anyone who puts on joy division in a bar is a queer

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― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

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― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

Thank God for queers.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

x-p -- A little more context. Or are you through the looking glass with Ann Coulter?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

god damn it alex!

― gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

i waited too long, i know

― gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

You guys have been to the Big Hunt one too many a time, I see. Joy Division>>>>>>>>Radiohead which usually follows JD in there. There are several that are acceptable in a bar, it's just that everyone who plays them seems to be stuck on Atmosphere or She's Lost Control and it's like HELLO I AM TRYING TO GET MY DRINK ON. That's when I go ahead and "make mine first" in that joint FYI, try it sometime you two.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh, i've made mine first. believe me.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

This is putting me in mind of the time I almost caused Ally to have a conniption fit with the rumor that Jude Law was going to play Ian Curtis.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

anyone who puts on rick astley in a bar four times in a row is a bro (645 new answers, last at 11:36 am)

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

UH ok the last time the bro put Rick Astley on four times in a row, the bartender came over and made hers first ;_;

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

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"Oh bro dude! Did you play 'Paranoid Android'? Fuckin' SWEET! *high fives*"

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost ) To be fair, there were like three other songs between each two song RIck Astley Rock Block.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

Joy Division>>>>>>>>Radiohead which usually follows JD in there

wtf people play RADIOHEAD in bars???? do people not like being happy or something?

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

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― Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently they do not enjoy happiness at all, at least not at the Big Hunt. The best is when some asshole plays JD->Radiohead->Coldplay->later Bjork. WTF is wrong with you? Go home and kill yourself already! You're ruining my happy hour! Do you not see the key word in the phrase "happy hour"!!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

what about playing Tiny Tim in bars?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

That's ok.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

"happy hour: sixty whole minutes of enforced fun!"

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

it seems they understand 'hour' well enough

xpp

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

All I want to hear in bars during happy hour is Katrina and the Waves. On permanent repeat.

― max (maxreax), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahaha I love to go into bars and program jukeboxes like this, almost solely so that I can make people whine about the music.

"'Karma Police'???? Who picked that?" (hee hee hee)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

max is the first person to be even remotely otm on ILM this year

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahaha I love to go into bars and program jukeboxes like this, almost solely so that I can make people whine about the music.
"'Karma Police'???? Who picked that?" (hee hee hee)

-- The Android Cat (djperr...), January 12th, 2007.

AWESOME

― Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

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"Yo, bros! You know what would go really well with my Miller Lite?? The entirety of Vespertine! I'm thinking about buying a boat! How 'bout those Ravens! Woot!"

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

Give me a gun.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

OK I will admit that one time I went into an Irish dive around the corner from my home in NYC with (CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT OF ILXOR NAME HERE) and we discovered that their jukebox, which was otherwise entirely stocked with Bruce Springsteen and Pogues CDs, contained the Macarena Mega Mix CD, which we played the entirety of and then ditched out.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

you would be amazed how quickly the spice girls and bif naked clear out bars in this town

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think i would, actually!

― gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

i yelled "WHO FUCKING DID THIS" at the raven the other night after the fourth bob marley track came on. some 30-year-old k st. lady sorta raised her hand.

i got a dirty look from her turbo boyfriend.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

people have no taste

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

Have you guys never heard of crying in your beer? In my day, it was going to old man bars and weeping along with Patsy Cline. What's the difference?

― The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

I once programmed the following sequence at a super-yuppie bar with an INTERNETS jukebox:

Tricky - "Overcome"
Ministry - "Thieves"
The Cure - "Homesick"
Bjork - "Enjoy"
The Smiths - "Well I Wonder"

The bar staff turned it down halfway through "Thieves". RESULT

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

god i miss free drinks

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

IT WAS AN ALCOHOLIC'S DREAM COME TRUE

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

gone forever

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

Jeff-PTTL often relays a story of how he put "Mmmm Bop" on at a bar, which the bartenders then proceeded to turn off immediately -- but he had to wonder (and so do I): Why have the fucking song on your jukebox at all, then? I mean, it's not an Internet jukebox. Someone chose those CDs.

