ROYAL TRUX and STRAIGHT-EDGE

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Leaving aside an early and always overstated drugs context, how much do you think Royal Trux's rigid no-drugs no-alcohol policy (and the slightly paranoid world view of health nut / disinfectant spray-carrying germophobe Neil Hagerty) contributed to the music the band produced?

sylvie and babs (sylvie and babs), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

hit something long enough, and you get to like

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

disinfectant spray-carrying germophobe Neil Hagerty

wtf are you talking about?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

i had no idea jon spencer was straight-edge!

gbx (skowly), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

"disinfectant spray-carrying germophobe Neil Hagerty"
"wtf are you talking about?"

Sorry, maybe that isn't public knowledge. (But the disinfectant spraying of vocal microphones by both Jen and Neil during sound check is somewhat well known I think.) But anyway I was just thinking,a Neil's a studious, health-conscious, kinda nerdy guy, and about as far from "scuzzy" junkie type as you can get; Jen's an avid swimmer and surfer; they were both militantly anti drugs and alcohol during most of their career as a band. Yet you don't hear much about these actual contexts in which their music was produced, and hear a lot about the incorrect "junkie" (or even less correct "stoner") context. Uh... well if anyone has any theories I'd love to hear them. Off to the gym now.

sylvie and babs (sylvie and babs), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

make sure to wipe down the elliptical after you use it.

manute lol (sanskrit), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

disinfectant spraying of vocal microphones

not a bad idea. have you ever smelled those things?

Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah honestly that's not that unheard of among touring musicians. a lot of musicians i know just tour with their own microphones for that reason.

jen smokes teh weed again now so "stoner" isn't too far off. and neil def. shook my hand the one time i met him. so your conjecture is, well, nothing but that.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Weekly Dig: Do you get angry when people ask about the drug abuse of the past when you have said over and over that it ended long ago? Or do you attribute the interest in it to the Rock & Roll formula that you followed?

Neil: I have exploited it, so it's fair to say."

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

from boston weekly dig, 2002. first google result for "royal trux + drugs"

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

“Royal Trux was always this dodgy thing — we snaked around really well,” says Hagerty. “And then all of a sudden, people were losing their moorings completely. It’s basically drugs, is what it is — not on my part, it wasn’t me. I’ve been clean for almost 10 years. Jennifer’s been up and down, struggling with it. She’s trying. The band became like an enabling mechanism. You could be clean when we weren’t doing anything, and then the touring starts, the pressure starts to build, and all of a sudden drugs come into play. That’s total VH1! Royal Trux had become one of those stupid shows: ‘And when we return, the specter of drugs lingers . . .’ It was bullshit.”

-LA Weekly 2001

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

neil def. shook my hand the one time i met him.

Well, be honest and also add that you were wearing this at the time:

http://aerospacescholars.jsc.nasa.gov/HAS/cirr/Images/suit.jpg

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

no i was wearing a meat loincloth and a smallpox blanket

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

you are devendra banhardt

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Fritz, yes, absolutely. Not suggesting the band didn't reference/exploit "drugs". (Also I didn't realize that about Jen's "up and down" thing during their years together.) Neil's "it's fair to say" comment is typically mensch-like, but you know the constant bringing up of drugs has got to stick in his craw. I think you could get a nice chaos/discipline dichotomy going wrt Royal Trux and Howling Hex SOUND, but this doesn't seem to happen in part because of irresistible pull of drugs/rock pole. My sister and I will think about it today during pilates.

hstencil: information from two people who toured (different tours) with Neil. Not sure if this trumps "the one time i met him". Namedropper rule book for 07 season due out next week.

sylvie and babs (sylvie and babs), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Huk-L OTM! (the line before that sums up my whole position on most music in the 00s: "nice going, Mr. DJ, they're all craving bad medicine")

X-post, but what the hell:

I really doubt Jennifer limits her drug intake to "teh weed," these days, and I don't think Neil is a germophobe (it is definitely a good idea to disinfect microphones--even your own), but I think sylvie and babbs brought up a pretty valid point to discuss--the Trux always had the junkie image with a capital H going on, all the way through to the end, but they made all of what I think are their best records after going completely straight. But it still had a definite junk vibe to it.

