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I AM DRUNK AND THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT I LIKE

M-E-T-H-O-D MAN
"NOTORIOUS THUGS"
"IN THE AIR TONIGHT"
LA BIONDA
"FAMOUS" BY LIL WAYNE FROM LIL WEEZYANA
"SHAKE IT JIGGLE IT" BY YOUNG LEEK
ANTHONY HAMILTON
PIRATES STARRING JANINE AND JESSE JANE
SUPER SMASH BROS. FOR N64
THE YEAR 1981 FEAT. "GENIUS OF LOVE," "ENDLESS LOVE" & "CHRISTMAS WRAPPING"
NON SEQUITURS
30 ROCK
MICHAEL JORDAN HIGHLIGHTS ON YOUTUBE
ILM

― max (maxreax), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

"in the air tonight" is what it sounds like to get murdered

― max (maxreax), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

these are my favorite lyrics from famous

i don't write
i get high and ignite
i got a serious mental plan
and dental plan
and you don't want to bring the giant out of this gentle man

now i'm coo-coo like birds
with my words
i'm poo-poo
meaning i'm the shit

― max (maxreax), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

my roommates are moving all of my stuff out of my room

― max (maxreax), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

I would worry about that situation, just a little.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

FINE ILL JUST SLEEP ON THE FLOOR OF THE LIVING ROOM

― max (maxreax), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

SSB >>>>>>>>>>>> Melee

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:50 (nineteen years ago)

im glad you agree, melee is for gay scientists

― max (maxreax), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

boy can that anthony hamilton sure sing!

― max (maxreax), Saturday, 20 January 2007 07:06 (nineteen years ago)

wu tang is still the shit.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 20 January 2007 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

my roommates are moving all of my stuff out of my room
-- max (maxnoreaxspa...), January 20th, 2007.

Wait, you're not the dude who wanted the neighbor to punch you in the face, are you?

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Saturday, 20 January 2007 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

Or the dude whose couch is being used by his rommmate for some silly hipster sex?

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Saturday, 20 January 2007 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

this thread reminds me -- we've never had a proper ILM thread about tical, have we? it gets lost in the shuffle when discussing contemporaneous wu-productions (like cuban linx, liquid swords, return to the 36 chambers, and even ironman) and admittedly it isn't quite as good as these, but it's still pretty damn good (even some 13 years after its release).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 20 January 2007 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

hey taddo check out my last post in picklebar on leonardo music journal for some wu juiciness.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 20 January 2007 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

max OTM

― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 20 January 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Tical is a bit one-note for my tastes. I like all the songs on it, but taken as an entirety, they get boring.

― The Reverend Rodney J. Greene With Strings (R. J. Greene), Saturday, 20 January 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

OK FINE SO WHAT IF IM DRUNK AGAIN

― max (maxreax), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

SOME MORE THINGS I LIKE:

SALLY SHAPIRO
THE STRAIGHT GUYS ON THIS SEASON OF THE "REAL WORLD" WHO ARE LIKE BEST BUDS
THE CHINESE PROPAGANDA POSTERS MY ROOMMATE BROUGH BACK FROM BEJING
FUJIYA AND MIYAGI
THE GEORGE WASHINGTON VIDEO ON YOUTUBE (SERIOUSLY GO WATCH IT)
ISAAC FUCKING HAYES
BOYTRONIC
THIS SONG BY TEKI LATEX THAT MY GIRLFRIEND SENT ME
BOOKA SHADE SPECIFICALLY "IN WHITE ROOMS"
SNOOPY TRACK BY JAY-Z
THE NEW LCD SOUNDSYSTEM ALBUM
THAT MEW SONG THAT I HAVE
"IM REAL (MURDA MIX) (FEAT. JA RULE)" BY J LO
"S.E.X" BY LYFE JENNINGS

― max (maxreax), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

If the things max is listing were stupid, this thread would suck, but as it stands, he just has be going, "OH YEAH ALL THAT SHIT IS REALLY GOOD, FUCK!"

― regular roundups (Dave M), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

thanks broseph

― max (maxreax), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

If I told you that Jimbrowski was seven feet tall, what would you do? What would you say? How would you feel?

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

What Mew song??

― Sir Echo (Sir Echo), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:52 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS SERIOUSLY the new season of the real world is not that great on the ALL THES PEOPLE ARE CRAZY front but those three straight dudes are great because its all like LOOK WHITE PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLRE REALLY CAN BE FRIENDS AND NOT TOTALLY CRAZY and moreover its like look there is more than one kind of black person which is so contradictory to most reality tv where theres one black d00d and he/she is insane and doesnt know anythingand is like ignorant and southern or something but these guys get along very well without engaging in some monolithic version of reality tv blackness

― max (maxreax), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

THE ZOOKEEPERS BOY i dont even know where i found it but its effing GREAT

― max (maxreax), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

You have to hear the way "Apocalypso" goes into "Special" goes into "The Zookeepers Boy" on the record. Fucking incredible. That whole album is put together so perfectly. I haven't liked a rock record as much as The Glass Handed Kites in a long time.

