Esteban Buttez, RIP 1971-2006

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Just read online that Kid Rock died in a car accident last night. Apparently he drove into a tree or something.

Looks like he'll be rollin' rollin' rollin' into heaven now! RIP, Kid Rock!

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:31 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah right.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

Have him tell Joe C. I said "sup".

― derekerdman (Derek Erdmany), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing on Billboard about it as yet.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

rollin' rollin' rollin'

Wasn't that Limp Bizkit? Or did Kid Rock have a song that says that, too?

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, that was Limp Bizkit.

I have my entrance music for The Undertaker all mixed up :-(

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

#1 google result for "Kid Rock died":
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28467

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

xpost where did u get thee lowdown, my friend?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 356,000 for "rock is dead". (0.48 seconds)

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

I got the news from MTV, btw.

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:51 (nineteen years ago)

when do we get to the punchline?

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

after it seems he survived thanks to pam's bumpers.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 14 September 2006 08:55 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing about that at MTV, but WHITNEY ANZ BOBBY GETTIN DIVORZED!

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1540835/09132006/houston_whitney.jhtml?headlines=true

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:01 (nineteen years ago)

Just read online

I got the news from MTV

You read online or you saw it on MTV? You read it online on MTV's website? There's nothing on the front page about it. You need to get better at Making Shit Up.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

Huh?

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

I saw it online at MTV.com

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

Britney had her baby last night, a boy. Maybe it's Kid Rock reincarnated.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

OHHHH FACED, BUTTEZ

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:12 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, shit it was actually Monday night.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:12 (nineteen years ago)

maybe it's the midget dude

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:15 (nineteen years ago)

Joe C Federline

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

no way is buttez 25

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

yr math sux

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:20 (nineteen years ago)

Well, he's right anyway.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:22 (nineteen years ago)

RIP Esteban. Your candle burned out long before, your legend never will.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:23 (nineteen years ago)

he's not 35 either, but that doesn't make what i said wrong

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

OIC

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:25 (nineteen years ago)

no way is buttez 7

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:30 (nineteen years ago)

Gloria Esteban RIP

― NickB (NickB), Thursday, 14 September 2006 09:38 (nineteen years ago)

Shouldn't that be more like 1961?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 14 September 2006 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand this. I read Kid Rock has died and I reported it to ILM. I know the guy wasn't the greatest musician around, but come on.

Shouldn't this thread be about the life and death of Kid Rock rather than a jokey thread about me?

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

don't do death threads without linking to your source.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

one for the FAQ

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://truetalk.typepad.com/truetalk/images/jfk_funeral.jpg

RIP Esteban. Farewell, ILM Camelot.

― mark 0 (mark 0), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

In death as in life, overshadowed by Ann Richards.

― p@reene (Pareene), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Who died an made you boss, Kanal?

(Sorry, that was tasteless!)

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Elton John, the British rock star who went bankrupt in 1976 before private ownership of music-pirating cassette decks was made illegal, died of exposure on a Welsh moor that year after creditors repossessed his clothing.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, I love the c.2000 technology in that Onion piece:

"Why would anyone in their right mind pay $12.99 for a CD with artwork when they could simply spend seven hours downloading the compressed MP3 files of all the album's songs onto their home computer's desktop, decompress it into an AIFF sound file, and then burn the data onto a blank CD?"

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

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― and PappaWheelie, author of Have You Ever Been Poxy Fuled? (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

ahead of his time.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

or in btwn.

― dell, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/35/70439698_6efff329bb.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

I, for one, would like to pay tribute to this amazing specimen of humanhood.

― dell, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry. I didn't mean for that to sound clitoral.

― dell, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

goodbye england's rose

― blueski, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

I dreamed I saw Esteban Buttez last night,
Alive as you or me
Says I, "But Est, you're ten years dead,"
"I never died," says he
"I never died," says he

― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

The first of the gang to die - such a silly boy.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://penny2263.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/talk-to-the-crying-penguin.jpg

― StanM, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

he went out on a high.

― Jordan Sarging (Brohan Hari), Friday, 2 January 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.paulcrogersandsons.com/postcard/verses/Verse1.jpg

― velko, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

pour one out

― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

i miss him

― молодых нижн&#, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 05:30 (fifteen years ago)

remember the time he made a homophobic joke

― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)

why do they not mouurn for gangsta andy partridge, one wonders

― *makeitplop* (haitch), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

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