How good can it be if it's "fake"?

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I remember listening to Radiohead's The Bends when I was 17 (why the hell is that 6 years ago already), and I remember thinking

I'd like this album so much more if it sounded more organic. All the synths grated on me - I was at a stage when I felt like music wasn't valid if it wasn't rooted in something "real." A piano, a voice, a guitar...

Only now it's the opposite: my knees go weak at the sound of a smooth pad. I'm not sure what's changed - now, The Bends seems simply stellar. Is the music of technology respectable relative to natural sound? Does it sound as good, or better?

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

IMO, it's not what made the sound, but what it sounds like. Technologically-created or enhanced sounds will often be more appropriate than the pure playing of an instrument, because from the whole spectrum of possible sounds, the likelihood of the best sound for any particular note of music being supplied by an untreated musical instrument is in my opinion quite low. That's why I'm such a fan of effects pedals, post-production, sonic wizardry, Pro-Tools (oh yes, fuck the haters), keyboard squiggles, washes of sound (preferably disembodied from any instrumental identification), and constant evolution in a song's timbre/tonal qualities.

What is 'natural sound' anyway? The instruments and production of now are just as natural as Bach's well-tempered clavier, Miles Davis' trumpet, Jimmy Page's guitar, Kraftwerk's synths, but simply more diverse and in my opinion exciting than those aforementioned. Music is heading towards the light, and this is entirely because of its vastly increased tonal possibilities, and the people open-minded enough to put them into practise.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

I think everyone here will assure you that they're both equally terrific, depending on what you do with them. My question is something else: The Bends was the Radiohead album that left you afraid of technology??? Cuz the standard complaint for people who only like rock is usually that The Bends was their greatest album and OH NOES, KID A, DRUM MACHINES HAVE COOTIES.

nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

a piano is technology and so is a guitar!

well-tempering is not a natural system of tuning -- it's a clever mathematical compromise to allow modulation (which is in a way an artefact of keyboard layout)

instrument derives from instruere, to instruct -- so you could say that any instrument contains its own implied systems of learning as a similar artefact)

i would not worry about this as a distinction

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah it's purely a matter of taste - all music that isn't accapella is created with tools, be a tambourine or a computer sequencer. People who assert that electronic music is somehow less 'real' than music made by more traditional means are morons.

chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

i suppose it does depend on what you do, but i think many would have a preference. for ex, these days, i prefer listening to ambient washes of sound (well put, btw) than straight up guitar, no matter what you do on the guitar.

well, i haven't really heard much Radiohead. I pretty much only know The Bends and the first one. and at the time, i felt like The Bends' keyboards were cheap - it seemed like the fill bucket in a paint application. Woosh, and there's the meat of the song. that's just how i felt.

i dunno, i do think it's an important distinction. i agree that "natural" and "technological" may simply be different points on the same scale, but I believe it's a very different thing to pluck a series of notes on a guitar than to hold down four keys and birth a song.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

ha... i don't think we should be calling anyone a moron based on an opinion. like you said, it's simply a matter of taste - not intelligence.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

As someone who makes (not particularly good) electronic music as a hobby, I can say that getting the correct timbre for a synth wash can be an incredibly lengthy, painstaking process.

xpost - yeah, too harsh, but it rubs me up the wrong way.

chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

I pretty much only know The Bends and the first one.

wtf, get thee to a record store

p.s. I don't go on about radiohead very much, and it is almost to my annoyance that they're so good, because they're also extremely popular. they simply coast above any (of my) criticism, however, and they've been amazing throughout their career (first album excepted, not a big fan of The Bends either). anyone who denies this is a contrarian fuckard. naaaah. ;-)

oh, and joe, it's worth it though, isn't it?

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

and i guess i should have used words like digital, computerized or electronic

as opposed to technological.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

no you're absolutely right - i've been making a lot of electronic music lately as well, and it is quite painstaking to acheive what you want. i need to go buy some vodka.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

It's pretty much the old rockist thing, "real" instruments require talent, electronic tools play themselves somehow.