Most people I know who are really into theTrux were junkies at one point or another, and that music just seems to work for junkies, even though it was made by straight people. I think a lot of the inspiration was drawn on their previous lifestyle, but Neil's weird take on harmelodics and Jennifer's cultivated heroin chic
image definitely contributed to the H vibe, and I figure they played the junkie angle because it made money (they were much more into making money that they were into heroin). And Junkies could never have pulled of some of the stuff they did in the studio (think "Sweet 16" with its super complex arrangements). I think if they hadn't been "straight-edge" they probably would have never made anything more ambitious that Twin Infinitives. Sorry, but I could make a new record that good every week for the next year--it's bullshit (this coming froma huge fan).

But Neil is a nerdy guy, for sure, and I've almost grown to like his solo and Howling Hex stuff better than the Trux. It seems more honest--no bullshit cultivated junkie rock star image, just a guitar nerd playing music that not many people get (what you see is what you deserve).

hansode (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

"I could make a new record that good every week for the next year"

Are podcasts, or actual pressed cds/vinyl? Either way sign us up.

sylvie and babs (sylvie and babs), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, I just don't like that record. It sound like people on drugs with somebad recording equipment trying to do something "new."

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Junkies could never have pulled of some of the stuff they did in the studio (think "Sweet 16" with its super complex arrangements).
miles davis, john coltrane, charlie parker, jimmy page, keith richards, chet baker, billy holiday, fun house, etc. etc. etc.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

I'll admit it does have a certain "we are more badass than you imagine yourself to be in your wetdreams" swagger to it that not many people could pull of (leastofall myself), but it's just not even close to the same league as any of the records they made after that.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

Fritz, none of the artists you mention made super complex arrangements like Sweet 16. Jazz doesn't count--it's based on how well you know your instrument and what youfeel--not orchestratinga bunch of moreor less hired musicians to doa bizarre and complex take on all of rock music up tothat point ion time. And though I love Keef todeath, they guy has always just been an excellent bles player, notherin more.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Shit. My space bar is broken (really). Na it's 2:20 am in Japan (where I am), so I give up. Forgive me for the alphabet soup I just posted. I gotta get flat.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

Fritz, none of the artists you mention made super complex arrangements like Sweet 16. Jazz doesn't count--it's based on how well you know your instrument and what youfeel-

please stop discussing music -- esp. jazz -- as you clearly know absolutely nothing about it. thanks.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

also pls stfu and/or listen to one "ascension" k thx bye.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Tell me about jazz, hstencil. Pretty please?

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

nobody on this thread deserves anything nice. esp. not an explanation of classic jazz records and musicians who obviously knew a whole hell of a lot about arranging, production, etc.

srsly within the space of a week we've had this thread, the terrible "youth against fascism" thread, and the "comets on fire sounds like bad creedence" thread. way to go, ilm. just when i think you've topped yourself with new heights of idiocy, some dork with no clue shows up to make the proceedings even worse.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

hstencil OTM

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

come on , hstence, he's got a point. coltrane was just some guy who knows his instrument well and played what he felt. it doesn't hold a candle to the complexity of royal trux! they had to orchestrate a bunch of more or less hired musicians to do a bizarre and complex take on all of rock music up to that point in time.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

i think i've had enough of priveledging white folk, esp. in relation to black dudes who just "play what they feel."

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

OK, Coltrain's arrangements were amazing. Agreed. But complex arrangements in the jazzidiom are completely different from making a complex rock record like Seet 16. It's the studio element,and the patience with machines and explaining yourideas to other people that I don't think junkies could pull off.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

where do you think "coltrain" recorded, a barn?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD POINT FRITZ.

ALSO, BY SWEET 16 THEY WEREN'T JUNKIES

ARGH

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

these rock musicians with their complex machines and ideas and communicating with one another, coltrane and miles couldn't begin to understand

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

I don'tmind being called an idiot--I've been working 17 hours straight today, and I'm not very articulate right now. I certainly did not intend to belittle what jazz musicians do.But we aren't talking jazz here (and I never brought up the race issue. I personally think Jazz is a much more complex form of music that takes much more dedication toplay--but if you know your instrument and you know the idiom well, you can arrange and play--you can probably even make a rock record more complex than Sweet 16. But my point was that Neil and Jennifer couldn't have. Listen to what they did before they went straight and tell me I'm wrong.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

And I never said anything about complex machines. It's the patience factor I was trying to get at.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

so now you're sayin' neil and jennifer were "too dumb" or something? wtf is your point?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, hstencil, what's wrong with the premise of this thread? All my sister and I are trying to do here is counter the lazy school of Royal Trux criticism that asks "how was the heroin that year?" in response to any question about that they were doing AS MUSICIANS MAKING MUSIC.

