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Let's write some lyrics in the style of CRASS

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(verse)
I can freeze an I cube and make a cup of tea
I can walk around the block and I can squash a flea
I can fall down on the stairs and break my f_ing knee
And everyone's a clueless c-nt except for f-ing ME!

(chorus)
Yes you are, yes you are
Cos you drive a f-ing car!
You are part of the machine
Choking us with gasoline!

― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, 8 September 2006 05:48 (twenty years ago)

yeah, that sucked.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, 8 September 2006 06:05 (twenty years ago)

rattus sucked for his own lyrics, not mine

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Friday, 8 September 2006 06:16 (twenty years ago)

(OI!)

― the dow nut industrial average dead joe mama besser (donut), Friday, 8 September 2006 06:16 (twenty years ago)

I don't think you can get any sillier than the lyrics to Securicor... unless they wrote a similar song about postmen that I'm unaware of.

― Rombald (rombald), Friday, 8 September 2006 06:57 (twenty years ago)

And here's the point I'm trying to make over a cup of tea
is there something that belongs to you that should belong to me?

Do you owe me a fiver? Yes you do Yes you do
Owe me a fiver? Yes you do Yes you do
Owe me a fiver? Yes you do Yes you do
Owe me a fiver? Yes you Bloody do

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 8 September 2006 07:43 (twenty years ago)

a "Let's write some lyrics in the style of BLITZ" thread would be funnier.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, 8 September 2006 08:20 (twenty years ago)

Ah I fucking love Blitz so much...

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 8 September 2006 09:07 (twenty years ago)

Thick bloody THATCHERITE
Lives in the .... System
System!
System!
Fuck-uh fuck-uh
fuck-uh ah- THATCHER

Slaughter slaughter slaughter slaughter SYSTEM

Mummy an' daddy eat MEAT
in a SYSTEM cafeteria
THATCHER ABATTOIR SYSTEM

Be a rainbow mohican squatter
Instead of a THATCHERITE daughter

Anarcheeeeeeee
an'
PEACE
in the Yoo Kay

Fucking SYSTEM

etc.

― Hot Hot Heat (Hot Hot Heat), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:44 (twenty years ago)

"Shaved woman I-L-Xoooooooooooooooooooors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"screaming rockists, screaming rockists, screaming rockists, screaming rockists..."

― Wand Milius (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 9 September 2006 05:26 (twenty years ago)

banned from the noise board, OK!
i never much liked posting there anyway.
they said they only wanted bros before hoes,
Do they think they can get any more fauxcaine up their nose?

― flaneurie o'connor (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 9 September 2006 05:39 (twenty years ago)

Hot Hot heat had me sniggering
- the 'fuck uh ah THATCH' bit

it was shit like Crass that turned me off British punk.Cabbage growing, I'm right you're wrong, filthy hippies with fleabag hair

I hate thatch
she's such a fucking bitch
when I sell my gas guzzling ex ambulance
i'll be fucking rich

Have you got 10p
Have you got 10p
Have you got 10p
Of course you fucking do

― Jessie the Drunk Dutch Mountain Dog (Jessie the Drunk Dutch Mountai), Saturday, 9 September 2006 08:09 (twenty years ago)

Having said that, Crass were right.
Thatch was the nemesis.

― Jessie the Drunk Dutch Mountain Dog (Jessie the Drunk Dutch Mountai), Saturday, 9 September 2006 08:10 (twenty years ago)

Do they owe us an anarchist goat farm?
Of course they fucking dew!

― Hot Hot Heat (Hot Hot Heat), Saturday, 9 September 2006 08:24 (twenty years ago)

need to suck it
course they funckin do

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 9 September 2006 08:30 (twenty years ago)

more!

― mark grout (mark grout), Sunday, 10 September 2006 12:08 (twenty years ago)

less!!!

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Sunday, 10 September 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

Yes that's right, crunk is dead
It's just another cheap product for the consumer's head

etc

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 10 September 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

They sell us Pop as divinity,
When it's only a social obscenity

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 10 September 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

thirteen years pass...

(verse)
I can freeze an I cube and make a cup of tea
I can walk around the block and I can squash a flea
I can fall down on the stairs and break my f_ing knee
And everyone's a clueless c-nt except for f-ing ME!
(chorus)
Yes you are, yes you are
Cos you drive a f-ing car!
You are part of the machine
Choking us with gasoline!

― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, September 8, 2006 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

yeah, that sucked.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, September 8, 2006 2:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

― Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:24 (six years ago)

I might finish my "Do you owe me a fiver" one day

― Mark G, Thursday, 9 April 2020 07:01 (six years ago)

Is a fiver going to be worth anything by the time you get around to it.
Do it now, don't procrastinate innit
Or has taht point already passed.

― Stevolende, Thursday, 9 April 2020 09:11 (six years ago)

It wasn't worth owt when I first thought it.

It scans better than a tenner, other notes don't scan at all.

― Mark G, Thursday, 9 April 2020 11:39 (six years ago)

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