What's interesting is how novel acoustic sounds can come over when you've been listening to electronically amplified music for so long. At a noise festival I attended recently, a band came on and played acoustic "noise" improv, bowing cymbals and so on, and it sounded absolutely fantastic after all the analog synth scree. There is a complexity and unpredictability to nature that can be a lot of fun.

Mark (MarkR), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

Mark... Mark Richardson? Or something? Are you the guy I wrote to about that editorial of yours re: music in the '80s and listening to Wuthering Heights?

I agree, Mark - I've been listening to so many keyboards lately that the other day, I flipped at the sound of an acoustic guitar.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

The Bends' keyboards were cheap - it seemed like the fill bucket in a paint application

this is exactly what all electronic sounds that i've heard radiohead use sound like. it's nothing to do with electronic sounds themselves, it's to do with the fact that radiohead are rather ham-fisted with them.

i'm still not sure exactly what distinction you're drawing. words like digital and electronic are even more nebulous - what do you mean here, the microphone a singer sings into? an electric guitar? the technology used to master & produce even the most barebones acoustic album you own? there's nothing superior about so-called 'real' instruments, though i would really hope you weren't arguing this in the first place.

i mean, maybe you did have a preference for certain sounds, and maybe this has changed, but you can't extrapolate any hard-and-fast rules out of individual tastes which are by definition permanently in flux.

personally i only like listening to 'real' instruments when i'm hungover.

The Lex (The Lex), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

The effect, however, was surely brought about by a combination of the two wildly distinct sound palettes? Mere analog synths alone have, again, quite a limited capacity for creating different noises, in the overall context of possible sounds. Bringing them into contrast with the acoustic improv would seem to me a means of simply demonstrating how wide a chasm the scope of sound can truly be made to span over the course of a single listening experience. They should have played a doom-metal set to finish off, or something.

xpost

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

um i'm thinking. so many words. no i wasn't arguing for the superiority of either camp.

and as for this famed distinction i'm trying to make, let me put it to you straight and simple. i write a lot of songs. a lot of songs i've written are chock full o' notes on a piano, notes that i sing or chords that i strum on a guitar. recently, a lot of stuff i've put together is very different - effects pedals, keyboard pads and computerized harmonies.

to me, that's a distinction. no i really am going to buy some vodka.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

I thought this thread would be about Blonde Redhead.

Gerard (Gerard), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

it was definitely not this cold this morning.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

see, i don't have a problem with questions of taste. what's your taste, what's yours, what's yours, and what's yours - questions like that are interesting to me, but i think some people find them frustrating.

i think it's hard to come up with questions with hard and fast answers. sometimes taste is all we have, IMO.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

ha i guess i do need to get the later radiohead albums. i have a feeling i'd really like them. although i have to be totally honest, i'd rather another voice on some tracks. sorry.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

I liked "Hail To The Thief" somewhat better again. Why? Because to me, synths are never the problem. Radiohead may use as many synths and drum machines as they want to, but I want songs that move in some direction, not the same thing being repeated over and over again in a very minimalist "song" structure.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

Geir, I always look forward to your two cents - they're always so innocently put. You're something of a Switzerland on these threads

=P

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, it's me -- hello Ramzi.

Mark (MarkR), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

Mark! That's awesome. Really tickles me pink .

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

I like this thread. It is fun, stimulating and decidedly unvitirolic.

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

SAT word! i like it - fine, I did have to look it up on dictionary.com.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, this thread could easily have gone much worse it did.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Monday, 20 November 2006 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

This thread seriously reads like ILM circa 2002.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 20 November 2006 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

I threw all notions of "real" and "fake" sounds out the window the day I downloaded a demo of Native Instruments' Reaktor software and played around with the Steampipe synth, which models the sound of a resonant pipe being stimulated by some impulse, with results which are often incredibly beautiful and (loaded word alert) organic. Technology is almost to the point where it will be impossible to tell the difference between a synthesized sound and a natural one; then and only then, in our newfound world of pure unbroken timbre, can we be free.

Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Monday, 20 November 2006 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

thread question is more appropriately applied to the subject of breasts, not music

timmy tannin (pompous), Monday, 20 November 2006 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

Technology is almost to the point where it will be impossible to tell the difference between a synthesized sound and a natural one; then and only then, in our newfound world of pure unbroken timbre, can we be free.

hyperbolize much? i mean it's not like anyone making music at the tail end of 2006 is seriously restricted by those concepts anyway unless it's by choice.

come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

i should say anyone w/modern technology available to them, that is

come on baby let's go downtown (teenagequiet), Monday, 20 November 2006 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

portishead got me past the real/artificial distinction when i was 15. i really asked myself why i thought that acoustic guitars and traditional song styles were more authentic, and didn't really have an answer. it made for some wonderful discoveries - portishead first amongst them. i think it was the matter of sampling that really threw me, esp. the idea of them sampling themselves for the second album - i.e. did this make the practise somehow more defensible or legitimate? well, what about the practise needs defending? aha!

derrick (derrick), Monday, 20 November 2006 08:27 (eighteen years ago)

1. "If it sounds good, it is good."
2. I find that I notice and am quickly annoyed by digital technology when it's used to "optimize" sounds (especially pitch correction on voices and guitars) and not when it's used to make interesting sounds -- but I'd say the same thing about analog compression and reverb. That is, I don't mind the digital voice trickery when the producer is going for an alienating effect -- I do hate it when so-called divas sound like vocoders and everybody acts like nothing's weird in the vocal sound.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 20 November 2006 09:48 (eighteen years ago)

(oh yes, fuck the haters)

Can you tell us about some of the recordings in which you love the sound of Pro-Tools, Louis?

occasional mongrel (kit brash), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:22 (eighteen years ago)

mansun - six
blur - 13

are two of my very favourite records of all time, and both freely admit to using pro-tools. they wouldn't be the same albums without it. of course, when something better and more versatile than pro-tools pops up (as i'm sure it already has), i'd fully endorse it as well.

i'm pretty sure there are others in my collection who've used pro-tools, but just aren't big enough to admit it.

i'd just like to reinforce the point i made earlier about 'possible sounds'. this is something i regard as extremely important, and the search for the best 'possible sound' is i think going to be the great musical revolution of the '00s, as we learn to blend conventional instruments with outright electronic experimentation.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

I agree entirely with Colin Meeder, obv.

I'll also say that the problem with Radiohead using electronics is that they still mix and master their records like a rock band, meaning that all that detail, texture and deliberate, analytical purpose is essentially just an aesthetic conceit rather than an ends in itself, because the edges get shaved off. I much prefer Ebo's "treated" instruments to Radiohead's replaced instruments.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 November 2006 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

Ebo = Eno, obv.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 November 2006 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

what are the sounds of pro-tools that you enjoy on those records, Louis?

occasional mongrel (kit brash), Monday, 20 November 2006 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

for a thread better suited for the subject of breasts in the year 2002, this discussion is pretty engrossing =P

i can't wait to get pro-tools. like, one day. what is it like $400?

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Monday, 20 November 2006 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

I was under the impression that this thread was about how Colin Meloy and Joanna Newsom get together on Sundays to laugh at their fans.

Lukesaurus (lukeasaurus), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

hyperbolize much?

yes, all the time

Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Monday, 20 November 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

people tell me, ramzi, you'd like this joanna newsom, get her album, you'd really like it

and i have to say, i went to Borders and found it, and the cover was so ugly, i really couldn't hold it for more than two minutes. i ended up getting that 2005 Throwing Muses album instead, which i was sure would be an infinitely more satisfying purchase for me. i do love it.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

what are the sounds of pro-tools that you enjoy on those records, Louis?

-- occasional mongrel (pool...), November 20th, 2006.

