What's missing from Iggy's rider?

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I hate cut and paste posts as much as the next person, but this is full of funny, and I'm only on page 2

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1004061iggypop1.html

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

is this for real?? Dead Dog Island!

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

wowzers. i only read page one and had a good laugh. i will have to sit somewhere 'confortable' later today and read the whole thing.

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Wonderful.

That's definitely a device to make sure the recipient reads it.

Well done.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

BEST RIDER EVER

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

josgrainweddingring.jpg

― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

roffles galore

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

I only got to about page 4 before everything started to read "WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF THIS COMEDY SCRIPT I'VE GOT IN THE WORKS?"

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Certainly funnier than that White Stripes rider which demanded backstage bowls of M&M's with all but the red, white and black ones removed (which I read on that "100% False" thread).

― Monty Von Byonga (Monty Von Byonga), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

DJ Mencap, read the last page of the rider!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

1. 10 gallons skin cream

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

today the world ..tamasrasalata

fantastic stuff.

― mark e (mark e), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that joke was my favorite.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 6 October 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

"alcohol free beer. The saxophonist likes to mix it with his whisky. And vodka."

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Friday, 6 October 2006 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

DJ Mencap, read the last page of the rider!

Whodathunkit!

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 6 October 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

That Inane Clown Pussy gig where they had the Piss On The Live Marshall Amplifier Competition.

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:28 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, Dead Dog Island!

― King Esteban Records (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:45 (nineteen years ago)

They really are hillarious guys.

I still have, in the back of my fridge, a can of beer from The Stooges' rider. I'm never going to drink it, it means too much to me.

― Three In A Bed Socks Romp (kate), Friday, 6 October 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

I love the whole monitor horror story from Spain. Killing people is soooo 80s.

― Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

if i got riders like this, maybe i wouldnt cross as much stuff out?

― mts (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Not even the Bob Hope impersonator?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

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