Besides getting the guitar and learning to play it
I was thinking more of favorite stage escapades we should stage. We have a limited budget so im afraid breaking the guitar up......just wont happen unless im planning to buy a new one soon or something.
― wesley useche, Friday, 23 March 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)
DO NOT SMASH THE GUITAR
you will be forever seen as a Win Butler rip-off.
Instead, try climbing up a Marshall stack and dive-bombing off the top during the drum solo!
― unfished business, Friday, 23 March 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)
My advice to you is that you will suck. You will suck no matter what, and if you practice really hard you will suck in an especially wanky way. But if you decide you want to stick to it anyway, your fourth or fifth band might be good.
― Hurting 2, Friday, 23 March 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
So you wanna be a rock'n'roll star?
Well liten now to what I say
get yourself an electric guitar
and take some time and learn how to play
and when hair's combed right
and your pants are tight
it's gonna be all right
with time you go downtown
to the agent man he won't let you down
sell your soul to the company
they're all waiting there
to sell plastic wares
and in a week or two if you make the charts
the girls will tear you apart
what you pay for these riches and fame
well it's all a vicious game
you're a little insane
what you get is the public acclaim
don't forget who you are
you're a rock & roll star
na na na na na . . .
hey you. come here. get up.
ah, this is the era where everybody creates.
recognize my face?
they call me broken glass.
that's because of the sound [ ]
[ ]
what you pay for all these riches and fame
well it's all a vicious game
you're a little insane.
well you're a little insane
oh a little insane
'cause the thing that you gain
is the public acclaim
don't forget who you are
don't forget who you are
don't forget who you are
you're a rock & roll star
― Geir Hongro, Friday, 23 March 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)
Drugs. Snort all the pharmaceutical state-approved drugs you can.
Smash a cowbell. Trust me, the guitar smashing is so passe. A cowbell has more resistence. If you couldn't smash it now, you can use it in the next performance.
Groupies. Use inflatable dolls. Cheap and easy.
― nathalie, Friday, 23 March 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)