This is getting pretty trivial, isn't it? My prior argument stands, Pro Tools or no Pro Tools.

professional tool (Haberdager), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

I've always liked Bjork's approach to this whole thing:

Yet Björk, unlike so many before her, doesn’t demonize the artificial and assign innocence to the natural. Instead, she keeps refining her more comfortably developed view, a vision that’s neither tormented by machines nor too squished-up by hippie dogma. She senses cutting-edge sophistication in trees and hears a lovably daft awkwardness in drum machines.
--SPIN, Oct. 1997

"For me, techno and nature is the same thing. It’s just a question of the future and the past. You take a log cabin in the mountains. Ten thousand years ago, monkey-humans would have thought, that’s fucking techno. Now in 1997 you see a log cabin and go, Oh, that’s nature. There is fear of techno because it’s the unknown. I think it is a very organic thing, like electricity."

To Björk, the charge that techno is inherently cold and soulless –- the typically rockist, typically American criticism formerly known as “disco sucks” –- is patently absurd. There is no soul in a guitar, she points out; someone has to play it soulfully.
--SPIN, Dec. 1997

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

I think she's been trying to make that point, albeit obliquely, her whole (solo) career!


all the modern things
like cars and such
have always existed
they've just been waiting in a mountain

for the right moment
listening to the irritating noises
of dinosaurs and people
dabbling outside

all the modern things
have always existed
they've just been waiting

to come out
and multiply
and take over

it's their turn now...

brr (fandango), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

thx to old-skool ilx0rs for letting us have this discussion vs. exasperatedly linking to discussions you've ALREADY HAD DAMMIT about authenticity viz instrumentation.

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

word to that, hoos.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

youth has prevailed!

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ "hoos"

i think that's my new ish.

The ILX0R Formerly Known As Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Taking the "real vs. fake" dichotomy a step further, howbout those (analog) synth-snobs who would scorn the very IDEA of using virtual synthesizers and consider them to be "fake", unlike their $1000s worth of precious authentic Moogs and ARPs and Yamahas and etc. I mean, surely they'd recognize the irony of the situation, wouldn't they?

their problem isn't that it's "fake" but that it doesn't sound the same. If you're playing a synth-horn patch for it's wonderful synth-horniness, great, but if you think it replaces a real horn, sorry. Likewise, while many of these virtual synths emulate the processing structures and sounds of real analog synths, they often miss a few marks and generally don't quite sound as good. Feel free to use and enjoy them and even find ways to make them work for you, maybe you'll even convince everyone you're actually using an Arp or Moog, but it's not the same.

this thread is mostly pretty ridiculous.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 06:46 (eighteen years ago)

"Who pitch-corrects guitars?"

A LOT of pop metal and pop punk producers/engineers.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 08:33 (eighteen years ago)

Correct me if I'm horribly wrong.

Don't fold, Louis! Fight the haters!

occasional mongrel (kit brash), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 08:51 (eighteen years ago)

*threateningly waves mansun album at haters*

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 10:41 (eighteen years ago)

or maybe actually argue your case

occasional mongrel (kit brash), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 10:55 (eighteen years ago)

Personally, I sometimes think I'd rather hear a blonky DX7 than the "best" (read, most faithful) sampled piano or organ.

The DX7 was already based on pre-existing sampled sounds though. I prefer a truly analog synth myself.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

Likewise, while many of these virtual synths emulate the processing structures and sounds of real analog synths, they often miss a few marks and generally don't quite sound as good. Feel free to use and enjoy them and even find ways to make them work for you, maybe you'll even convince everyone you're actually using an Arp or Moog, but it's not the same.

But at least they do still work, unlike those old vintage synths whose oscillators have usually gone rather sour by this time. I have a Korg Poly 61 from 1985 at home, however it has lost all sense of contact with the actual pitch of the keyboard, meaning it can only be used for siren-like sound-effects by now.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

"That's why I'm such a fan of effects pedals, post-production, sonic wizardry, Pro-Tools (oh yes, fuck the haters), keyboard squiggles, washes of sound (preferably disembodied from any instrumental identification), and constant evolution in a song's timbre/tonal qualities."

Pro-Tools was never a major constituent of my argument, just an example given within a sequence of representative sound-altering devices. The 'fuck the haters' bit was a reference to the albums I love which feature such a recording device, and the fact that there clearly are haters. Can we get back to the central thrust of the argument, now?