sylvie and babs (sylvie and babs), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

You guys are just being snarky for the hell of it. No fair bringing jazz intothe discussion. And whay are you YELLING that they weren't junkies when they made Sweet 16? That was my point. Sheesh.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

what you said was Fritz, none of the artists you mention made super complex arrangements like Sweet 16. which is pretty hard to read as anything other than belittling of what jazz musicians do.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I said that, and it was a stupid thing to say. Thank you for responding reasonably. I'm really too tired to articulate what I want tosay, but please forgive me because I love Neilhagerty and I ararely get a chance totalk about his work. I love Coltraine too. And I am flattened by guitarists like James Blood Ulmer. I'm just tired and trying to have a conversation, and I was (perhaps rightfully) misunderstood.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

hey douche, you were the one who brought up jazz! in a really stupid and clumsy and uninformed way!

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't bring up jazz. Fritz did. I made a stupid remark. Get over it.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

jimmy page and keith richards are jazz musicians now?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

keith is just a blues player, man.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

no, but Miles davis, John Coltraine, and Charlie Parker are, and those were the first artists he mentioned. What's your problem?

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think i'm the one with the problem as i'm not the one making useless and uninformed speculations on this thread!

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

So what are you contributing to this thread?

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, that's right--a name drop. A hand shake. Sorry, I forgot--carry on.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha the last refuge of the sad pathetic loner - complain that someone who actually knows what they're talking about is "name dropping."

get off the internets, u lost.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know who you are, but seriously, you have said nothing on the topic at hand other than to mention that you shook Neils hand once.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

THUS DISPROVING YOUR GERMOPHOBE BULLSHIT.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder Jennifer Herrema is still high on Bush and the Iraq War.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

I personally said that I didn't think Neil was a germophobe. Are you drunk? Are you paying attention? And besides, the fact that he shook your hand doesn't disprove anything. And it certainly has nothing todowith music, which you kepp boasting that you know so much about, and yet have said nothing at all about The Royal Trux' music post heroin, which is what this thread was supposed to be about.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Actually the thread is about public mis-perceptions of Royal Trux.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm interesting question about JH and Iraq. I'll do some digging and report back. Thanks Alex for getting what the thread is about --it was devolving into When Two Douchebags Go To War.

sylvie and babs (sylvie and babs), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, well OK. Nad the germophobe thing is a mis-perception. Butsylvia and babs later mentioned thatthe musical aspects is what she was moreinterested in than the junk image. But point taken..

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: eric clapton, kurt cobain, greg allman, slash, lou reed, steven tyler, phil anselmo, iggy pop, hillel slovak john frusciante, elliott smith, john lennon, tim hardin, tim buckley, dion, pete townshend, johnny thunders, richard hell, jimmy chamberlin, etc. etc. etc.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, sylvia and babs--I'm tired, can't type, and said some stupid things, and I'm sorry if I contributed to ruining what I thought was an worthwhile thread premise. Really. I'll leave now. But thanks for bringing the point up. I hope I didn't kill it. Sorry.

royjeff lee (hansode), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta say anyone who thinks that recording complex musicon smack is impossible has probably never taken it. Anyway royjeff lee is an idiot, let's move on.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Hstencil has been guilty of name-dropping in the past, but he's certainly not doing so on this thread.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

All these years I'd been under the impression that RT were the biggest junkies on the planet.

Funny, that.

I chatted with Neil after I saw them on the Twin Infinitives tour after the show and told him how badly they needed a real drummer. So he said to me, "do you play drums?", and after I said yes, he gave me his phone number and address and told me to come out and join them. I never called him, even though RT were my absolute fave band on earth and I would have loved to play drums for them, mostly because I was on the verge of getting out of a horribly depressing junkie scene, and I didn't want to be dragged back down into the abyss, right when I was on the verge of escaping. Maybe my fear was unfounded, maybe not, but this is very interesting to hear.

I still have that scrap of paper.

Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (goodbra), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

they were still the biggest junkies on the planet circa twin infinitives + didn't get clean until cats and dogs, if that's any consolation

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

Hstencil has been guilty of name-dropping in the past, but he's certainly not doing so on this thread

this is my new name

Hstencil has been guilty of name-dropping in the past, but he's certainly not do, Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

this is my new name

hstencil's new name - Classic or Dud?

