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"Want to engrave your iPod? It's free." OKAY ILM'ERS, I NEED YOUR IDEAS!!

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OKAY ILM'ERS, I NEED YOUR IDEAS!!

― Stephen Bush (Stephen B.), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE
MIGHTY AND DISPAIR

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

IF FOUND, DEPOSIT IN ANY MAILBOX
FOR PROMPT RETURN TO OWNER

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

If you've stolen this
I only listen to Sting

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE
MIGHTY AND DISPAIR

YES!

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

WE WANT
HEN FAP

― boredom to the left, babylon to the right (fandango), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:10 (twenty years ago)

DESPAIR!

not DISPAIR!

DISPAIR sounds more like a guy grabbing his nuts.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:13 (twenty years ago)

oh right, durr

I didn't even notice that!

also I think maybe it's "on" instead of "upon" but that's a bit nitpicky

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:14 (twenty years ago)

It's on, not upon. 10 syllables per line.

Look on my Works,
Ye Mighty, and despair!

― musically (musically), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

POXY
FULE

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:18 (twenty years ago)

IF LOST PLS RETURN TO
URGE.COM

― ruddy raleigh and the rickets (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:18 (twenty years ago)

60 GIGS FULL YET I FEEL
SO EMPTY INSIDE

― grady (grady), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:30 (twenty years ago)

i know i'm lame.....

i just put my full name and "if found :: phone ***-***-****".

[not that anyone would phone :(]

― drone/a/sore (drone/a/sore), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:34 (twenty years ago)

CONTAINS PITCHFORK
RECOMMENDATIONS ONLY

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:35 (twenty years ago)

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YA
BETTA SUCK ON DEEZ NUTZ

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:37 (twenty years ago)

I OFTEN RUB THIS
ALL OVER MY NARDS

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:39 (twenty years ago)

DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING?
DIAL 1-800-EAT-SHIT

― ruddy raleigh and the rickets (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:39 (twenty years ago)

xpost haha great minds both go right to the balls

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:39 (twenty years ago)

I'M SPENDING MY GRANDKIDS' INHERITANCE

― ruddy raleigh and the rickets (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:40 (twenty years ago)

THIS SHIT IS YOGA
FLAME FOR ALL TIME

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:45 (twenty years ago)

DO NOT MICROWAVE
DO NOT CONSUME

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:47 (twenty years ago)

katie quirk otmfm. like hardcore.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:47 (twenty years ago)

To Elton.
Love, David.

― Jubalique (Jubalique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 02:24 (twenty years ago)

I have:

"If you don't like my music,
get your own f#@king iPod"

- It's meant to be a reference to The Big Lebowski's cab scene
- Apple wouldn't allow a certain word starting with "f"

― I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit (I say we take off and nuke the), Thursday, 14 September 2006 02:58 (twenty years ago)

58008 58008
58008 58008

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Thursday, 14 September 2006 03:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jamesfaqs.com/Morans.jpg

obv

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 14 September 2006 03:09 (twenty years ago)

How about

DC 34: OH ORLANDO BLOOMPSPAWS IN PWNING CORNY INDIE FUXORS SHOCKAH, ROFFLES!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 14 September 2006 03:13 (twenty years ago)

YSI?

― p@reene (Pareene), Thursday, 14 September 2006 03:16 (twenty years ago)

kid tested, devendra approved

― ruddy raleigh and the rickets (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 September 2006 03:28 (twenty years ago)

LOOK ON MY WORKS YE
MIGHTY AND DESPAIR

I'm gonna fucking totally do this when my warranty runs out on this one.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 14 September 2006 04:25 (twenty years ago)

Also just plain and simple:

STOLEN

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 14 September 2006 04:25 (twenty years ago)

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS
NO ONE ROCKS FOR FREE

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 14 September 2006 05:54 (twenty years ago)

CHECK OUT THE HOOK,
WHILE MY DJ REVOLVES IT.

― danny boy (danny boy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:59 (twenty years ago)

I put my website URL on mine plus lame slogan.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:07 (twenty years ago)

THIS IPOD BELONGS TO
A CORNY INDIE FUXOR

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:27 (twenty years ago)

Thanks!

Anything else?

― Stephen Bush (Stephen B.), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

I'M STEVE JOBS' BITCH

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

lock thread :D

― boredom to the left, babylon to the right (fandango), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

You know how many dicks I had
to suck for this?! One more?

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

BIG BANK TAKE LITTLE BANK

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)

MY OTHER MP3 PLAYER
IS A ZUNE

― hank (hank s), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

CARELESS WAS HERE

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

This one is clearly best:


Look on my works, ye
mighty, and despair!

― Stephen Bush (Stephen B.), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Stephen cleaning up the punctuation!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 15 September 2006 06:00 (twenty years ago)

ONLY PICK ANY

― brightscreamer (brightscreamer), Saturday, 23 September 2006 11:52 (twenty years ago)

ONLY PICK algebraic variable

― Edward III (edward iii), Saturday, 23 September 2006 11:57 (twenty years ago)

Ceci n'est pas une ipod.

― Øystein (Øystein), Saturday, 23 September 2006 12:45 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Revive for free iPod back to school special.

― stephen, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IPOD WILL SELF DESTRUCT
IN FIVE SECONDS...

― snoball, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

Keep Music Evil

or

God Listens ... To Slayer!

― BlackIronPrison, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IPOD HAS FLEAS
SO DO YOU! URGH! FLEAS!

― snoball, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IPOD PROPERTY OF
GEORGE W BUSH

― snoball, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IPOD PROTECTED
BY THE MAFIA

― snoball, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

God Listens ... To Slayer!

hahaha seen this before but love it anyway.

― stephen, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

DEAR CRIMINALS,
THIS IPOD IS RIDDLED WITH VIRUSES.

― res, Saturday, 26 July 2008 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

BEST BEFORE END:
SEPT 2008

― snoball, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

BOUGIE ASS BITCHES
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS

― milo z, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)


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