AICON Week 17

Welp, I think I'm done with the cool talk, if possible (though I did judge that nice lookin' gal on the phone). It's a shame Tom was judged a fool, but I knew that would happen. We can't all be as cool as... DAMN! If only I had that one-line zinger right now! My position on coolness lies in my earlier response to Momus' oddly unenlightening post about being honorable. What the hell was that crap? A joke, I hope?

Yes, of course it was a joke.

I still think he's actually listening to Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" in that picture.

Dan, the bloke is doubtless LYING if he tries to convince us he's not.