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Eat The Rich - Krokus

Eat The Rich - Motorhead

Eat The Rich - Aerosmith

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

I wanna eat the rich, but forget which is the best song to spur me on. Which is the best song to spur me on and why?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Depends on what you mean by "Eat The Rich."

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

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― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

I mean cook 'em up in a pot.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

I wanna be rich myself but I'm incredibly lazy.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

If I got eaten I could pretend to be rich.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

I don't wanna be eaten by a German though.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

The Germans eat poor people too.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

There's a lot of rich Germans, but they're not eaten, generally. You have to be poor.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck that.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to be eaten, though, even if I weren't rich. I would like to be rich too, though.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

In certain countries, you can come across as rich with not much capital. As little as five hundred bucks will do.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

You can have a whale of a time... before you're eaten.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

France, man, that's the place. Good cooking. Need a shitload of cash before you're considered rich though. Fucking hard work to get eaten properly there.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

Motorhead's "Eat The Rich" is just about oral sex.

I've never heard the Aerosmith version, but I've a sneaky suspicion theirs might be, too. Krokus' version is actually about cannibalizing wealthy people, I think. Both Krokus and Motorhead rhyme "rich" with "bitch," surprisingly enough. Like I said, I haven't heard Aerosmith's version, but I would not be surprised if they do, too.

I hope that has been helpful.

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

Also, in Soviet Union, the rich eat you.

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

I wanna eat 'em. I wanna be eaten. I want some optimistic east european to eat my aresehole blindfolded, egged on by Nelly Furtado (who's next).

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

The Sisters of Mercy, "The Body Electric"
Lycia, "The Body Electric"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

egged on by Nelly Furtado

You want her to menstruate on someone?

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

I want her to lay an egg on my belly, eat me, and lick it all up.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

I want to soft-boil a Furtado egg and throw it at a train.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

can i hold a donation drive to delete ilx

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― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

Really, I wanna punch her till a tooth falls out. Then I want her to try eating me.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

Eyeball Kicks, should I go whining to a moderator about you pointlessly ruining my perfectly good thread? You know, like I give a shit?

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

I wanna press Curtis's plump lips to my armpit, sweat for a bit, and then have her eat me.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

Curtis is a woman?

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

You're a woman.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

Deal with it, pucko.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

goodness me!

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

I wanna translate Curtis to a semi-froth and slurp it all up into the mouth of the man who will eat me.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

I think you need a good kick in the eyeballs.

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

The information that might help you through this life, Mr Tea, is: what you think is unoriginal & of no interest to most folk!

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

Here is some information that might help you in relating to me: whether my ideas are original or interesting is of no interest to me, though it obviously is to you and "most folk."

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, fair enough! Carry on looking like a prick!

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

Likewise, arbiter of taste!

― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

Fair enough!

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Sunday, 5 November 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 5 November 2006 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

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― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Sunday, 5 November 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

See what happens when we ban list threads?

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 5 November 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

"Jack the Ripper" - Morrissey & Nick Cave.

― Kerry Livingstone (Kerry L), Monday, 6 November 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

i got a woooomaaaaaan

― Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Monday, 6 November 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

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