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erm, as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn by the girl i pulled and a boy who was also in the room, who wanted to see my knob in a fully erect state. alas, i had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%) and the full glory was spared. there were 3 boys and 3 girls in the room, all 3 boys and 1 of the girls were fully naked, and the other 2 girls were only wearing knickers. the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest, the 2 remaining girls (whose idea it was) watching intently as we strived to bring ourselves to climax. it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three. throughout, i was made up in lipstick, rouge and a headband, and when i had been wearing clothes it had been drag. one of those ordinary student nights, then...

unfished business on Monday, 12 March 2007 11:52 (2 hours ago)

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Sperm, it looks like!

― Mark G, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

"Let Me In" by the Osmonds.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

"Save the Children" Marvin Gaye

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

"Let's Get This Straight From The Start" Dexy's

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest

(repeatedly bangs head against table)

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, precisely.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Jadakiss - Why?

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Caravan:
If I Could Do It All Over Again I'd Do It All Over You
Why (And I Wish I Were Stoned)

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

Julian Lennon - Because

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.guitarrx.com/images/OneofTheseNights.gif

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/1300187318164040_0.jpg

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ee/60/d595923f8da0ad07deed9010._AA240_.L.jpg

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern
As they speed through the finish, the flags go down
The fans get up and they get out of town
The arena is empty except for one man
Still driving and striving as fast as he can
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns

He's going the distance
He's going for speed
She's all alone
All alone in her time of need
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's going the distance
No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine
He's haunted by something he cannot define
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force
In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade
She's hoping in time that her memories will fade
Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns

Cause he's going the distance
He's going for speed
She's all alone
All alone in her time of need
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's going the distance
He's going for speed
He's going the distance

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

here come the warm jets

― gbx, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

I was a child
who wanted love that was wild
though tight as slow motion
but crazed with devotion

insane with devotion
a whole other notion
I was fourteen and a half
and it wasn't no laugh

Love comes in spurts (oh no it hurts)
Love comes in spurts (it hurts)
Love comes in spurts (oh no, cuz)
Love comes in spurts (it always hurts)

I just can't get wise
to those tragical lies
though I now know the facts
they still cut like an axe

cuz love comes in spurts
in dangerous flirts
and it murders your heart
they didn't tell you that part

Love comes in spurts
Love comes in spurts
Love comes in spurts
Love comes in spurts

Love comes in spurts
Love comes in spurts
Love comes in spurts
Love comes in spurts

― Ward Fowler, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

I think Louis finally became a ~~man~~ model student!

(not that anything similar happened to me at Uni, frankly I'm kind of glad *shudder*)

― fandango, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

Sooner or later, this happens to everyone
To everyone

You can live your life lonely
Heavy as stone
Live your life learning
And working alone
Say this is all you want
But I dont believe that its true
cause when you least expect it
Waiting round the corner for you

Love comes quickly, whatever you do
You cant stop falling (ooh ooh)
Love comes quickly, whatever you do
You cant stop falling (ooh ooh)

You can live a life of luxury
If thats what you want
Taste forbidden pleasures
Whatever you want

You can fly away to the end of the world
But where does it get you to?
cause just when you least expect it
Just what you least expect

Love comes quickly, whatever you do
You cant stop falling (ooh ooh)
Love comes quickly, whatever you do
You cant stop falling (ooh ooh)

I know it sounds ridiculous, but speaking from experience
It may seem romantic, and thats no defense
Love will always get to you

Sooner or later, sooner or later, this happens to everyone
To everyone

You can fly away to the end of the world
But where does it get you?

Love comes quickly, whatever you do
You cant stop falling (ooh ooh)
Love comes quickly, whatever you do
You cant stop falling (ooh ooh)
Love comes quickly, whatever you do
You cant stop falling (ooh ooh)
(oooh)

Love comes quickly, whatever you do
You cant stop falling (ooh ooh)
Love comes quickly, whatever you do
You cant stop falling (ooh ooh)

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

I hope you at least got a kiss dude :/

― fandango, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

Is that real?!

