Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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Aiyyo: Camouflage chameleon, ninjas scalin' your buildin
No time to grab your gun they already got your wife and children

--rza, "4th Chamber"

As I did it yo I heard you beg your pardon
When I travel to the Sun I roll with the squadron

--busta, "scenario"

hey I love goooooold
But can buy anything I want from the records I've soooold

--luda, "number one spot"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 February 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

and the survey says
you're dead!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 February 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

heavy "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" airplay on the local feel-good-90s-throwback radio station has me swoonin' hard for "B-I-G, P-O, P-P-A / no info, for the, DEA" all over again

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 25 February 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

don't cry for me I'm very complicated. 20 percent loved, 80 percent hated.

http://cdbaby.name/r/e/rehdogg8.jpg

― luriqua, Monday, 26 February 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

My fave Luda line is from the "Made you look" remix

"I'm like a victim of society, it's 'Cris the menace
With more shit out on the streets than evicted tenants."

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

"Back in the class, throwing pencils at professors
And making barbarellas giggle
That's when life's pleasures were simple
Now it takes a dancing bear jumping through flaming hoops
to even make em buy the god-forsaken single!"

"Nickel Plated Pockets" - Aesop Rock

― Tantrum The Cat, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

Its chilly in Philly, its that real
Nobody know karate, more bodies than Kill Bill
Somebody get beside me, Lord will, his blood spill
Like a waterfall
fuck around make me slaughter y'all

― hoostaneously erect the internal acoustic meatus, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

All I really wanna do is get a chick on MySpace
To freak off on the first date, like Blind Date

--Tanya Morgan, "We Be"

I've been loving that line for almost a year now!

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

My blood starts rushin' when I hear the percussion

- Aceyalone "Firecracker"

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

Uncle L, the overlordian
Playin' emcees like an old accordian

- LL Cool J "Rampage"

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

don't you ever ever pull my lever
cause i explode
and my nine is easy to load

ll, "mama said knock you out"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner...

...and breakfast

- LL Cool - "I'm That Type of Guy"

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

Slip like Freudian/Your first and last step to playin' yourself like accordion (humm huuum huuuumuumm)
- MF DOOM

aaaannd....

Don't ax me what my name is, stupid bitch I'm famous
You gon' make me aim this, Leave your ass brainless
- R.Kelly

― MRZBW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

From nu-Kels thread

She Be Callin Me Daddyyyyy,
And I Be Callin Her Mommyyyyy
She Be Callin U Kellyyyyy,
When Yo Name Is Tommyyyyy!

― Jena, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder,
the apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries

― bernard snowy, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

ur world is flat // ha-ha u fell off // hoping that gravity wld pull u back 2 earth / if not, okay / ur words fall lighter than air, so float away / & disappear into a black hole / sun
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'Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha' // U laugh just like a star!
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it aint nothing for me to take over a strong mind / even eve couldn't tell a bitch that love blind
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SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!'
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if a ----- wanna cause prollumz / i solve it / i'm one man standin with my fuckin revolver // get down on my knees & i pray to my father / f' mo money, mo problems / so this shit could get ourdurt (?)
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take ur medications or go down to the station // take ur medications, u a terrorist traitor
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slow down, blood spilled on the tracks / it's a girl, she's tied there, crossed iraq
. . .
8 ballz'a fire / i'll jus putchu in the corner pocket / take u there like a shark // take a few dollarz off the taypool
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. . . wut's that eminem song where he says his balls & dick r congruent to a banana with two oranges? that wuz hullerious. also, when he says that thing on his last album (not the foul re-up) about 'while we play the violin behind you' on some weirdo rape parade imagery or some shit . . .

― luriqua, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

"SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!' "

haha i know this! i usually have no idea what you're posting about but this is class

― deej, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

MF Doom:
I like ice cream
We can skip the wedding
Have a nice dream
She only let him stick the head in

― Space Is The Place, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

I bathe in basslines, rinse in riffs, dry in drums
Come from a tribe of bums

common sense "resurrection"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

informa ya know slimminity skiddle de do glam alikeey boom boom damn

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait thats not a couplet, shit. i hope i didn't kill the thread!

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

something from this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l66lVMNvSM

― deej, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

oh no!

