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"End Indie Music"

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Apologies if it's been posted elsewhere but some of you may wish to read this... http://sirmillardmulch.com/endindiemusic.php

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:57 (twenty years ago)

..Some of you might even take it seriously.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:04 (twenty years ago)

That'll be 77% of ILM then.

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

More like 77% will be disappointed it's not a serious site.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:12 (twenty years ago)

THANK FUCK ESTEBUTT IZ HERE TO LAY DOWN THE LAWE FOR early 80S INDIE WANK. GOOD WORK, FELLA.

― Doctor Jaggernathy (noodle vague), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Hey, that's a bit unfair.

I'm totally into mid-80s indie wank too!

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:49 (twenty years ago)

To be fair EB I didn't mean to have a pop at you. I wuz just carried away on a tide of badly pssssht symbols. I'm still proud to salute the magic of ethanol butties. GOD BLESS MORANJEES, INNIT?

― Doctor Jaggernathy (noodle vague), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Hey Jim!

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 13 October 2006 00:17 (twenty years ago)

hello?

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 13 October 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Haha. You weren't the Jim posting on the thread (til now)

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 13 October 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Is Jagger drunk again?

x-post

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Friday, 13 October 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

lol @ "spontaneous jams"

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Friday, 13 October 2006 02:19 (twenty years ago)

If the point of that was to be funny, it's a failure. And since I'm sure that was the point, there is no point.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 13 October 2006 03:36 (twenty years ago)

Indeed.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 13 October 2006 07:17 (twenty years ago)

How can anyone think that this woman Ani DiFranco is at all deserving of fans -- especially when we have higher-caliber Major Label artists like Jewel who was around long before?

Um.

Furthermore, what Major Label in their right mind would sign even more bands that sound exactly like the original punk pioneers, Green Day? We've already got one -- why do we need another one? I admit, we should allow for some amount of diversity, and Bad Religion is a likely secondary candidate.

Um um.

― The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

way to go encyclopedia brown!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

When the music industry began, there was an established line between "amateur" and "professional" that should have never been crossed. Back in the old days, if musicians were good, they'd get a record deal.

This guy is completely ignoring the fact that today, image and looks means more than musical talent if you want a deal, and the true talented musicians are more likely to end up on indies....

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Uh, not exactly.

It's all about ideas and it's the less risky ideas that gets an act signed up by a major record label.

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Saturday, 14 October 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

(But it sure helps if you've got big knockers.)

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Saturday, 14 October 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

music sucks, get over it!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 14 October 2006 05:08 (twenty years ago)

can't you guys go talk about football

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 14 October 2006 05:08 (twenty years ago)

music is fine, it's just the publicists mainly who ruin old music for us and journalists who ruin new music for the rest.

― corey c (shock of daylight), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 06:49 (twenty years ago)

How many years left until we rename "indie music" anyway? Wasn't it essentially the word that replaced "alternative"?

Next up, I say we call it "Internet Rock" because, hey, most of these bands do get discussed on the internet a lot and don't get enough attention in the mainstream media. Or how about "E-Rock"? Guys?

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 07:14 (twenty years ago)

fuck music, publicists are the FUTURE

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 11:49 (twenty years ago)

OK, I think I'm gonna have to hear this guy's album:
http://www.mutantmall.com/mmm001.php

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Geir, you do realise that the piece is a joke, right?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)


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