I do love the Internet jukeboxes, though, and playing shit like "Informer."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Search "wyatting" which was discussed in brief on I think the very long A. Petridis thread of 2006

― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, if it is an actual regular old jukebox then they have no right to be turning shit off. Unless they want to give you back your money. Actually even if it is an internet jukebox they have no right. A guy at the bar around the corner from my current house actually got fired for doing shit like that! He was a douchepatrol anyway though, so I was pretty pleased.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Once I played "Aeroplane" by RHCP and a coulpe of girls started dancing.

(Ok now I'm lying but that would be awesome)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Text Message
From: Ally

Message:
Is it bad form to play king of snake in irish pub

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

OK that wouldn't really be very awesome or even unusual.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

alex you agreed that it was the only right thing to do, I mean they wouldn't stop playing the fricking Doors over and over.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

i went to the bar where my gf used to work recently and they were playing IRISH MUSIC.

IRISH MUSIC.

...

YOU ARE NOT IRISH.

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

WE ARE NOT IN IRELAND

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

This is not a lie: I've played both parts of "Out There Somewhere" on jukeboxes before.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Tricky - "Overcome"

this would have been awesome to hear!

last jukebox i did, i was driven by an unrelenting sequence of stone roses and stuff which sounded like them to programme in about £5 worth of supremes/ella fitzgerald/marvelettes/christina milian.

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

no, ally, it was totally the right move

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

This is not a lie: I've played both parts of "Out There Somewhere" on jukeboxes before.
-- The Android Cat (djperr...), January 12th, 2007.

awesome!

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

One time Pete wouldn't shut up about how he knew that Tom was going to force him to listen to Underworld (NB the scenario he was going on about had actually never happened before even once) if Tom went to the jukebox so Tom promised NO UNDERWORLD and proceeded to play the Orb. That was douchey.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

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that sounds awesome

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

jukeboxes here are 0% hawaiian music

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

it often results in grave consequences.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

I want a jukebox with only Hawaiian music and those songs in Waffle House jukeboxes that are about Waffle House.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

And Joy Division, of course, for the queer gays.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

acid waffle house

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

jukeboxes here are 11% joy division, 28% irish drinking songs, 1% Macarena, 48% Friends in Low Places, 6% Rolling Stones/Doors/Beatles, 4% Sister Ray, 2% "other"

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

replace the joy division with misfits and that looks pretty good to me.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

the other good thing about my old bar was watching the secretary's pool from the local office park get down to "candy shop" on a weekly basis

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

other = rick astley

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

After driving around Houston,TX looking for a bar where we could have a beer, I had an expired drivers license; we found one that was having a poker tournament. They had this juke box where you could download songs to play. Without giving a second thought I played 'Caravan Of Love' by Isley Jasper Isley. By the time the chorus came, my friend and I noticed everyone was looking at us. The place was quiet except the music. I heard someone ask,"Who played this shit." A Beer came flying in our direction. And a group of guys came walking towards us, one had a Metallica shirt on. We didn't wait to see what they wanted. Everyone was sreaming at us. We ran out and drove away as quickly as possible. It was actually scarry. I still love the song, but I never listen to it the same now.

― Jacob Sanders (LolVStein), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

no "other" = E-Pro

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

I never listen to it the same now

Do you play it on a slower speed now?

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Satallite of Love would have been a better selection.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

(sp)

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hmmm yeah it's like 1% rick astley, 1% other at this rate.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

is there seriously that little CCR in NYC jukeboxes? is CCR included in stones/doors/beatles 4%?

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

I would put on Joy Division in a bar, but none of the bars that I frequent seem to have any.

Does this mean that I'm a repressed queer?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

My go-to playlist whenever I encounter an internet jukebox:

Tom Waits "I Can't Wait To Get Off Work"
Iggy Pop "Nightclubbing"
Roxy Music "In Every Dream Home A Heartache"
David Bowie "Cracked Actor"
Spiritualized "Medication"
The Church "Ripple"

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

One of the places I go to has a jukebox that's 25% AC/DC, 25% Shaggy, 25% Commodores, and 25% David Allen Cole. With one of those Now That's What I Call Music Cds thrown in there somewhere.

Anyway. Never a dull moment anticipating segues.

