Iraqi rapper grilled by Chuck Norris on Hannity and Colmes

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IpCuucaZBI

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

should say Iraqi-American rapper

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

Is Chuck Norris riding his current ironic revival into an insane political talking head position?

― Period period period (Period period period), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

Step 1: Make "offensive", liberal-minded (or patriotic, conservative-minded) song.
Step 2: Appear on Fox News.
Step 3: Success!

In other news, Chuck Norris begins to accept his birthright as king of all media.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

I couldn't make it past Chuck Norris introducing himself.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'd say he handled himself pretty well there. (Timz, not Chuck) I like the song.

― The Reverend Rodney J. Greene in a DIE BLIPSTER SCUM! tee (R. J. Greene), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

i wish that when chuck norris said that in baghdad during saddam's rule, people could come into your house and incarcerate you, i wish the rapper said that the same thing could happen now in the US, now that bush has suspended habeus corpus.

bush is a fucking idiot.

― richard wood johnson (rwj), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

This kid just demolishes them with niceness.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

In fact it might be the calmest thing I've ever seen on Fox News.

Part of this is probably due to Chuck Norris's obvious lobotomy

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

Just goes to show that if Sam Jackson had played his cards right he could be some sort of Civil Rights leader and a hero to millions of bored white teenagers, simultaneously, like, today. It's all about riding your own ironic wave.

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

The song is really not bad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRiy4yfh-IM&mode=related&search=

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

Can't be better than the theme to Walker: Texas Ranger, tho.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

I couldn't make it past Chuck Norris introducing himself.

"That was a clip of rapper Teeyums"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

im honestly shocked fox let that much airtime go to uninterrupted criticism of the war

― millenarian (millenarian), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 08:08 (nineteen years ago)

Chuck does not possess the snappy comebacks of Walker.

― strom (strom), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 11:21 (nineteen years ago)

Norris is AMAZINGLY bad there.

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

― Mark (MarkR), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

Chuck Norris literally comes across as slightly retarded in this clip. I don't mean to be cruel; I'm being totally serious - his strange slurring voice and enunciation, etc. make him come across as a bell's palsy sufferer or stroke victim.

Regardless, this TIMZ kid clearly owns the thing.

Obviously it's been said 5 million times, but how ANYONE with an ounce of intelligence can watch shit like this outside of the context of extreme irony...

I mean, watching profoundly addled - possibly brain damaged - former action movie star Chuck fucking Norris kicking over to Scientologist/horrific plastic surgery casualty Greta Van Susteren, while a young unheard of RAPPER schools them on the intracacies of religious differences of the Iraqi people (is there ANY FUCKING CHANCE on this planet that Chuck Norris, much less Greta Van Susteren, have ever even HEARD of Catholic Chaldean Iraquis?).

FUCK ARGH SHIT FUCK AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDAMN IT >>>>>>>>>>>

Sorry, that felt good.

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

"Yeah, well I totally understand so thing is he didn't uh, crucify any of the 'ligious people over there?"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

a little surreal. Chuck "Neckless Justice" Norris had a rather simian appearance there, i thought.

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

I read this as "Iraqi Rapper Killed by Chuck Norris on Hannity and Colmes"

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― gman (gman59), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

"Iraqi Rapper's Grillz by Chuck Norris on Hannity and Colmes"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

timz seems like a very nice young man.

― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

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