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if everyone in the world was forced to pick their one single favorite band, and then a battle royale was set where everyone had to fight each other to the death, which band's fans would win? only hand to hand combat accepted, no weapons. my picks...

1. motorhead
2. zz top
3. kenny loggins

i realize there's millions of john mayer fans but they're john mayer fans. i'd take 1 lemmy supporter for every 100 john mayer people. my dark horse is the mighty molly hatchet faithful.

― conquistador (gruntin it out), Friday, 3 November 2006 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

the softies.

― jonathan - stl (jonathan - stl), Friday, 3 November 2006 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

Morrissey beats all other bands to death with a black dildo

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

My favorite band is Fishbone (uh...most of the time) and I'll take out all y'all motherfuckers, so.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Friday, 3 November 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

my favorite band is royal trux and i am willing to eat other human beings and bite their faces off in the name of their music.

― conquistador (gruntin it out), Friday, 3 November 2006 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

I'll say the Beatles, just because their fans would win by sheer numbers.

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Friday, 3 November 2006 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

Greyhaired pussies holding hands and creaking "give peace a chance" will get crushed.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Friday, 3 November 2006 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

Iron Maiden?

― S- (sgh), Friday, 3 November 2006 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

I think Sir Cliff would be in with a chance. Those fuckers are fanatical, and experienced.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Friday, 3 November 2006 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

GN'FN'R

― davelus (davelus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

is that even where the apostrophes go???

― davelus (davelus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

emperor

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

I have to go w/sheer numbers here, and in that case, whatever most of India and China are listening to

― Dominique (dleone), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

Nobody thinks Slayer fans are tough?!

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

NO. Every Slayer fan I have ever met is a middle class pussy like me.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

Good evening. Most Pixies fans are shaven-headed lunatics, so you're all dead (and listening to Surder Rosa while you're at it)

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

and we're all dyslexic too.

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

Good evening. Most Pixies fans are ~~shaven-headed lunatics~~ middle class student virgins

Fixed.

― You've Had Your Chances (noodle vague), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

GET IN THE RING, 6 BILLION MOTHERFUCKERS

― davelus (davelus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I think Mozzer's suicide bombers are going to give him a big advantage.

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Friday, 3 November 2006 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

Fall fans are flabby and don't get out much, so we're screwed. And chopped. Into little pieces by lager-wielding nu-Manics fans. Probably.

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Friday, 3 November 2006 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

the softies.

-- jonathan - stl (thamusicman...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2006 12:29 AM. (jonathan - stl) (later) (link)

hahaha. the softies really are my favorite band. but, actually, i'm kind of a pansy. go figure.

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Friday, 3 November 2006 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

The Dwarves and Lynyrd Skynyrd in a tie.

― sleeve version 2.0 (sleeve testing), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS A LIST THREAD, PLEASE DELETE.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

pantera fans, so long as you douse them with jagermeister beforehand.

― Emily B (Emily B), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:29 (eighteen years ago)

do rapper entourages count?

― Eric Harvey (eric marathonpacks), Friday, 3 November 2006 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

The Slayer fans in ny seem to beat each other to a bloody pulp at Slayer shows. Certainly, they might be able to kick at least 12 Beatles fans asses each. Perhaps more since most Beatles fans are probably bordering on old age or pacifism.

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, I think I'm going to give it to the Richard Wagner fans. Scary motherfuckers, decent track record.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, I like Wagner! I guess that means I'm a scary motherfucker. Haha, scaredy cat, scaredy cat! Uh...

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

ur a nazi?

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

uh guys

the obvious answer is Insane Clown Posse. lock thread.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

Wu-Tang fans. I figure at least a couple of 'em have gone out and bought flying guillotines.

― nate p. (natepatrin), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

xpost no, just a big fan of bugs bunny and also too I like his music

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

Favourite band = Mansun.

FUCK

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

Is now the right time to make a joke about Osama bin Laden's abiding love for Whitney Houston?

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

I don't have a favourite band. At fifteen I would've fought for Metallica, at eighteen, Nine Inch Nails. I think Metallica would beat Nine Inch Nails.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha The Who destroy you all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo01Y48Q9XQ

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

G.G. ALLIN TO THREAD A.S.A.P.!

― brightscreamer (brightscreamer), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

The Zombies, can't be killed.

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

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