I Love Bitching About Pitchfork in the Most Unimaginative Way Possible

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Sufjan Stevens or The Night Ripper???

Go ahead, Pitchfork. Take the challenge.

― Sans Serif (Sans Serif), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfsheriff.com/inmates/images/21RichardRam.jpg
"His father was a drinker/ And his mother cried in bed/ Folding John Wayne's T-shirts/ When the swingset hit his head"

― best of both worlds (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Can ILM go one day without mentioning Pitchfork?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

(altho i have linked to two things on there here today)

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

(just wanna point out i had to look up those lyrics.) (no homo.)

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Could a moderater rename I Love Music to I Love Bitching About Pitchfork In The Most Unimaginitve Manner Possible?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

no homo, no credibility (xpost)

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

(not an x-post)

(I think)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

best i could do, hoss

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

o shit "manner" my bad

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Reader,

Thanks for your letter. We always appreciate feedback from our fans. It's definitely been a wild ride as we've grown from a small little site operating out of a basement in suburban Minneapolis into the world's number one online music news and reviews site. While we've put a lot of hard work and late hours into making Pitchfork a success (just ask the Domino's guy LOL), we couldn't have done it without you, our readers.

We take your concerns very seriously, and rest assured that the editorial staff will take a good, hard look at your complaints during our next meeting. Until then, keep on rocking, and remember to check out Pitchfork for all the latest and greatest in new music. Whether we were scaling the heights of Cookie Mountain, vacationing in Illinois, dishing some serious Girl Talk, or going Loon-y for Tapes n' Tapes, it's been a great 2006, and we can't wait to see what happens next!

Cheers,
Ryan

― Pitchfork Media (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://knifedandspooned.blogspot.com/

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

I can't tell if it's a subtle joke or just sloppy writing that that blog's review of Finney's Timberlake review and the review itself both contain the word "adroitly."

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

Yo, Matt - hook a dood up w/ Gears of War, how bout it?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

But given the two consecutive sentences that include "repugnant generalizations" I'm banking on the latter. (xpost)

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha dude i don't even have it! (altho played it at e3 multiplayer was greeeat!)

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Alex, I'm much more bothered by that blog's use of the word "cliticized".

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

That's for Matt AND Dan.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/797/sufjanripperdz3.jpg

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

don't cliticize ma frinz...(frinz)...

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

How about Duke Nukem: Forever?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

Too bad Borat doesn't visit Pitchfork in the movie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

Gears of War: I have seen the future, and it is BROWN

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Oh COME ON

Super Mario Bros: I have seen the future, and it is TWO-DIMENSIONAL

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe2pMbYtPJE

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Pfork's best new music people are like MTV"s the real world

they should all just collaborate and do Best New Music challenges in cancun where they compete for Ford Kia's and Chili's Cash

― boonah (boonah), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Okami + Rogue Galaxy = I have no need for a new console until sometime around 2008

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

i wish puck would do reviews for pitchfork, but give them to judd to draw so they could be published in comic book form.

(okami is a beautiful game, so great)

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

i can't tell if the thread title was edited by a mod or not

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

that blog started today. how did you find it?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

People who try to write in-depth criticisms of reviews still strike me as mostly proving that they have really poor reading comprehension, or at least don't really care about figuring out what the writer actually means.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Dude nailed my apathy, tho. The sumbitch.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

how did you find it?

I know the dude.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/5218/nikolaivolkov2vu2.jpg

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Jordan, did you cliticize him?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Why the fuck would you photoshop a vacuum & clipboard into a pic of a Nikolai Volkov doll?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

what kind of haiku is that

oh and apparently diminishing returns is a myth

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahha dave

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

YOU WILL UNDERSTAND SOON ENOUGH

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

I think Zach Baron is trying to make me mad today

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently "cliticize" is a real linguistic term?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

You wacky punster.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously! I have nothing to do with it.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Er, no pun intended.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

The actual definition of "cliticize" is much more boring than it should be.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah cliticize seems like it should be a hilariously ill-advised feminist flip on a 'male' word like history/herstory

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

the womyn was embarassed by her cliticize

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Jeff Foxworthy, ladies & germs.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

hey, at least it isn't stylus.

― christopherscottknudsen (christopherscottknudsen), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Main Entry: clit·i·cize
Pronunciation: 'kli-t&-"sIz
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cized; -ciz·ing
transitive verb
1 : to consider the merits and demerits of the clitoris and judge accordingly
2 : to imbue with the qualities of a clitoris

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Adroitly, Finney clothes repugnant generalizations in content that actually engages Timberlake’s stylistic influences just as a frozen Salisbury steak can hide in the thickening skin of cafeteria gravy."

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/whoa.gif

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

WTF is that for real deej?

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://knifedandspooned.blogspot.com/

haha apparently

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

When a review of a pop record contains an admission that pop music isn’t served by ambition or artistry, does it serve to do anything but undermine the credibility of the author? Finney’s review is somewhat articulate, adorned with cliticized terms and mapping every flaw to keep his praise of this shitbomb from direct criticism. Finney’s grasp falls short of his reach; the measure by which makes no difference.

http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lvl.gif

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Finney’s review is somewhat articulate

unlike dan's

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

shouldn't they have called it sporked.blogspot.com

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

i dont know what i was thinking just now, ignore me.

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Tim stop talking about music that way. Apparently you make stupid people hurt.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Pavement Wowee Zowee Reissue Tracklist Revealed
Same As Last Time!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

now that's what i call news!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

haha that review of Tim's review is still funny.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Dominique Leone is given the unfortunate task of reviewing an iTunes only release of an LCD Soundsystem workout mix commissioned by Nike™. You can even print out your own cover art with the Nike™ swooshtika® on it. Leone structures [b]her[/b] review of 45:33 around a workout routine.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

d'oh

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

it seems to have disappeared

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and he's a dude. It's less-than/greater-than, not brackets.

HTML, FOO

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i know i just forgot which mess. board i was on.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

wait

I seriously thought dominique leon was a girl too!

― lookin' in my mirror, not a Jagger in sight (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

she is, and a hot one at that

― gear (gear), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Not as hot as Mallory O'Donnell, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

22. The staff finally met Dominique Leone. And she was totally hott.

Apparently I completely missed that this was a joke.

xpost: OR DID I OH GOD

― lookin' in my mirror, not a Jagger in sight (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

this is her pic from one of those what do you look like threads:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PoD19t3hqf68aM:http://www.makeoutclub.com/htdocs/profiles/images/girls/indie-girl.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

And this is her pic from dominiqueleone.com

http://www.dominiqueleone.com/Photos/dom1small.jpg

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

she's an odd, odd, odd, little fish

― lookin' in my mirror, not a Jagger in sight (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

anyway, the point is, if she really is a guy, then I nominate him for whatever the gender equivalent of the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars is

― lookin' in my mirror, not a Jagger in sight (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

"no redeeming penetration of moist grottoes"

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

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