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

"Who pitch-corrects guitars?"

A LOT of pop metal and pop punk producers/engineers.

Really? Like guitar leads? Seems pointless to me. You can't pitch correct guitar chords as far as I know.

Steve Go1dberg (Steve Schneeberg), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

You can do chords too -- it helps if you have some kind of hexaphonic pick-up on the guitar (most modeling instruments).

Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

Pitch-correcting guitars is mostly just 'cuz the kids these days can't bend worth shit.

Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

The DX7 was already based on pre-existing sampled sounds though.

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

You can do chords too -- it helps if you have some kind of hexaphonic pick-up on the guitar (most modeling instruments).

Wow, weird. Aside from those sort of synth pickups though, you'd be out of luck for chords, wouldn't you? And it still seems like it'd take much less time to tune the guitar properly than to go and pitch-correct everything after the fact.

Steve Go1dberg (Steve Schneeberg), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

The DX7 was already based on pre-existing sampled sounds though. I prefer a truly analog synth myself.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhong@

No it wasn't! The DX7 creates sound through FM synthesis, IE audio-rate frequency modulation of digitally-generated sinewaves by other digitally-generatet sinewaves in various combinations. No samples involved whatsoever.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

God, I hate to get at you. Geir, but:

But at least they do still work, unlike those old vintage synths whose oscillators have usually gone rather sour by this time. I have a Korg Poly 61 from 1985 at home, however it has lost all sense of contact with the actual pitch of the keyboard, meaning it can only be used for siren-like sound-effects by now.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhong@on

Get the bloody thing fixed then! There are plenty of people who can fix analog synthesisers. My Fender/Rhodes Chroma predates the Poly 61 by a few years, and is a lot more complex, it's only playing 5 out of 8 voices at the moment, and has a bunch of other faults, I have it booked in @ a repair place for March next year. I don't think there's any analog synth out there that can't be fixed.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

some of this was covered while I was typing but I'm gonna post anyway...

The DX7 was already based on pre-existing sampled sounds though. I prefer a truly analog synth myself.

The DX7 is a 6 operator FM synthesizer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_modulation_synthesis

6 completely digital oscillators beating against each other in various set-ups defined by a chosen algorhythm, as either audible "operators" or inaudible "modulators". (Think Oscilator vs. LFO, but the LFO can be an audible frequency, it's just affecting the "operator" as a control voltage).

FM synthesis is completely digital and has nothing to do with sampled sounds whatsover. If it ever sounds more "realistic" then analog synths when it comes to recreating certain acoustic sounds, that's credit due to programmers who could figure out how the fuck to get sounds like that out of such a relatively complicated style of programming.

Plenty of old vintage synths work, you just have to fix them. And for the record, the Korg Poly 61 is a digital synthesizer, who's oscilators are digital, no different then a DX-7. It's called a "hybrid" synth because it has analog filters, which can make it sound "fatter".

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

my fellow youngsters, our thread has been hi-jacked by a load of wrinklies who wish to discuss the relative merits of outdated, scrapyard-ready synthesisers. what do you suggest we do?

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

wittiest response wins a cookie

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

I hear that you and your band have sold your ProTools and bought Harmonizers
I hear that you and your band have sold your Harmonizers and bought ProTools

Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

Don't be obnoxious, Louis.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

ahm only kiddin', pops! ;-)

bernard snowy wins the cookie, though.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

that's the spirit - cooperation not destruction! it's all about kindness fellas. be kind!

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

IT IS A HOLLOW VICTORY

Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

hollow like the jammy dodger
you now proudly possess
hollow like my soul
hey, oh, here i am
and here we are
when will this night end?

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Taking the "fake" vs "natural" dichotomy to the point of total breakdown, I have conceived a computer program that recreates the plucking of an acoustic guitar so faithfully, you'll only have a 50% chance of saying which is which when I play the resulting sounds to you alongside a recording of an actual acoustic guitar.