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

scott storch inadvertently sons himself in producer beef

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

"sons"

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

for deej:

IM HOT CUZ IM FLY
YOU AINT CUZ YOU NOT

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

I used to be up all night in the living room
smokin a lot of weed with the Four Tops
Makin collect calls back home to my pops

― Space Is The Place, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

They keep me out of their house, cause they know I'm a fiend
Last month I pawned seventeen sewing machines

- Devin the Dude "Motha"

― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

. . . after we hit the club baby then I'm gonna hit them draws
I'm gonna break you off (and that's all)
Every freak should have a picture of my dick (on they wall)

--From Polow Da Don's verse on Rich Boy's "Throw Some D's"

― Skrot Montague, Sunday, 4 March 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

but yo i'm stuntn, cuz hell is where i'm goin'...
i could feel myself gettin there right now

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

now word's on the street,
when the crews meet,
you better make some fucking roooooom...

cube - gangsta fairytale pt.2

― tremendoid, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

i take what i want from yall, i'm not buyin // the face utha watch looks like a stop sign n shea
i got produ designa fake money / with jordan playin the bull in 96 money

...

now if u think i'm stuntin & lyin / i don't stunt wit iron // leave you in a truck slumped & dyin

...

even though u don't like rap i betchu still feelin me / if u talk smack i'll put u where the ceilin be

--kayotic, 2003

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

we must all come together and love our wisdoms teaching understanding the true meaning of unity and labirynth (sp?) planning positive trianing of children with positive parents more hugs fewer drugs should now be standard (etc.)

- divine styler 1989

― artdamages, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry to potentially turn this into another thread where we quote ~~the Wu-Tang Clan~~ Liquid Swords ad nauseum, but...

Witches, warlocks, spooks, and holy ghosts
Rza, let's defraud the hoax!

...has been playing in my mind all day.

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

"psssshh"

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm the king of the chrome
get the fuck out my FACE

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

I got a house on the lake
i built from cake

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

My soliloquoy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil
You went behind my back like Bluto when he cut up Olive Oyl

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

"I fucked your friend-yeah you stank ho!/I seen her on the elevator, honey grabbed my kangol!"
-Ghostface

"Plus his money keeps flowing like Niagra Falls/We know Jesus saves, and Ludacris withdraws"

― catblender, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

i HATE the inanity of this line, but its been stuck in my head all day:

why's everybody mad at the south for?
switch your style up, switch to southpaw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

oh man there is so much good shit on ironman. did anyone ever see the video that was just clips from speedracer? that must have been 'daytona 500'

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

Black man watch out
She's saltwater trout!

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

I caught a plane out to Cleveland late last evening
To help my niggas clean up some niggas no longer breathing

-Bone Thugs-N-Harmony feat. 2 Pac "Thug Luv"

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

and my nigga biggie got a itchy gun grip
one in the chamber thirty two in the clip

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

ESCARGOT
MY CAR GO

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 March 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing, the flower bringing
If my bug-a-lar alarm starts ringing

― The Reverend, Sunday, 11 March 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

whatcha think all the guns is for?
c-4 to your door no beef no more

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 March 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Pumpin' BDP through a Rahiem kit
With a Duracell double D Destiny mix

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

NO, BITCH-- YOU'RE (K)NOT (K)NOT FUNNY / PLAYING TOO HARD LIKE HOPSCOTCH RUNING

― luriqua, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

walk it out like usher
if ya say 'real talk' then i probably won't trust ya

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

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I'm thinking bout bowls of cheery hos
cuz I want my nuts in honey

― The Everybody Buys 1000 Aerosmith Albums A Month Club (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

'cause if you lie and you talk a lot
people tell you to step off a lot

― m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 19 bad little hos who be calling me Prince
Where the incense?

― forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:32 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

the other shot blast your clavicle
melt swiss suits and pain the avenues

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 May 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

paint******

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 May 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

this that greasy spoon rap out of anita's
with my overachievers and my over-chiefers

― al b. surly! (The Reverend), Saturday, 14 May 2011 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

lovin how you look in my eyes swingin them hips when you ass
visualizin my name tattooed on that ass

― flopson, Monday, 16 May 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

been all about & landed here
beach houses with the chandeler
my & my crew, mad cans of beers

― flopson, Monday, 16 May 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

lol *pass xp

― flopson, Monday, 16 May 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

not a fave but kinda aprolols:

take a twit pic of gucci's dick
and send it as a tweet

― bnw, Friday, 3 June 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

all white beamer, but only on the outside
inside all black like teena marie

― 51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

I never drink and drive
cos I might spill my drink

I failed the breathalyzer
so they took me to the clink

Tha Alkaholiks - Last Call

― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 20 June 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

ha rev, what is that

― J0rdan S., Monday, 20 June 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

na'tee

― 51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Monday, 20 June 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

when i cut her it was butter white bitch from the gutter
had to hide you from my mother cuz you didn't have color

― bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Friday, 15 July 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

I'm the reason they made the dress code
They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my fresh clothes

― The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

then i swag my swag
then i bitch my swag
bitch a swaggy bitch

― we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Saturday, 13 August 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

cuz i'm a rough aggressor
a camoflauge dresser
my M-16 has a flash suppressor

― are you ready for a thing called prog? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

also history mayne otm

― are you ready for a thing called prog? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

f-a-b-o-l-o-u-s
in the new S, circling the U.S.

