But something bothers me. The fix was in on that fiddle contest. To my ears, The Devil blew Johnny's ass off the hickory stump. The Devil is getting all Tony Conrad on that fucking thing, throwing in these dissonant shrieks and contrasting them with the wa-wa guitars of the Band of Demons, and he scores major points in terms of visual style with fire flying from his fingertips (anyone who says that visual part of a sound battle doesn't matter needs to check out a DMC event.) Johnny pretty much just plays the same scales every fiddle player learned in Squaredancing 101 (competently, sure, but still...). You can't tell me that both parties knew right away who the clear winner was. A rematch seems in order.
What about you? Devil or Johnny?
― Mark, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ian, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― matthew m., Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― anthony, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Yeah, the Devil kicked Johnny's ass hand's down. But I'm a Yankee so whudda I know?
― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
There's a big hole in the story as to who's meant to judge the contest. But fortunately the devil, humble and fair gentleman that he is, and already "in a bind", just gives in, with apparently no witnesses but the devil's own band of demons. And he challenges someone he already realises is "hot", when he's looking for a soul to steal.
I didn't realise picking holes in pop records was so much fun.
A: Johnny
― Graham, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Queen G, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― dave q, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alex in SF, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
The devil has all the best tunes.
Kris.
― Kris England, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― anthony, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― matthew m., Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
This is one of the most important threads on ILM.
― Wooly Reaper, Monday, 24 March 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Monday, 24 March 2003 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― dave q, Monday, 24 March 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― matt riedl (veal), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― j fail (cenotaph), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)
Unless that's his fiddle singing, in which case he wins.
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 25 March 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)
Really think there should have been some sort of comeuppance to Johnny for willing to put his own Godforsaken soul on the line for what? A shiny fiddle made of gold.
The devil's part is much better, but having had the band of demons joining in should have disqualified him.
Boy let me tell you what.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)