― Sir Echo (Sir Echo), Monday, 22 January 2007 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

We have a month where we promise no list making...can't we have a month where we have no silly, vulgar nonsense threads?

I want this year to be the most honest, ethical, transparent group of music discussioners on the internet.

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 22 January 2007 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GEORGE WASHINGTONG BIDEO>?????? NO GUYS THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS

am i ahead of the curve or behind it because i love it. go search george washington. GREAT.

― max (maxreax), Monday, 22 January 2007 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

SIR ECHO i will get that shit immediately

sorry cunga.

― max (maxreax), Monday, 22 January 2007 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

I just peeped the two Mew threads I could find and I must agree with everyone who said it must be listened to as a whole piece. Put it on, no skipping tracks and shit. Though if you're like me you won't be able to.. brilliant record.

― Sir Echo (Sir Echo), Monday, 22 January 2007 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...
NEW RULE B0NERZ: THE ONLY TWO THINGS THAT MATTER ANYMORE ARE KYUSS AND WARIOWARE, INC. MEGA PARTY GAME$. DEAL W/ IT.

― max, Saturday, 31 March 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

THERE IS A SMALL CHANCE THAT RYUICHI SAKAMOTO ALSO MATTERS. I WILL GET BACK TO YOU.

― max, Saturday, 31 March 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha sober max is going to be embarrassed by this thread. fuck him

― max, Saturday, 31 March 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

DRUNK MAX RULEZ

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 March 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

src=http://www.derekyu.com/avgpa/images/ssbm7.jpg

― J@cob, Saturday, 31 March 2007 08:22 (eighteen years ago)

"in the air tonight" is what it sounds like to get murdered

I can't believe this has gone unremarked up. It's quite clearly the best and probably most accurate description of any song ever.

― The Reverend, Saturday, 31 March 2007 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

"unremarked upon"

― The Reverend, Saturday, 31 March 2007 09:54 (eighteen years ago)

"boy can that anthony hamilton sure sing!"
http://www.pro147.com/player/UploadFiles_3336/200509/20050925020252875.jpg

― tom, Saturday, 31 March 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

BAN CUNGA
more vulgar threads plz

― Fetchboy, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

I agree.

― Bimble, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Which George Washington video is he talking about though? Link plz.

― Bimble, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

probably this George Washington video

― Brad C., Saturday, 31 March 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
FROM OUR FOREMOST POET LAUREATES:

Life just sucks, I lost the one
Im giving up
She found someone
Theres plenty more, girls are such a drag

Fuck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all
Your moms a whore
Wheres my dog?, cause girls are such a drag

HAVE TRUER WORDS EVER BEEN SPOKEN/SUNG????

― max, Saturday, 21 April 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

because see its like when youre in a really shitty mood cause youre girlfriend just broke up with you and you hate everyone at the party and youre trying to get the fuck out because you just want to go cry or osmething but you CANT FIND YOUR FUCKING DOG and youre just like SHIT I WANT TO LEAVE BUT I CANT LEAVE WITHOUT MY DOG and jeez why is my girlfriend such a bitch and i wish high school was over already

― max, Saturday, 21 April 2007 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

btw ppl who say green day are better than blink-182 are either a) deaf or b) cannot hear for some reason or possibly c) blink 182 killed their moms or something in which case its personal

― max, Saturday, 21 April 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

or also maybe C) were never dudes in high school

― max, Saturday, 21 April 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

also guys i downloaded PURE MOODS today and its every bit as good as the commercials make you think it will be... it has a REMIX to the X-FILES THEME.... MORE LIKE PURE CLASSIC AMIRITE

― max, Saturday, 21 April 2007 06:08 (eighteen years ago)

DRUNK MAX RULEZ

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 31 March 2007 05:46

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 21 April 2007 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

T/S: THE DROUGHT 3 BY LIL WAYNE VS. BLEED AMERICAN BY JIMMY EAT WORLD

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

guise srsly name an album with a better 1-2-3 opening tracks punch than bleed american i fucking CHALLENGE YOU

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

ILL TAKE ALL COMERS!!!!!!!!!I CUT MY HAIR THIS WEEKEDN!!!

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

Skipping 52 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

and i stand by my peter gabriel fandom now and forever

― max, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

I love you and I shall fulfill my own premonition and play the Gabriel Live double LP tonight.

― Bimble, Sunday, 20 May 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://mud.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/2921049523

― Bimble, Sunday, 20 May 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

Burn in hell!!!

http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4181218858

― Bimble, Sunday, 20 May 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

Surmounter OTM. Why did I wait SO LONG?

Also, Bimble either started or is on every thread I care about tonight.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 20 May 2007 09:14 (eighteen years ago)

I just wish...I mean I would pay someone to take Michael Jackson's Rock With You OUT of my head. Every time I wake up with a hangover, there it is. It's got to stop.

