Take a Smiths or Morrissey song title and change it to add "vagina".

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"Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Vagina"

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

2/10 at best, son.

― Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

That Vagina Isn't Funny Anymore :(

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want (Vagina)"

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

I want the vagina i can't have.

Not that funny.

― Torgeir Hansen (MRZBW), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

"The Boy With The Vagina In His Side"

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

"This night has opened my vagina"

(or)

"This vagina has opened my eyes"

― paulhw (paulhw), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

"Never Had No Vagina Ever"

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

"Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me Vagina"
"Some Vaginas Are Bigger Than Others"
"A Rush And A Push And The Vagina Is Ours"
"Vagina Knows I'm Miserable Now"
"Unvaginable"
"There Is A Light That Vagina Goes Out"

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

"Vagina Spawned a Monster"

okay I'm done

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

Girlfriend In A Vagina
Vagina Afraid
Handsome Vagina
You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Vagina
Vagina Changes Everything
Shakespeare's Vagina
Vagina Strikes Again
Suffer Little Vagina
I Don't Owe You Vagina
I Won't Share Vagina

― rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them dogies rollin', rawhide! thread (fandango), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Alsatian Vagina

(sorry)

― rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them dogies rollin', rawhide! thread (fandango), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

Reel Around the Vagina
You've Got Vagina Now
Miserable Vagina
Pretty Girls Make Vagina/Pretty Vaginas Make Graves
The Vagina That Rocks the Cradle/The Hand That Rocks the Vagina
This Charming Vagina
Still Vagina
Vagina in Glove/Hand in Vagina/Vagina in Vagina
What Vagina Does It Make?/What Difference Does Vagina Make?
Vagina Don't Owe You Anything/I Don't Owe Vagina Anything/I Don't Owe You Vagina
Suffer Little Vaginas
The Headmaster Vagina/The Vagina Ritual/The Vagina Vagina
Vagina Ruffians/Rusholme Vaginas
I Want the Vagina I Can't Have/I Want the One Vagina Can't Have
What Vagina Said/Vagina She Said
That Vagina Isn't Funny Anymore
How Soon Is Vagina?/How Vagina Is Now?
Vagina Fast/Nowhere Vagina
Well Vagina Wonder
Vagina Begins at Home/Barbarism Begins at Vagina
Vagina Is Murder/Meat Is Vagina/Vagina Is Vagina

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

how soon is vagina

― slick dickens (slickdickens), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

We can lock this thread in just a few posts.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

how vaginal is now?

― slick dickens (slickdickens), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

Even if it is over soon, or even now, this is a beautiful thread.

"Rubber Vagina"

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

VAGINA JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

― everything (everything), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

Take Vagina Back to Dear Old Blighty/Take Me Back to Dear Old Vagina
The Vagina Is Dead/The Queen Is Vagina
Frankly Mr. Vagina
Vagina Know It's Over/I Know Vagina's Over/I Know It's Vagina/Vagina Know Vagina's Over/I Know Vagina's Vagina/Vagina Knows It's Vagina/Vagina Knows Vagina's Vagina
Never Had No Vagina Ever/Never Had No One Vagina
Vagina Gates/Cemetary Vagina
Vagina Strikes Again/Bigmouth Strikes Vagina/Vagina Strikes Vagina
The Vagina with the Thorn in His Side/The Boy with the Vagina in His Side/The Boy with the Thorn in His Vagina/The Vagina with the Vagina in His Side/The Vagina with the Thorn in His Vagina/The Boy with the Vagina in His Vagina/The Vagina with the Vagina in His Vagina
Vagina in a Tutu/Vicar in a Vagina/Vigana in a Vagina
Vagina Is a Light That Never Goes Out/There Is a Vagina That Never Goes Out
Some Vaginas Are Bigger Than Others/Some Girls Are Bigger Than Vaginas

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

VAGINA JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

Is that a contribution or a criticism?

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

Golden Vaginas

Vaginas Oscillating Wildly

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

"Meat Is Vagina" is the best.

― Richj (Rich), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm kind of partial to "A Rush And A Push And The Vagina Is Ours".

This thread gets better if you sing the songs using the new titles.

Not enough Morrissey tunes though, e.g. "Vaginahead".

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

more like MANGINA, amirite????

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

HALF A VAGINA.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 16 August 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

Back to the Old Vagina
Vaginasleep
Vaginas of the World Unite
Sheila Take a Vagina

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 16 August 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

STRETCH OUT VAGINA AND WAIT

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 16 August 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

I Started Some Vagina That I Couldn't Finish
Vagina Panic
William's Vagina, It Was Really Nothing
Vagina Things Take Time

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 16 August 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait, we can use Morrissey songs too!

Dial-A-Vagina
Irish Blood, English Vagina

(I'll stop now)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 16 August 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

Vagina Vagina Vagina Let Me Get What I Want

― schwantz (schwantz), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Vagina Spawned a Monster
The More You Ignore Vagina, The Closer Vagina Gets
Everyday Is Like Vagina
Vaginahead
Vagina in Platforms
Vagina Blood, English Heart
National Front Vagina

― Eisbï¿½r (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

Late Night, Vagina Street

― Eisbï¿½r (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

We Hate It When Our Vaginas Become Successful

― smokey (Maltodextrin), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

We Hate It When Our Friends Become Vaginas

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

We Hate Vagina When Our Friends Become Successful

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

The first of the gang to Vagina

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

Dagenham Vagina.

― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

Angel, Vagina, Down we go together

― JoseMaria (JoseMaria), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

The Boy Vagina

The Vagina Racer

― JoseMaria (JoseMaria), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

Hand in Vagina.

That's godda hurt.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

Not enough Morrissey tunes though, e.g. "Vaginahead".

suedevagina, surely?

also asian vagina.

dial a ... oh, beaten to that one.

i like vagina.

i will see vagina in far-off places.

i'll never be anybody's vagina.

(i'll stop now.)

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

I play this game with myself from time to time, so, I've already come up with most of these on my own. But, never "Vagina Panic". Haha, that was a good one. I laughed. Even though, that's not really how the game is supposed to work.

I think the best is my first contribution, "Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Vagina". Think about this.

Don't make fun of Daddy's vagina,
Because he can't help it
When he was just a teenage boy,
Something got stuck in his...

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

The cover versions!

Vagina Storm
Golden Vagina
Vagina is a 6 letter word!

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

Your Arse (Oh, sorry, wrong end)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

Vagina Meat is Murder
Some Girls Vagina Are Bigger Than Others
Bigmouth Vagina Strikes Again
That Vagina Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
I Wan't the One Vagina I Can't Have
The Boy With the Thorn in his Vagina
The Hand that Rock the Vagina
Hand in Vagina

― Chris Grasinger (gman59), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

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― Son of Spam (noodle vague), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This Vagina Before

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

The Teachers Are Afraid Of The Vagina

― Shawnoftheshed (xtrawidth), Thursday, 17 August 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

Vagina isn't a funny word

(That's a statement not a song title)

― Dadaismus (a rattly old puffin who remembers ILX in the days when...) (Dada), Thursday, 17 August 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

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