Who Are The 20 All-time Least Sexy People In Rock?

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should rik ocasic be on that list?

― yoko0no, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

probably not.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

...i mean he isn't particularly sexy! but, there's far, far worse.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

The baldy red-haired specky guy in Gentle Giant

― Tom D., Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

John Lydon
Mo Tucker
Badly Drawn Boy
Shaun Ryder
Wesley Willis
Bruce Dickinson

― blueski, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

John Lydon not sexy? I don't think so.

― Tom D., Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

uh...even today?

― blueski, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

Cheetah Chrome

― filthy dylan, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

When I saw the thread, I thought of Ric Ocasek. But then again, I'm a straight guy, so I can't really comment.

― Barringer, Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

bruce dickenson? i'd hit it...

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

Fish

― blueski, Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://idolator.com/assets/resources/2007/03/dontfeedtheseagals.jpg

― MC, Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9306/shanemacgowan1pk.jpg

― danzig, Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.robertmknight.com/photos/new/11-KeithRichards.jpg

― MC, Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.magnetmagazine.com/photos/polyphonic.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lifeinlegacy.com/2006/0127/RobertsTomfront.jpg

― MC, Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rockstar.it/img/mark_e_smith.jpg

― abanana, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno some people might find MES's way with words-uh sexy

― latebloomer, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sentireascoltare.com/CriticaMusicale/Monografie/frankblack/front.jpg

― MC, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

yoko0no = Wagenmann?

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

apologies if wrong

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

That picture of Shane Macgowan makes me want to puke.

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Frank Black's got nice skin.

― Drooone, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

[img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/m/Motley_Crue/sq-mick-mars-btm-intv.jpg"]

― Deric W. Haircare, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, jesus, NuILX...

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/m/Motley_Crue/sq-mick-mars-btm-intv.jpg

― Deric W. Haircare, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

What the fuck is that?

― Drooone, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

Fat greasy potato guy from Keane. I mean, ugly people can be sexy sometimes in their own way but he's like a sexiness vacuum.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://freedom.greatnet.us/images/mountrushmore.jpg

it's funny 'cos it's punny.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2248/0320webstoryspectorcq8.jpg

― badg, Friday, 23 March 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2005/03/29/king3.jpg

― ewmy, Friday, 23 March 2007 09:42 (eighteen years ago)

That pic of Shane McGowan makes me think of Goatse. Which is not good.

― Richard Graham, Friday, 23 March 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

That pic of Shane McGowan makes me think of the time about two years ago when he insinuated that I should blow him because my team was beating his in a pub quiz. Talk about wanting to puke. *shudders*

Rik Ocasic would definitely go on my list as would Lemmy.

Matt DC - "sexiness vacuum" might be my new favorite phase.

― ENBB, Friday, 23 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

one's mouth being reminiscent of a gaping anus is never good

― latebloomer, Friday, 23 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m293/xero-owns-us/murderface.gif

― NYCNative, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

19 music journalists and Billy Joel.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

But but... Lemmy used to be really cute!!!

It's only the warts that make him unsexy now, he's actually quite an attractive bloke, bone structure wise.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

x-post, aw - metalocalypse!

― bell_labs, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Lemmy in Hawkwind

http://www.angel.dk/hawkwind/store/HawkStaA_02A.jpg

― NYCNative, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

I'd totally hit it.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/521/bethdittothursdayuz6.jpg

― svend, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Would it be ironic, amusing or just mean given the thread starter's handle if I posted this photo:

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Yoko_Ono.jpg

― NYCNative, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

Svend: so completely far away from the money.

― Deric W. Haircare, Friday, 23 March 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

svend: not even close. beth ditto is hot.

― Emily Bjurnhjam, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone have any pics of the Georgia Satelittes???

― yoko0no, Saturday, 24 March 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

That's an awful photo svend posted, but Beth Ditto is a fucking babe.

― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 24 March 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe someone posted the Polyphonic Spree, there's at least four of them I'd hit on and that's before I got to the women.

― Billy Dods, Saturday, 24 March 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c96/Jazzy1744/Patrick%20Stump/cutestpatrickever.jpg

― The Reverend, Saturday, 24 March 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

Pstump looks like Beth Ditto after a £30 makeover there.

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 24 March 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://64.207.144.142/movabletype/PETA2Daily/archives/86PC4789.jpg

I was going to say that this motherfucker looks like Bill Nye the Science Guy, but that's about the least wrong thing about this picture.

― The Reverend, Saturday, 24 March 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Owen Pallett. Have you seen him in Butt Magazine?

― I know, right?, Sunday, 25 March 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/bf/200px-GordonBarenakedLadies.jpg http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/bf/200px-GordonBarenakedLadies.jpg http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/bf/200px-GordonBarenakedLadies.jpg http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/bf/200px-GordonBarenakedLadies.jpg
So then, that takes care of 5 of the 20...

― DougD, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thepunisher.com/past_news/february_2004/robert_smith.jpg

― Tuomas, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

He might still look good if he'd realize being middle-aged and chubby and being a goth is an impossible equation.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever known a goth who wasn't chubby. (Although none of them were middle-aged.)

― The Reverend, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

RS was skinny and handsome until about 1985. That was right about the time he stopped doing a lot of drugs. He is a fatty because he drinks A LOT.

― Display Name, Sunday, 25 March 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

the it's funny cuz it's punny thing cracked me up, btw. i meant to like say that at the time, but it doesn't look like i did.

― Surmounter, Sunday, 25 March 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

AW - I'll always love RS even if he is a chubby, middle aged goth. Display Name is right - young RS was incredibly hot.

― ENBB, Monday, 26 March 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://celebrity.lovetoknow.com/images/thumb/4/46/175px-Boygeorge4.jpg

― Drooone, Monday, 26 March 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.arhythmius.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/yyybig.jpg.w300h361.jpg

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/8/0/4/1/651408_356x237.jpg

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/images/celebritology/eddie_van_halen1.jpg

Shame, really. I thought Eddie was sexy as hell in the '80s.

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

[image]http://www.thebeakretreat.com/images/photosteventylerhobbit.jpg[/image)

It still puzzles me how someone looking like this managed to give birth to such a beautiful daughter.

― Geir Hongro, Monday, 26 March 2007 09:10 (eighteen years ago)

Corrected:
http://www.thebeakretreat.com/images/photosteventylerhobbit.jpg

― Geir Hongro, Monday, 26 March 2007 09:10 (eighteen years ago)

I assume you're referring to the parakeet because there's no way you could be talking about Steven Tyler

― Tom D., Monday, 26 March 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)

OMG Liv Tyler is half-parakeet??!

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

Ted Nugent
Colin Moulding
Hazel O'Connor
Aaron Neville

― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

I think we need some Kansas (in the 70s) pictures here

― Joe, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

or some Lordi (in the 00s) pictures.

― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

John Popper

― craven, Thursday, 29 March 2007 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

And John Mayer. And probably another John to be named later.

― craven, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

why on earth wouldn't shane and mark e. just get their friggin' teeth removed? they could get fake ones. or solid gold fangs or something. what the hell?

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

The O'Kaysions, of "(I'm a) Girl Watcher" fame:
http://www.vinyl107.se/wpc/Artist/images/752.GIF

― Joseph McCombs, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41394000/jpg/_41394310_glitter_pa203.jpg

― Geir Hongro, Friday, 30 March 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

We may have a contender here:

http://www.cream2005.com/images/gingerbaker_main_432x517.jpg

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 30 March 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

Jim Morrison obv

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

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