As well as being completely, pointlessly trivial, the program is monstrously bloated, so I'll only post an excerpt:

void MakeAcousticWAV()
{
    int[100000] leftChannel;
    int[100000] rightChannel;

    leftChannel[0] = 0;
    leftChannel[1] = 100;
    leftChannel[2] = 212;
(...)
    leftChannel[76854] = 15325;
(...)
    leftChannel[99999] = 0;

    rightChannel[0] = 0;
    rightChannel[1] = 91;
    rightChannel[2] = 203;
(...)
    rightChannel[16457] = 9123;
(...)
    rightChannel[99999] = 0;

    SaveAsWAVFile(&leftChannel, &rightChannel, "AcousticGuitar.wav");
}

The 200000 numbers, btw, were taken from a .wav file I had lying around. This was just for convenience, of course -- in principle, I could just have tweaked them manually until I had what I wanted. "Fake" or "real"? ;)

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

my fellow youngsters, our thread has been hi-jacked by a load of wrinklies who wish to discuss the relative merits of outdated, scrapyard-ready synthesisers. what do you suggest we do?

but when you play those synths with an acoustic guitar, wow! The chasm!

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

fair play, i know when i'm zung! :-)

although it would take more than just an acoustic guitar to create a truly inescapable crevasse. perhaps a distorted piccolo as well?

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

Pretty damn good if you're talkin' about this album -

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000019LV.01._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1115928925_.jpg

Stephen Bush (Stephen B.), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

ha you know i've never heard blonde redhead

been told i should

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

i love that album.

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

i love love!

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

i'm happy for you.

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

hehe sorry, sometimes when i'm like not excited about anything, i have to make myself excited

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

I had this discussion about Craig Armstrong's The Space Between Us. I played it to a friend expecting him to love it, but he couldn't get past the fact that the strings are so synthetic and faked. I can just listen right past that to the beautiful melodies. Maybe I just like synthetic sounds more than he does?

braveclub (braveclub), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

well, it's very different to hear synthetic strings than it is to hear just a synth sound, one that isn't meant to replicate any instrument. i usually prefer the latter.

also, there are the kinds of songs you make allowances for - i make allowances for a lot of pop songs because of their melodies or whatever (if i were to like the tune Stronger by Britney, which i don't, i'd have to make allowances for those ridiculous synths in it).

and then there are the kinds of songs that really NEED the synths, as in they wouldn't sound as good without them. i don't know if any song really NEEDS fake strings, though, when the real ones sound so good.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Good, yeah, but different. It seems almost a given in a lot of dance music that the whole thing is deliberately synthetic. If you've got synth percussion, synth bass, synth vocals (vocoder effects say), you wouldn't want to put real strings in there - they would seem out of place. Synthetic is the point!

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

synth strings are a sound onto themselves, as any fan of roxy, bowie, joy division, new order or lots of disco etc will tell you, and I say this as a proud owner of an Arp String Ensemble and Roland RS-09.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

Good, yeah, but different. It seems almost a given in a lot of dance music that the whole thing is deliberately synthetic. If you've got synth percussion, synth bass, synth vocals (vocoder effects say), you wouldn't want to put real strings in there - they would seem out of place. Synthetic is the point!

Yes, although did you hear the recent Jeff Mills album Blue Potential, recorded with an orchestra? The effect of hearing real strings in a Detroit techno arrangement is quite... unworldly.

braveclub (braveclub), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

No, but the idea reminds me uncomfortably of "Pop Goes the Classics" and the like - although I guess it's the idea of the orchestra playing real classical pieces against a pop rhythm that is so gauche and ill-fitting.

There's the Tobias Thomas/Superpitcher Perfect Lovers mix that starts with two minutes sampled straight from Mahler's 4th symphony; which even though it reminds you of its sampled and artifical nature with its pops and crackles and subsequent looping, is still incredibly moving, and makes me want to say that the quality unique to synthetic strings is a kind of safety, or control, that you know they're not going to surge and swell and tear your heart out. But that gets dangerously close to the idea that electronic music is cold and unemotional, which is wrong wrong wrong.

