a lot of not-great albums that i keep around just because. i don't care so much about song quality on whole LPs -- i'm more interested in the overall mood and sound, and if a song stands out, it's a nice surprise.

Ari El-Pincus (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 11 August 2006 09:52 (nineteen years ago)

xposts to Monty:

I guess the first time I heard Merzbow there was a shock and awe reaction. I don't think it's a wholly invalid response to a lot of his stuff. I've heard only a fraction of it too, but there are records like Music for Bondage Performance that I reckon are reasonably accessible (this is relative, isn't it? I'm talking accessible like Nurse With Wound or Naked City).

But to answer about what I get from his music. An intentness of listening. There's often an intellectual (as opposed to visceral) pleasure in listening to him. A focus for the ears/mind. I'm not saying this is unique to Merzbow, the ability to listen like this applies to any music - any sound I suppose. But I do listen to him like that, often. There's also the visceral stuff, but for me it goes well beyond surprise and annoyance. Noise at the right volume can be as physically pleasurable as it is distressing. A lot of Merzbow seems to alternate between massage and pummelling. I like that. Or you can play it at ambient volume and it can work like ambient music.

Again, I'm not claiming any of this is unique to Merzbow. I'm trying to say that for me he has more points of commonality with other artists than points of difference, at least inasmuch as the kinds of pleasure I get from listening to him.

Son of Spam (noodle vague), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah Rickey, I like that song OK. I do think there are more standout tracks on Present Tense ("Too Late," "Tomorrow Night"), though Tongue Twister might actually be a better album on the whole.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Belle and Sebastian - Push Barman to Open Old Wounds

(I have the EPs already, but I wanted all the songs on a couple discs for easy access.)

Stephen Bush (Stephen B.), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Cocteau Twins - Lullabies to Violaine

(Same goes for this one. I have all, I think, but two of these tracks on separate EP releases. It's such a pretty set, though!)

Stephen Bush (Stephen B.), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

Probably in excess of a hundred - LPs that are worth keeping for the cover and never ever soiling a turntable with. In fact I also have a whole stash of *just covers*, sleeves with no record inside. One day I will cover the wall of a bar/cafe/restaurant/record store with them. Or just light them on fire.

Mallory L . O'Donnell (That Bitch Camille), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

(I have the EPs already, but I wanted all the songs on a couple discs for easy access.)

sorry chap, this isn't the board for boasting about your belle and sebastian collection. the only person who doesn't own everything & hundreds of bootlegs is Ned Raggett. And he's not only a contrarian but a contortionist too.

winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

Let's see. I keep the Mark Dumais (guy from Crash, see Ultra Vivid Scene) 12" single because I like his other band and I'll never find the single again. Even though it's not good and I'll never listen to it again.

A bunch of Command records albums because they look nice all lined up together. Part of me still kind of wants to collect a complete mint set and never play them.

Some weird 12" single called "Stop Making Cheese" that's not very good, mainly because the title sounds like "Stop Making Sense."

Etcetera...

dlp9001 (dlp9001), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

...oh, and pretty much the entire Live Skull discography because I'm *still* (against all indications) convinced that someday the sun will break through the clouds and I'll finally see their genius.

dlp9001 (dlp9001), Saturday, 12 August 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if that includes the Positraction, then put it on right now, bro!

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 12 August 2006 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

I've still got a few flea market finds in the closet that I picked up because the covers, um... inspired teenaged me.

Hideous Lump (Hideous Lump), Saturday, 12 August 2006 04:46 (nineteen years ago)


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