(And not to sound completely provincial, but I have yet to see one of these internet jukeboxes.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

haha I first encountered the internet jukebox in the midst of a very boring week in Hartford, CT, I was depressed because back in my hometown Fishbone was playing...I played so much of it that night! I love that even people who've never heard "Ugly" before know the words.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Saturday, 13 January 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

I worked in a place that had the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack - whenever I got pissed off, I'd put the 1920s chain gang field recording on for 15 straight plays.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 13 January 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

not about music:
but i had a strange experience tonight. Went down to the Pub/Pizza in my suburb for a pizza and a beer before my night out; a really small suburb in stockholm: Stureby. At a opposite table: some men who who stacked their powertools on the floor for a afterwork beer, some drunks complaining about the jailtime they did in the eighties, and (to my surprise) - a gay couple on fire! Gay Man: - I like sucking Cock. Sperm is like the payoff! Understand the tension. It was great! Gonna definitly hang there more often.

― jon person (jon person), Saturday, 13 January 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

I know that it's been mentioned on another thread somewhere (I've probably even repeated it already), but you can buy 27 minutes of "Revolution 9" for a dollar in most places.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 13 January 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

Hey! and Skatebård from norway played records tonight: a lot of italo! it was niice..

― jon person (jon person), Saturday, 13 January 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

i love when jukeboxes have "celebration music for all occasions" cds. playing "pomp and circumstance" in a crowded, smoky bowling alley = rofflez galore

― joseph (joseph), Saturday, 13 January 2007 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

yo milo that first track is not really a chain gang field recording, that's foley of dudes chopping wood. pounding rocks into sand is a lot less, er, musical.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

Please don't crush my illusions.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:25 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, they weren't breaking rocks in the hot sun, but it was still a chain gang.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

Wow!!!

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

i put joy division on in a bar tonight

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 07:58 (eighteen years ago)

the Waffle House songs about Waffle House are awesome, but Hawaiian music is like my least favorite kind of music in the world.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 15 January 2007 08:01 (eighteen years ago)

haha alex that was a blood diamonds move though, kudos

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 15 January 2007 08:14 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

NEVER FORGET

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

BLING BANG

― David R., Wednesday, 9 May 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

last night dead ringer for TYNAN DELONG put on amy winehouse followed by lily allen

― ghost rider, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

ilx strawmen are not a myth, i've seen them

― ghost rider, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

No photographic evidence no credibility.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

i just want to point out that i have been otm on this thread

― max, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

when i went to the jukebox to cut him off from playing any more arcade fire i should've called him a fong

― ghost rider, Friday, 3 August 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

I would put on "Interzone" in a bar

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

Well played, Raggett.

― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

i think you mean "kudos"

― ghost rider, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

Monday night after a truly wonderful, inspired performance by William Bell at the Stax museum a few of us convened at a late-night watering hole. The bartender proceeded to play a Modest Mouse cd and one of those mid-period Radiohead records. Both in there entirety. I actually don't hate either band (in fact each have at least two good-to-great records a piece) but in this context it was positively excruciating. We were too drunk/stoned/lazy to go somewhere else, so you know, shame on us. But man, what a fucking bummer. That bartender needs to be tasered.

― will, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god!

― Michael White, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

you would be amazed how quickly the spice girls and bif naked clear out bars in this town

-- cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, January 12, 2007

haha i should do this tonight

GOODBYE BALTIMORE

― strongohulkington, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

i have played joy division in a bar a couple of times, transmission iirc

are internet jukeboxes a bane or boon? choice is nice but they are more expensive. and i like the oddball things that show up on otherwise lame jukeboxes as noted above
"i love when jukeboxes have "celebration music for all occasions" cds.playing "pomp and circumstance" in a crowded, smoky bowling alley = rofflez galore"

― buzza, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

i actually made a thread about this

The Internet Jukebox thread

people who play radiohead in a bar are really the worst

― frogbs, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

My problem with all these newfangled jukeboxes is that, with many of them, the next guy can come along and opt for money to play his song(s) first, throwing your carefully crafted song list out of whack.

They're cool when you can opt to pay more money and download a song that's not on there.

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the whole "make mine first" option really sounds like something that could cause a few bar fights

on the other hand when you really want to hear a song and someone played 10 calvin harris tracks in a row, it's a godsend

― frogbs, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

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