Is everybody aware that demand for oil will exceed supply in 3-5 years?

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Is everybody aware that demand for oil will exceed supply within 3-5 years?
http://www.spizzenergi.com/

― spizzoil (spizz.eu), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

thank god for all the whales around here.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe we could just burn Spizz records instead?

― NickB (NickB), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

"who-holds-back-the-electric-car?"

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

you mean ... you mean ... IT WON'T LAST FOR EVER?

OH GOD! OH NOES! THIS IS THE FIRST I HAVE HEARD OF THIS! O MY GOD, WE SHOULD RETHINK OUR ENTIRE WAY OF LIFE RIGHT AWAY!

or maybe we could just plough on regardless and hope someone else sorts it out. i bet that nice mr bush can make it all better.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

thats fine. my hummers run on Earl Grey.

xpost
"who made Steve Gutenburg...a STAR?

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

i've never got the whole spizz oil/energy/whatever thing, actually. am i missing anything good?

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah but look on the bright side we get to see the chaos and decline in our lifetime ... and as Eric Idle says at the end of the nudge nudge sketch "still phwoar eh?"

And now I'll think of something else to set the keyboard a tappin'
http://www.spizzenergi.com/

― oil oil oil (spizz.eu), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Hey grimley "i've never got the whole spizz oil/energy/whatever thing, actually" Not to worry
"am i missing anything good?"
depends how wide your good is...

― surrealistsociety (spizz.eu), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

In these times we need serious music

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

depends how wide your good is...

heheheh. it's pretty gaping.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

Demand can't exceed supply. The price will go up, and demand will equal supply at a new equilibrium price.

― aaiken (aaiken), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

BLOC PARTY WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT

THE THREAT IS REAL!!!

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 6 October 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

what will power our AIRSHIPS!

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

'Tis true. I think most folks would rather listen to Midnight Oil than Air Supply.

― monocle (Sean Miguel), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

Led will power our airships...

― SAS (sschwartzberg), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

Where's Captain Kirk?

He can give us some trilithium crystals or whatever it was they use.

― SAS (sschwartzberg), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

For your amusement here are some words in 1979...

GOVERNMENT OF URGENCY RUNNING OUT OF FUEL
STATE OF EMERGENCY USING MARTIAL RULE
COUNCIL OF LIFE IMPRESSING ON ME
FUEL CONSERVATION "SAVING ENERGY"

[CHORUS]
ENERGY CRISIS THE TEMPERATURE RISES
TOO SHORT OF RESOURCES TO MOBILIZE FORCES

POISONING GASES TEARING UP THE SKY
DISRUPTION OF WEATHER CAUSING US TO FRY
BURNING RADIATION SEVEN MILES HIGH
CANCER TISSUES FORMING 'CAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE

[CHORUS]
ENERGY CRISIS THE TEMPERATURE RISES
TOO SHORT OF RESOURCES TO MOBILIZE FORCES

WHEN THE OZONE LAYER IS GONE
WE WILL HAVE TO RUN FROM THE SUN
THE HUMAN RACE IS ONLY SAFE AT NIGHT
WHEN THE ATMOSPHERE AND TEMPERATURE'S RIGHT

toodle pip
http://www.spizzenergi.com

― Capt Kirk (spizz.eu), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

The Pixies covered it in '89 on their "oh shit, the ecology's fucked and we're all gonna die!" album.

there was a guy
an under water guy who controlled the sea
got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
from new york and new jersey
this monkey's gone to heaven

the creature in the sky
got sucked in ahole
now there's a hole in the sky
and the ground's not cold
and if the ground's not cold
everything is gonna burn
we'll all take turns
i'll get mine, too
this monkey's gone to heaven

rock me joe!

if man is 5 [3x]
then the devil is 6 [5x]
then god is 7 [3x]
this monkey's gone to heaven

― Andi Headphones (Andi Headphones), Sunday, 8 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

X-post, If you can rhyme "fuel" with "rule," anything is possible.

Is that the right way to use x-post? I've xposted! YAY!

― Jubalique (Jubalique), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

is no one aware of the huge recent oil find in the gulf of mexico?

oil for all! or for chevron, i forget which

anyway CHECK FACTS TROLLS GEEZ

― marc h. (marc h.), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

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