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

exactly... even if most of the piece is synthetic, i'd still prefer real strings

i think everything synth is rather monotone - i love contrasting mediums. bjork does that a lot, organic combined with synthetic

i think it makes each medium more interesting.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

well, classical strings don't have to sit atop gauche or ill-fitting pop beats

if you situate classical strings in a groove at once synthetic and grounded, it could be amazing. I keep thinking of Bjork's Homogenic, a beautiful fusion of synth and earthiness

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

exactly

No no, I think synth strings are good! Safety/control (if my vague extemporising was even accurate) isn't necessarily a bad thing. And yes, juxtaposition can be good, but so can having agreement in all your themes/sounds/media.

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

i know, i'm sorry, i was "exactly"ing the post before yours!!!

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

No, but the idea reminds me uncomfortably of "Pop Goes the Classics" and the like - although I guess it's the idea of the orchestra playing real classical pieces against a pop rhythm that is so gauche and ill-fitting.

WILLIAM ORBIT TO THREAD!

Yes, although did you hear the recent Jeff Mills album Blue Potential, recorded with an orchestra? The effect of hearing real strings in a Detroit techno arrangement is quite... unworldly.

i) i want to hear this like WOAH
ii) with the more melodic pieces of minimal house, i sometimes have these bizarre fantasies of hearing those melodies played as if they were baroque piano fantasias, with loads of ornamentation, played by a girl in a concert dress at the barbican or something

exactly... even if most of the piece is synthetic, i'd still prefer real strings

surely it depends what kind of music the piece is? i mean, if you're making a house or a techno record, or an r&b one, synth strings will mostly be preferable.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

After the Apocalypse when electro-magnetic bursts have fried all of the world's circuit boards, acoustic instruments and people with good vocals will again rule!

Just kidding (i think/hope).

shorty (shorty), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

the one pro juxtaposition.

and i guess you're somwhere in between - i am too, but probably a little further down the juxtaposition end of the scale. but yeah agreement throughout your media is a good way to go as well. it really depends, i s'pose


Ramzi Awn (rra123), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

it definitely depends on the piece but still

maybe this sounds loony but i think a 60 piece orchestra would be beautiful in a house song

i think it can be more edgy to challenge a medium with elements beyond its natural scope

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

ramzi the problem w/ your argument is that you only seem to be thinking in terms of one particular type of music, ie bjork's. i think bjork is a genius and LOVE how she mixes the synthetic and the organic, but there are a gazillion genres out there which would not benefit from this. i feel like i'm reiterating something i've said loads of times, but not only is the real/fake dualism completely false, but there really aren't any hard and fast rules regarding the use of each, it depends what kind of effect you want to achieve, sometimes entirely organic is best for your purposes and sometimes entirely synthetic is best, and i am really not sure why you're setting them up against each other.

i think it can be more edgy to challenge a medium with elements beyond its natural scope

yeah, but sometimes you just want the undiluted medium itself! take, i dunno, 'washing up' by tomas andersson. why would you ever want a big orchestra smacked over the top?

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

you're right in that the two mediums don't need to be in competition with one another.

but that's not what i've been trying to do - all i'm doing is drawing a distinction. and there is one. i never said one medium was better, i never said it wasn't all about preference. it is. but it's still a worthwhile distinction to discuss.

i also don't think that preferring the sound of real strings to synthetic ones is setting them up against each other. it's just a preference. like you said, there are no hard and fast rules, only preferences. and i prefer the sound of real strings in most arenas - even house, for ex.


Ramzi Awn (rra123), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think the "real/fake dualism," or whatever we want to call it, is completely false, either. like i've said before, even in my own music, i see a very, very clear distinction - i used to play piano and sing (the singer/songwriter stereotype). now i sing, create harmonies on my computer, use special effects and synth pads, yada yada yada.

that is a very clear distinction. and i'm not setting one way of doing it up against the other. it's just a difference, an interesting one, and one that is open to a lot of variation.

i don't think i'm stuck in one genre of music because i like the sound of the organic mixed in with the sound of the electronic. you can make SO many different sorts of music out of that combination, not just bjork-like music.

Ramzi Awn (rra123), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)


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