Morrissey to win Eurovsion...

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Probably not...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6244153.stm

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

I thought you had to be a relatively 'new' artist to enter?

― braveclub (braveclub), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)

Katrina And The Waves won it for the UK, so no. You don't even have to be from that country.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

This will be awful - some tepid pastiche of Puppet On A String. Stop the old goat now.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

Mexico doesn't vote in the Eurovision, so he won't win.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

Oh please let it happen!

Interesting times, may we live in.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

i think he represents britain.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

TS: "Idlewild" vs "Ringleader of the Tormentors" in the "Oh shit, I forgot they put an album out last year. Nah, didn't hear it, any good?"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

WORST THING EVER.

(This is all Lordi's fault).

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

Tom: at least that other thread had better spelling!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

Neil Morrissey to win Eurovision with hilarious "I'm A Wanker" song from Men Behaving Badly.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:13 (eighteen years ago)

this is win-win.

1) he loses. ahahaha lol at morrissey.
2) he wins. wtf-age to the max dude -- only INDIE people would have trouble with this result.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

You can transpose the reactions and it still works

― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:17 (eighteen years ago)

can't they get Phil Oakey instead?

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

are indie songs even allowed nonsense words in em? it's all about the "writerly lyrics" innit? (or "comedy lyrics"at a pinch )

anyway i can't think of any lol-di-dah bingbang moves (i am not good on indie of course)

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Moz in his Smiths days had a nice line in Frank Ifield-style yodelling. This sadly has gone from his repertoire.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

Also, in my day it was all about the ba ba ooh sha la la, innit?

My day was a long time ago, obv.

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

are indie songs even allowed nonsense words in em?

http://www.vinyltap.co.uk/gallery/mo/monacwdywfm4984992797093190.jpg

HI DERE

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

real made-up noncewords fah-diddly-qua-qua vs mere timidly borrowed conventions shoobie-doobie-doo

i am trying to work up a meltzerish phrase that ends "qua fah-diddly-qua-qua" but have not yet had enuff coffee

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

"I'll have a Tiranisu Latte qua fah-diddly-qua-qua"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

next year: luke haines.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

ok but somehow i suspect meltzer would not bruit abroad so blithely his taste for the latte

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

Has he just gone completely bananas?

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

"just"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

next year: luke haines

yes, I was wondering who'd be next. Lawrence from Felt might win us back the euro crown.

― Daniel Giraffe (Daniel Giraffe), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

Oh God, I hope so.

Fuck the haters, this would only be THE GREATEST THING EVER.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

And they love him in Estonia, don't you know.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

Bucks Fizz are still the greatest British Eurovision act since their success led them into being LURED by KING CRIMSON'S LYRICIST into singing ANTI-THATCHER DIATRIBES!!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

"NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IN FOUR SECONDS" was their best, y'know.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

You sure you're not mixing up "Making Your Mind Up" by Bucks Fizz with "Nagasaki Nightmare" by Crass?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

Cheryl Baker did the vocals on Penis Envy didn't she?

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

Doesn't Bjork turn up somewhere on Penis Envy?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

Makes perfect sense as Moz finally makes the transition from that weirdo who sings depressing songs to a much loved national eccentric.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

2004 is going to ROCK.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

You think Moz has Eurovision parties where everyone comes dressed as a different country?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

I wouldn't put it past him.

Well...probably Eurovision parties where everyone comes dressed as a different country's most eccentric figure.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

And some smartarse turns up as Ireland and doesn't do Wilde.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

and Wilde goes home in a huff.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

Brian Wilde?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

livid, he was!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Brian Wilde has fully recovered from his health scares that caused him to leave LOTSW all those years ago, but he won't return because he has a blood feud with Peter Sallis. True fact.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Morrisey in Eurovision would have been great.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

There's no "would have been" as yet, is there? Until the thin tall bloke says "no" or something...

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 08:58 (eighteen years ago)

geir is a timelord hence his deep understanding of everything ever

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

Geir should go back in time and repair the rift between Brian Wilde and Peter Sallis before its too late.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

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― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

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― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

i am tryin for MEME CONVERGENCE TOTALITY here

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

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― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

Geir otm

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

According to the papers today what the BBC really want is for Morrissey to write the Eurovision song so they can bring back Sandie Shaw to sing it. Although Xenomania are likely to get first refusal.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

get Sandi Thom to sing it

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.leukaemia.org/images/Sandy-Lyle-big.gif

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/720/728866.jpg

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Sandi Thom is a frightening and likely possibility.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Sandi Toksvig is a frightening and unlikely possibility.

― DavidM* (unreal), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

Jarvis is also interested.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 10:58 (eighteen years ago)

(but not if Morrissey is doing it)

They should do a duet!

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 10:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'd put money on Sandi Toksvig to win by a short neck.

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

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