Stephen Bush (Stephen B.), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not hstencil.

_________ has been guilty of name-dropping in the past, but he's certainly n (jo, Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, this thread... yikes.

Matthew Perpetua! (Matthew Perpetua!), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

Is Neil fried?

Rat Nasty (ratnasty), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

it's been said several times, but any touring singer knows to spray mics, it has nothing to do with "phobias" but 1) good sense and 2) the horrible stench of house mics

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

GERMOPHOBE

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Interview with Neil just after the break-up:

You and Jennifer seem caught up in the whole rock myth thing. And you've used it to your advantage throughout your career.

And in a way that's why things are so fucked-up right now. Because Jennifer seems to be completely warped by it in a way that I never thought she could be. It's really sad because a lot of it has to do with the drugs; the whole VH-1 thing. She and I used to laugh our asses off thinking about that shit. When we say we're not gonna really do something we really meant it. I'd rather die in a pool of my own vomit than play in some club where six people worship me and end up like Johnny Thunders. I'll get a job at fuckin' Wal-Mart first. And I think that's why we haven't had success. When we did drugs, we took more drugs than anybody we knew. It was like a competition at the time.

While you were doing drugs like that... like some competition, did you always have it in the back of your mind that you were gonna quit?

Well we knew we couldn't do it forever. I mean, today I'm still a fucking addict. If I had a beer right now I would end up selling my car and be up to three bags a day. When I finally had a chance to get clean and I went into the hospital, I got out and it was the way I used to be about taking drugs but now it was about not taking drugs. So it was hard of course because then it became a thing to me. People come into our dressing room and they smoke pot and I'll tell them to get the fuck out. I'll fight people over it.

Do you ever feel burdened by all that junkie mythology?

Yeah. We knew it was gonna happen. We did it on purpose and we exploited it. It's like the whole "Sympathy for the Devil" thing: "I laid tracks for troubadours who get killed beefier they reach Bombay." Or maybe more like, "if you think you can walk this road then we'll trick you into thinking its cool because you may die..." And its not that it makes the music more real.

...I have to worry about my own sobriety. And I'll do anything to stay clean. I'll sell my grandmother to stay clean.

Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you Mike for saving this thread. First thing worth reading all day. It's very hard for me to read threads about the Trux and not put in my two pennies, but fuck. This one was a train wreck from the start.

That said, I'll leave you with this: they are obviously the greatest rock band in the universe, straight or otherwise, then and now, and anyone who understands rock and roll should understand at least that. I hold these truths to be self evident. Thank you goodnight.

Juan Milius (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Gosh I sure am glad you decided to put in your two pennies.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Another killing joke from the master.

Milius (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

wrong alex

gear (gear), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Just wait 'til he finds out that Jess Harvell and Dominque Leone are dudes.

struttin' with some barbecue (jimnaseum), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

We were through that already, morning after. It's cool, I'm more progressive than you people think.

Juan Milius (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah we've seen your soul patch.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, but that's only when I have the blues and feel the urge to show Kenny Wayne Shepherd how to play the guitar like a man.

Milius (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://cdn.stereogum.com/img/duritz_tattoo.jpg

misonysportswalkman weighs a ton (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 12 October 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)

what a disaster for straight edge

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 October 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

what a disaster for that dude's backfat when he's 55

pariah carey (Mr. Que), Monday, 12 October 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: phil anselmo
ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: phil anselmo
ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: phil anselmo
ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: phil anselmo
ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: phil anselmo
ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: phil anselmo
ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: phil anselmo
ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: phil anselmo
ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: phil anselmo
ROCK musicians who recorded complex ROCK arrangements when they were heroin addicts: phil anselmo

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 04:46 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://vimeo.com/207866

my gangsta ain't NEVER been on trial (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

My sister and I will think about it today during pilates.

― sylvie and babs (sylvie and babs), Monday, 13 November 2006

This brought joy to my heart for some reason.

ecuador_with_a_c, Thursday, 5 November 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

eight years pass...

Anyone still consciously define as straight edge? sXe

calstars, Saturday, 14 July 2018 05:03 (seven years ago)

”disinfectant spray-carrying germophobe Neil Hagerty"
"wtf are you talking about?"


In one of those longform videos they made (What Is Royal Trux? or At Gettysburg), they do a scene where Neil sprays an office phone w/disinfectant after using it (as a kind of deadpan gag). Maybe that’s what this guy was thinking of...

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 05:25 (seven years ago)


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