"Talk Like Sex" (Kool G Rap)
For the ladies, one hundred and
ninety-five pounds of beef,
chinky eyes, curly hair and gold
teeth,
Swingin' with this here stud, you need practice
i'm
leaving floods of blood on your mattress
I'll leave you holdin'
your swollen backside and rollin'
fillin' all three holes just
like bowlin'
Don't ask me what the price is
but it's more than
your battery-operated devices
And I come fully equipped
with a
temperature adjustment to heat up the tip
For demonstrations,
watch me slam her
you'll notice the sound of steady
poundin'
Like a jackhammer once on it, ya can't cop out
i'm
poundin' ya down until your eyeballs pop out
I'm not your ordinary
player
because you'll leave in a wheelchair, dear, after I lay
ya
Get a grip on your headboard and hold on to it
or get sent
right through it
Bite your nipples when I lick 'em
not gentle
when I stick 'em, huh
I'll leave 'em lookin' like a rape
victim
any girl who steps to it
Ends up gettin' their stomach
pumped like Rod Stewart
i do a damn good job
That's why -
Chicks are on my dick like a human shish kebab
Only nineteen and
over permitted
no matter how much young girls wanna be with
it
You ain't ready for the bed
you still got a pussy like Isaac
Hayes' head
Come back in five years
when ya grow some hairs and
when ya started drinkin' beers
I'm hittin' hookaz by the
dozen
makin' ya wetter 'cause I fuck better than your
husband
Givin' ya girl back spasms
cause G Rap has 'em orgasm
after orgasm
Change the sheets? Ya must be kiddin'
ya gotta
change the whole box spring
I ain't bullshittin', you get hit with
hysteria
cause I'ma bury a big one inside your private area
All
hell is in your tush
when Kool G. Rap push pushes inside this bush,
Anotha homegirl flinches
but I got inches for all you lil'
wenches
The letter G is better when it comes to the letter
X
An' I'ma talk like sex
Rated XXX
Some say that I'm nasty
plus
hookaz are mad because they can't outlast me
Girl, you
ain't too small
cause I turn your crystal to one size fits
all
So if you're still confused when I'm screwin'
let me
explain to you exactly what I'm doin'
Exploring your body like a
biologist
inventin' new ways just like a scientist
Taggin' my
name on your buns just like a printist
while I'm hurtin' your ass
just like a dentist
You're so wild I feel like I'm a
zoologist
stretchin' your shit more than a gynecologist
I'm
gonna twist your ass to death, miss
and when you piss, you'll see
more stars than an astrologist
G Rap is hot blooded, freakin'
horny
far from corny, come and jump on me
I'm not small and
all, I won't break down a stall
i drive the ass up the
wall
Nuts and everything are well in shape
the only thing
missin' on my dick is a cape
Let's get togetha, honey, ya never
know what's next
and I'ma talk like sex
Rated XXX
Big girls
try to squash me
but I think with my dick, honey, so come and
brainwash me
Hit the sack cause I ain't jokin'
cause when I
start pumpin' shit up, I leave it smokin'
So ya betta hold on
tight all right
cause my dick is a brown stick of dynamite
A
stick, a trick, and it kills her
i'm probably related to Long Dong
Silver
But it gets gooder and gooder
every time I grab a hooka
and I put her on my frankfurter
Kiss your breasts to your navel
and then I skip
cause the only thing I'm lickin' is your ass with
a whip
And it's a real freaky scene
i'm hittin' girls with
their heads in a guillotine
Why certainly I'm squirtin'
bust
your nut and get up and wipe my dick on your curtain
Pushin' your
head to the pillow
and givin' more pleasure than a double-headed
dildo
A big ass gives me a hard-on
but I fuck bitches with
titties like Dolly Parton
Time or place doesn't matter to me,
sweety
i'll fuck you on the "A" train while I write graffiti
In
a restaurant, takin' you straight to heaven
in a cab or the back
of 7-11
Whether you're white and the music you like is rock
you
can come and get some hip-hop cock
Consider this dick on your
clitoris
but never try to flex
cause I'ma talk like sex.
― dave q, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
five years pass...