Whitney/Bobby/...OSAMA?!!?

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August 21, 2006 -- OSAMA bin Laden has more on his mind than just the destruction of the United States - the world's most wanted terrorist is obsessed with Whitney Houston, so much so that he's even mulled a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown.

Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden's sex slave, writes in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," which is excerpted in the September Harper's: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."

Boof - who wrote for the soap opera "The Days of Our Lives" until she was axed last month - continues, "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."

Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."

But bin Laden's murderous side also emerged in his fantasies about the pop superstar. "[He would say] how beautiful she is," Boof claims, "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens' husbands killed.

"In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name," Boof writes.

But as much as bin Laden adored Houston, he was also dismissive of black women. "African women are only good for a man's lower pleasures," bin Laden supposedly said. "What need do you have for a womb?"

And Boof writes that the 9/11 terror mastermind detested her hairstyle. "Why do you wear your hair braided?" he fumed, telling her that "only monkeys" did that.

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 21 August 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

So many flavors of wrong.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 August 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

How Will I Know if He Really Loves Me?

He kills your husband, then kidnaps you and holds you prisoner in a cave in Northern Afghanistan?

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 21 August 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

Osama bin Gainsbourg

Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 21 August 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

so am i the only one who maybe doesn't buy this?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 21 August 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

hell to the no

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

But highly amusing probable horseshit!

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

"so am i the only one who maybe doesn't buy this? "

yeah, he strikes me as more of an Toni Braxton type.

timmy tannin (pompous), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

this is probably the best thing ive read on the internet in a year.

mts (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't there some story about bobby and whitney getting into the balck hebrew movement/cult?

grady (grady), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

an Toni Braxton

hmm

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

ha, i originally put Anita Baker there, but thought better of it.

timmy tannin (pompous), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

"Why do you wear your hair braided?" he fumed, telling her that "only monkeys" did that.

pics please, and not those damned monchichis again either

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

from wiki

"In her 2006 autobiography (as excerpted in Harper's Magazine, September 2006, pp. 22-24), Boof describes bin Laden as obsessed with Whitney Houston, smoking lots of marijuana, and forcing her to dance naked to Van Halen. Peter Bergen, a biographer of Bin Laden, has called Boof "delusional". He says that Osama Bin Laden was never in Morocco in 1996 - in fact, he says that Bin Laden has never been to Morocco at all."


from her official website

"Some say she does it for book sales…others say it's a ploy to draw publicity and attention to herself…still others claim that it's pure vanity on Kola's part…her former dress designer, Dooby Doo, stated: "Her breasts are real, natural, 100% God-given and most definitely spectacular, so she wants to show them off, the little bitch.""

zappi (joni), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, but that still doesn't amount to pics of monkeys with braided hair

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

from this interview (i'm getting a bit obsessed with this)

BRUCE DUNNE:

Peter Bergen, a biographer of Bin Laden, has called you delusional.
He says that Osama Bin Laden was never in Morocco in 1996--in fact, I believe he claims that Bin Laden has never been to Morocco period.

KOLA BOOF:

Peter Bergen doesn't know what the hell he's talking about, but I'm sure that the media would take the word of a white man who's never met Osama against the word of a Black woman who used to share his bed.

The fact is...Osama Bin Laden was in Morocco in 1996, he was in Afghanistan, he lived in Sudan, he went to Ethiopia, Tanzania and Egypt that year. He went to Iran for a wedding. Peter Bergen and none of these know-it-all white men know a damned thing about where Osama was...if they did...the U.S. government would have been able to find Osama back in 1996. So don't listen to the Arabs and the White men.


BRUCE DUNNE:

Very recently, with the James Frey scandal and the debates about the integrity of memoir nowadays, how do we know that your book isn’t a pack of lies, just another fabulous scheme to further your own writing career by getting rich off Bin Laden’s name?

KOLA BOOF:

You don’t know. But the fact is.....my book is true and none of it is fabricated, and for those who think otherwise, I really don’t give a damn. This is my life story, my soul book. As Mary J. Blige sings....'you can hate it or love it”.

zappi (joni), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

tell'em girlfriend

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

and everyone knows monkeys are punks these days

http://www.mongabay.com/images/indonesia/bali/bali8193.JPG

zappi (joni), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.barks.jp/image/review/1000007363/boof.jpg

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

More illuminating words from the Harpers reading:

"He would humiliate me by making me dance naked. It was such a strange thing, because for the most part he believed music was evil. If a guest at the estate played music, he would cover his ears until the 'poison was silenced. But then he’d become this other guy who wanted to hear Van Halen or some B-52’s. To this day, I hear the song ‘Rock Lobster’ in my sleep."

mike powell (mike powell), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, I literally laughed so hard I choked at that.

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

More sobering is the fact that Osama purportedly would tell her to "Dance like a Caucasoid girl."

mike powell (mike powell), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

She seems like a real nutjob.

Rodn y Greene (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Dooby Doo

THIS IS THE BEST NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD

aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

bin Laden's sex slave

I can't stop laughing at this and as a result can't read any further.

he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting

Drugs, trust me Bin bin, DRUGS will do it.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

You'll be telling me he's a gooner next!

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

>>To this day, I hear the song ‘Rock Lobster’ in my sleep."

Everybody had matching towels!

(sorry...)

Daniel Peterson (polkaholic), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

WTF kind of name is KOLA BOOF? Are we on DESERT PLANET ARAKIS?

captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, SUDANESE. READ ONE THREAD, SELF.

captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

Repeat after me, Osama: Crack is whack

Sean Robison (yaratnam), Thursday, 24 August 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

A nutjob, yes -- but a truly fine one... it takes a very active imagination or deep delusions to produce such a treasure-trove of crapola... gotta love it.

Bass-man (bassguy), Thursday, 24 August 2006 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

show me the receipts

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Actually this is quite funny, as Karinne "Superhead" Steffans talks in her book Video Vixen about Bobby Brown being on coke and saying he was a member of Al Qaeda.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 27 August 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

It'd be funnier if she claimed that Osama had a thing for Barbra Streisand instead.

Monty Von Byonga (Monty Von Byonga), Monday, 28 August 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)


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