― Bimble, Sunday, 20 May 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

Which method would you prefer me to use: sledgehammer or Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue" on repeat?

― The Reverend, Sunday, 20 May 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahah.

― Bimble, Sunday, 20 May 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, you're right. Michael Jackson's Rock With You is inifinitely more bearable than Eiffel 65's I'm Blue. Sometimes I don't know how lucky I have it. Thanks for cluing me in.

― Bimble, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Do not speak ill of Martin Gore!

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

Wait...I didn't speak ill of Martin Gore...did I?

― Bimble, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GEORGE WASHINGTONG BIDEO

I still love this cause where I grew up girls pronounced that shit with a B.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

well maybe not but dammit I like Depeche

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, but I would never knowingly badmouth Martin Gore specifically.

― Bimble, Sunday, 20 May 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

Max, I heard Solisbury Hill in the grocery store today and smiled, thinking of you. I worry that I don't have that on vinyl, but I'm not sure.

― Bimble, Sunday, 27 May 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

ok who wants to buy me the quiet village project

― max, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

like not the records, the actual guys

― max, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

just to dj at my house when im stoned

― max, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

also my notorious thugs love remains unabated

― max, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

AHHH WHY WAS I SUCH A FUCKING LAME IN HIGH SCHOOL AND HATED GOOD RAP AND DANCE MUSIC

― max, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

TOO HIGH TO MOVE

― max, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

No you're not! Get the fuck up and dance, lazy ass!

― Bimble, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

That was meant in a friendly way, btw. But maybe you're passed out already.

― Bimble, Saturday, 2 June 2007 06:29 (eighteen years ago)

max do you have that Quiet Village cd-r with all the remixes including the massive attack one?

― g®▲đұ, Saturday, 2 June 2007 07:16 (eighteen years ago)

Are you talking about this, or something else?
http://www.myspace.com/quietvillage2006

― Bimble, Saturday, 2 June 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

i am talking about that.

― g®▲đұ, Saturday, 2 June 2007 07:32 (eighteen years ago)

Oh. Well that's...whew. I'm glad to hear that. I'm going to pass out very soon, but I love it. I think they have their hearts in the right place.

― Bimble, Saturday, 2 June 2007 07:42 (eighteen years ago)

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD

― max, Friday, 8 June 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

DXM kinda sucks and kinda rules guys

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

DONT WANT TO CLOSE MY EYES

― max, Friday, 8 June 2007 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

DONT WANT TO FALL ASLEEP CAUSE I MISS YOU BABE

― max, Friday, 8 June 2007 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

AND I DONT WANT TO MISS A THING

― max, Friday, 8 June 2007 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

CUTRIS hows that tussin treating you

― max, Friday, 8 June 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

It just made me sleepy, mostly. It was nice, though, I like being sleepy.

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

I feel like everyone is going to accuse me of being a Bowie connoisseur soon and nothing could be further from the truth!

I feel like Bon Jovy or Bon Jovie or even Bon however you spell his freakin' name is going to bombard my house in the late 80's with his band members and I'm going to be squelched and killed beneath a wave of bad, bad 80's hair metal amp feedback from which I may not recover.

Joy Divsion! Where for art though Joy Division film to come out this year?

― Bimble, Saturday, 9 June 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

Also, I think we need to have a talk about your music tastes, Max. Goo Goo Dolls is really scraping the barrel, fella. You've done far better on this thread.

― Bimble, Saturday, 9 June 2007 06:01 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

AHHHH HOLY SHIT "WILL YOU CRY" IS THE BEST SONG EVER PROBABLY

― max, Friday, 13 July 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

THE CHIC SONG I MEAN

― max, Friday, 13 July 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

I COULD LISTEN TO THAT SHIT FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT

― max, Friday, 13 July 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

Max, this is one of the few times you and I are in absolute musical agreement. That is a fantastic song, even by Chic standards.

― Bimble, Friday, 13 July 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

Playing it now. You are right. There is no point. Six Hours Straight. I understand.

― Bimble, Friday, 13 July 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

YOU ARE RIGHT MAX SOLISBURY HILL

SOLISBURY HILL

SOLISBURY HILL

SOLISBURY HILL

SOLISBURY HILL

― Bimble, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry for the extra "I's"

I wouldn't be a fan of The Fall's "Printhead" without them.

― Bimble, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

THE STRAIGHT GUYS ON THIS SEASON OF THE "REAL WORLD" WHO ARE LIKE BEST BUDS

so otm.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 December 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

"sandstorm" - darude

― max, Monday, 18 February 2008 07:26 (seventeen years ago)

I can't believe I once thought max and bimble were alike

― The Reverend, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:13 (seventeen years ago)

maybe you were thinking of max r

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:21 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26855727

― clotpoll, Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

pack your bags..i've come to take you home

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

Alright so I can tell when you're drunk and when you're sober just by looking at the caps right?

This is like. So brilliant.

― Moka, Thursday, 25 September 2008 19:45 (seventeen years ago)


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