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...specifically for this.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As of press time, police and emergency rescue workers were still sifting through the wreckage for copies of Magnet, heated debates over the definition of emo, and other signs of record-store-clerk life.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my God. OH MY GOD! Ethan, if you're reading this, please post now!

― Michael Daddino, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ethan hates Yo La Tengo. He wouldn't be caught dead there. (Ha.)

― Daver, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ethan hates Yo La Tengo? What a wise, wonderful man he is, then.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

More compelling evidence that Ned is a poo poo head. (The article is still funny, though.)

― Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bah! Perhaps less active hate and more savage indifference on my part in the end, but still way overrated in my book.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

...ditto.

― , Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

C'mon, give in to the rock!

I lurve the 'Tengo, me.

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Clearly it was written by a Yo La Tengo loving record store clerk and can only be appreciated by other record store clerks. Next time I'm in a store I'll have one expain it to me.

― Curt, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

C'mon, give in to the rock!

It was precisely seeing YLT's attempts to rock way the hell back when that set me against the damn band!

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

New one:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3919/90s_punk.html

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Eh...that one was pretty lame compared to the bizarre story about the mean dog that will protect America from terrorists.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

gawd that punk piece is great.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 22 May 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

No prizes for attaching it to a particular poster.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there anyone on ILM that really embodies band 90's cheese punk?
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― Mike Taylor (mjt), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

er yeah

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

ANTHONY MICCIO I SUMMON YOU TO THREAD TO ACCUSE!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

um. you told me it's about Alex In NYC. And I agreed.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Bastard!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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