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

I presume it is either 1) fake Louis or 2) real Louis playing his weird mind games with ILX (more likely)

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn

This could by Louis but I can't imagine him referring to his knob using the term knob.

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, 'sceptre of my arousal' would be more likely.

― Matt DC, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

As Lucky Louis was in the middle 'Shot by Both Sides' by Magazine springs to mind.

― Billy Dods, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

As Louis was stuck in the middle, 'Shot by Both Sides' by Magazine.

― Billy Dods, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Didn't think it had went in first time as I got a 404 error message.

― Billy Dods, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

As Louis was shot by both sides, "Stuck in the Middle" by Stealer's Wheel.

― Mark G, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

"Group Sex," "In Your Eyes," "Parade of the Horribles," "When the Shit Hits the Fan," or "Golden Shower of Hits (Jerks on 45)" by the Circle Jerks

― MC, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

FZ, "Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?"

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

nirvana - come as you are

― 6335, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

what thread was this originally posted in??

― I know, right?, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

The crushes thread on ILE.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax

― zeus, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

currently listening to: My Computer - Pulling Myself Together

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Ramones - "I Don't Care"

― latebloomer, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

o wait, that's on MINE

― latebloomer, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Pissed Jeans - "ashamed of my cum"

― Drooone, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

WTF JAGGERMEISTER

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

currently listening to: My Computer - Pulling Myself Together

And with one fell swoop LJ pwns his own mockery thread.

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Van Halen "Eruption"

― nickalicious, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

"You Will Remember Tonight" - Andrew WK

― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

the great thing is that i WAS listening to that at the time

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

man, i read that last night while drunk. reading it sober again today. wow.

― modestmickey, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

i totally couldn't decipher what any of it meant last night

― modestmickey, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

but i'm still not sure what it means to "up sticks"

― modestmickey, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

frosting on the beater - the posies

― gershy, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

One More Shot— C-Bank

― I eat cannibals, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:32 (eighteen years ago)

I assume "up sticks" is the same as "pull up stakes", i.e. leave

― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

I assume "up sticks" is the same as "pull up stakes", i.e. leave

Correct.

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.vinyltap.co.uk/gallery/th/threemtmntcttw6096084852935890.jpg

― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

I miss Louis. He's a good guy, really.

― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.anticoemoderno.it/Antico/Vinile/ingrandimenti/Madness%20-%20Embarrassment.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/adamrsbeales/ohwoe.jpg

― Pye Poudre, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

the gories - outta here

― haitch, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

hes gone to a better place

― 600, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

clacton on sea

― 600, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

clipse "momma i'm so sorry"

― am0n, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

Clipse "Ma I Don't Love [s]Her[/s]Him"

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

am0n otm

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

did he storm out in a fireball of glory? where is louis band?

― energy flash gordon, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 07:25 (eighteen years ago)

he quit after someone YTMND'd that post

― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 07:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/oozinator.gif

― the table is the table, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

Who is Louis Jagger and why do I keep hearing about him? I realize the likelihood of me getting an actual answer in this thread is low.

― musically, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

Who Is Louis Jagger and WHY Do People Fucking Care?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

And you ladies that smell of wild rose
Think you for your essence to where a man goes
Think you of the wives and the [loveys ?] that yearn
For a man not returning from hunting the sperm

― badg, Thursday, 29 March 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

from the ILE poppage thread:

[Method Man]
It's the Meth in the house! Ha, yeah, break it down.

