(this is the bes!) All My Children sez: MIKE PATTON IS NOT GOD

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=inQlkhZr0ec

"not many care about Mike Patton anymore"

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 16 September 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Youtube has just been won. Close internet.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 16 September 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

"You've been reading my blog"

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 16 September 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

i saw this last week. all i can say is that bitch wouldn't know who tomahawk is

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 16 September 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)

my 8th grade english teacher was into faith no more

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 16 September 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

this was good script writing. mike patton is hardly obscure but musician fans of his think they're in some super secret club. nice job abc staff writers!

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 September 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

This kind of thing happens on Gilmore Girls all the time, but I guess it's more odd in this situation considering the audience All My Children is geared for.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 16 September 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

I can totally picture blondie girl as a goth chick in high school.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 16 September 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

"You've been reading my blog"

What a punchline ... even reading the thread beforehand didn't ruin this for me at all.

On the all time list of music/soap opera shockers, this has nothing on "Santa Barbara" using Depeche Mode's "Waiting For the Night" as a recurring love theme in 1991.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 16 September 2006 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r98WLLWMq3o&NR

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 16 September 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

What's up with "You'd have to be a long established fan to access that site"? Are there really any blogs where you have to prove you're a "long established fan" to read them? That would be great.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 16 September 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

DESTINATION: HELL!

― grady (grady), Saturday, 16 September 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

i saw this last week.

-- jaxon (jaso...), September 16th, 2006 4:14 PM. (jaxon) (later)

me too. ilm behind the times.

best moment has nothing to do with patton, neither - it's the "oh no, shooters" line at the end.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 September 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm with Mike on Wolfmother. The album left no impression on me at all, but then I saw them perform on Jay Leno one night and laughed my ass off.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Saturday, 16 September 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I think I got through the album like once. It's one of those things I gave a shot because they were selling it at half price. Eurrrgghh.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 16 September 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

On "Gilmore Girls," the exact same dialogue wouldn't be funny at all.

Somehow, knowing it's a soap opera makes it absolutely terrific!

― excuse me while I fold my pants (samjeff), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

soap operas >>>>> gilmore girls

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

mainlining drano >>>>>>>> gilmore girls

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

christ, yes.

― Will (will), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

gilmore girls would be more likely to have patton guest star as a lovable but eccentric shopkeep

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:15 (twenty years ago)

I can't stop watching this, it's so wonderful.

The guy's delivery of "You've been reading my blog" = instant classic.

(I like how he starts getting up as soon as he hears "New York Dolls...")

― excuse me while I fold my pants (samjeff), Saturday, 16 September 2006 22:55 (twenty years ago)

since when do soap operas use shakey hand-held cameras?

― grady (grady), Saturday, 16 September 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

YOU'VE BEEN READING MY BLOG

"But you have to be a long established fan to access that site"

― Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (Wrinklepaws), Saturday, 16 September 2006 23:51 (twenty years ago)

Genius. If this is typical of AMC, maybe I should give soap operas a chance.

― Sundar (sundar), Monday, 18 September 2006 04:22 (twenty years ago)

"Oh no, not shooters!"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 September 2006 04:25 (twenty years ago)

I saw Peeping Tom Saturday night. Patton's got some serious nerve talking about Woflmother's derivativeness.

(Referring to second YouTube link.)

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

he should have called her out on calling Hanoi Rocks "early glam"

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

I think the key is when she says, "Obviously."

― max (maxreax), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

I wish I had been Tivo-ing this. I'd like to know what becomes of those two after she wins him over, at least initially, with her fandom gambit...

― excuse me while I fold my pants (samjeff), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

The only thing that could've made it better was a John Zorn reference.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

patton saying "what year are we in?!?!" in ref to wolfmother: peeping tim sounds like 1995 and DUDE YOU WERE DOING BLACK SABBATH COVERS WHEN YOU WERE WEARING BIKE SHORTS IN FNM SHEESH.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

The fact that Mike Patton's not so great himself doesn't mean his observations on Wolfmother are in any way wrong or invalid. Wolfmother is a living breathing joke.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:12 (twenty years ago)

he is great alot of the time but his critisizm twords wolfmother is that they are playing outdated music which he himself is a victim of you FUCKING PIECE OF TERPWTLG@#%OP TKRGVF

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Hilarious.

But those Youtube comments sections are a depraved vortex.

― Wand Milius (Roger Fidelity), Monday, 18 September 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

"You've been reading my blog"
What a punchline ... even reading the thread beforehand didn't ruin this for me at all.

totally! I knew that was coming and I still laughed so hard I almost spat my teeth out! (nb these are REAL TEETH with gums 'n' shit)

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:13 (twenty years ago)

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