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:41 (fourteen years ago)

just in case y'all was lost, i'm the face in the source
long cuban, white ice placed in the cross

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:44 (fourteen years ago)

blowin pounds of the buddha, throwin rounds in the ruger
if BK get hot, we go and lounge in bermuda

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:45 (fourteen years ago)

it'll be a manslaughter right in front of my kids
a little blood get on my daughter, it's nothing she'll live

― The Reverend, Friday, 26 August 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

young & gifted, tongue prolific, in a beach bungalow is how i bung in christmas
from the streets i flow from the hungriest districts, swiss kicks crisp when i come to those picnics...

― zvookster, Friday, 26 August 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

put me in chains
try to beat my brains
i can get out
but the grudge remains

― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

i used to rob folks like somali pirates
now i feel on rich chicks like miley cyrus

― Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

I'm that man, bit the toe right through the sock
And left a half a guinea pig in your grampa' tacklebox

― flared bass (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:44 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

left homes with half his dome in a napkin
for sayin "what's poppin?" when he asked him "what's crackin?"

― zvookster, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...

I used to be the fat bitch lifter, hennessy in the snifter
Now I'm the high plains drifter

― ball games w/ james (calibrate), Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

I'm Sgt. Slaughter, I keep my shit cooked-to-order
To satisfy my people in Georgia and 'cross the water

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

abracadabra hocus pocus i don't know if you noticed
been getting my money lately my hustle game is ferocious
you seen my new mercedes? it's domeless
go hard or go home? i go homeless

― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 14:58 (eleven years ago)

same album:
my cup so heavy, i promise theres 'bout a PAINT in it
and i call my ride the real mobile, if you ain't real you AIN'T in it

― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

ten months pass...

i'm so into you
what the fuck am i gonna do

-- honey cocaine

― tpp, Saturday, 23 May 2015 14:05 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

Extra live, he claimed he couldn't die, top rank
Sixteen shots in his fishtank

― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 23:23 (ten years ago)

I swarm around with a thousand of bees
Absorb earth and the honey from trees

― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:49 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...

You can't flow, must be the speech impediment
You got lost off the snare off Impeach the President

― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 August 2016 23:10 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

NIFTILY
WE CAN MAKE IT
HIP TO BE
WHAT WE ARE
CUZ WHAT WE BE
BE THE EPITOME
DOO
DAH
DIPPITY

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

can someone delete hurting's die antwoord post?

― J0rdan S., Friday, 31 December 2010 21:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol, did I really post a die antwoord lyric, and did someone really delete it, because I can't find it on this thread

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 27 September 2018 14:43 (seven years ago)

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:22 (seven years ago)

I love the Beatnuts but this line from 'Psycho Dwarf' always bothered me, "Any piece of ass I ever got is cause I took it."

― Yelploaf, Thursday, 27 September 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)

four months pass...

I done been hit with a bullet, and one grazed me
I done been considered a failure, it don't faze me

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:34 (six years ago)

fuck you your honor
check my persona
i'm strugglin for old
gold and marijuana

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:38 (six years ago)

three years pass...

I know the reason you feel the way
I know just who you wan' be
So everyday I thank the man upstairs
That I ain't you and you ain't me

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 17:08 (three years ago)

one year passes...

my top back like JFK
they wanna push my top back like JFK

― c u (crüt), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 20:48 (two years ago)

nine months pass...

Let he without sin cast the first stone
So I built that all glass quad level first home

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 15:54 (one year ago)

Abraham Lincoln got shot and died
freed the slaves, so they put 'em on the five

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 16:30 (one year ago)

Gucci don’t drink beer but he do drink dom
hundred thousand dollar murder charge I made bond

― brimstead, Tuesday, 30 July 2024 17:19 (one year ago)

I gets medieval with a blowtorch and pliers
End your future before it starts like Len Bias

― Jersey Devil Vance (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 July 2024 20:21 (one year ago)

When I die bury me butt-naked, and face down in the grass
So I can fuck the world, while y'all kiss my ass

― enochroot, Tuesday, 30 July 2024 22:12 (one year ago)

four months pass...

Crime pays,n—-a, crime pays
Choppin' up this change with cocaine in my microwave
Made it through my whole month with my lights out, I seen brighter days
Watch this shit get knee-high, boy, you live and you die by this game

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 18 December 2024 02:30 (one year ago)

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