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no, not a Grace Jones thread, but an ackowledgement concerning a just-breaking news item that has Ms. Dynamite suffering minor injuries after being (ahem) rear-ended by AC DC's Brian Johnson on a race track during the taping of some celebrity race-car reality show...(pilot and erstwhile android Gary Numan is also a cast member)...

you just can't make stuff like this up, folks...insert your own punchline here...(Ms. Dynamite was not seriously injured)...

it just occured to me (apropos of almost nothing) that AC DC, for all of their phallocentric song titles/themes, have by-and-large steered clear of "back-door" double entendres...