[Xzibit]

When it's all said in done, we gon' be on top
Cause we don't stop, now, lock it down, hit the spot
and clown; Niggas relyin on special effects
While the khakis and chronic, got the bitches still breakin they neck
Move the crowd without breakin a sweat
Trend setter, with a Beretta, so keep it on deck
Cause you never know when Xzibit gonna move through the set
Don't be scared, just be prepared and quiet as kept
At a night club, talkin bout you don't go out
And you tryin to got to school and make a certain amount
But the last part, I just couldn't figure it out
I guess its real hard to talk with a dick in your mouth
Lightweight, like confetti, steadily tested by motherfuckers who ain't ready
To deal with the legendary
Soopafly, emcee, and bullett logo
Shot callers, clear the whole block like we po-po

[Chorus: Method Man]

Round and round we go, it don't stop
Till we all get dough, c'mon, make it hot
Baby girl to the pussy pop, pussy pop
Lick shots for the pussy pop, pop, pop!
Lookin good with your stink-ass
Type of ass make a nigga pull it over fast
Make it hot, baby girl to pussy pop, pussy pop
Lick shots for the pussy pop, pop pop!

[Jayo Felony]

Well, you gotta pop the pussy, get rid of the next with a name on your gums
It's the ?Bidulo Gang? bitch, we both want some
You got titties and ass
But I got a dick and some cash
You ain't talkin bout shit
Then I'ma smash, bitch
On three, on me, bitch, you my property
Daddy Jayo Felony, ain't nobody stoppin me
And I said daddy, bitch thats what you gon' call me
I ain't no simp or a wimp
I'ma motherfuckin pimp
Tear spots in my hoes, make they high-heels fall off
You got me ? the fuck-up, if you think I'm goin soft
on ya; I'm hard on my hoes that's how it goes
Bitch, get up off your toes, and get my six-four
? My name, you bounced, so you might as well break bread
And only Dulo niggas know, whats the head
My name is Billy Loco and this is my opinion
I'm coming from SD, and Dulo is my religion
Be-b-b-b- atch!

[Chorus]

[Xzibit]

I don't save or pray, or ? clothes
All I really wanna do is win the game, fuck hoes!
In Jamaica, at the Half Moon Villa, with a killa
And a cocain dealer, layin low from the law
See it all comes down to who's quick to draw first
Pay attention, prevention, ridin off in a hearse
Mister X to the you know me
Thousand-dollar bitches wanna pop the pussy for free
The disfunctional member of the Alkoholik family tree
Frequently bang bitches, Wu-Tang, Killer Bee
Hennessey on the rocks, with Pina Coloda
At the Ramada, make you work hard like Donna
For the cheese, got you down on your hands and knees
After that we kick back and burn up some trees
Mad shout, cause Xzibit's not the type to be treatin
I'm an Alkoholic and I'm late for my meeting
(Come on, Like that!)

[Chorus]

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 29 March 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://991.com/newgallery/Merle-Haggard-Mama-Tried-304751.jpg

― gershy, Sunday, 1 April 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

The Louis Jagger mixtape

The Appleseed Cast - "Secret"
Willie Nelson - "I'm Still Here"
Al-D - "I'm Reading"
Gregory Isaacs - "I Will Return"

― modestmickey, Sunday, 1 April 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Fat and Frantic - Last Night My Wife Hoovered My Head

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 7 March 2008 11:24 (seventeen years ago)

Fat and Frantic's debut album, Waxing a Hottie!

― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 7 March 2008 11:32 (seventeen years ago)

i still can't work it out. louis jagger = troll? dom? dom's alter-internet-ego? partner?! altho, after a few mins searching, maybe i don't wanna know.

― Crackle Box, Friday, 7 March 2008 11:47 (seventeen years ago)

Start a thread about it.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 7 March 2008 11:56 (seventeen years ago)

― Crackle Box, Friday, 7 March 2008 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

hey louis, can you listen to the new jay-z single and liveblog in the thread so al shipley can know what's it like? thanks bro

here's a link for the youtube

does jay-z's new song "death of auto-tune" mark the actual death of auto-tune?

― highway to sarahel (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

title edited to save what is left of ljs dignity :)

― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

yr too kind jj

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

also yes i will do this, it's been a day of idiotic bancruisin' as it is

― country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

lol jordan

― some dude, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

louis is vulnerable. He's in a minor key and his backing whoops and hollers sound more like yelps of pain.

― Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

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