MORE LIKE TWEE-NY, AMIRITE?

green tea with ginseng
so what are antioxidants...? are they tiny robots that march through your body eating bugs? no. well, they sort of are. but not literally. antioxidants are organic compounds (this is us trying to sound smart) that protect the body from the ravages of oxygen. and here we were thinking that oxygen was our friend. turns out we were wrong. some oxygen is good (like, for breathing). and some oxygen is bad (like, for hurting your cells). so our antioxidants will only battle the bad oxygen in your system. tea is naturally high in antioxidants by the way. and other good things, like polyphenols. and you're right, we have no idea what "polyphenols" are but we read somewhere that they're good for you and that tea has them. (and yes, we're happy and ignorant)

energy tea
for some reason you're feeling slow. and sometimes feeling slow is nice. but right now feeling slow isn't nice. you need some speed. pep. vim and vigor. energy. you need to get a head full of steam and eat nails and run around the block and wow people with your ping-pong skills and build a dog house out of titanium and dance until your shoes fall apart into nought but rage and shoe-laces. you need us. and we need you. but right now you need us and what we're peddling. we're peddling speedy energy in a bottle. and you don't have to feel guilty about putting it into your body. this drink is 100% natural and not too sweet. all the energy, and none of the guilt. so go out and eat a canoe and write the next great american novel and run a marathon blindfolded and juggle buses. isn't caffeine great?

white tea with pomegranate
ok, I'm trying to write some clever label copy for our white tea with pomegranate cooler, but I am distracted because my cat is trying to disembowel a pen, and my dog is giving me baleful looks from the couch as if to say, 'why do you love your laptop-pet more than you love me?' so, quickly, we wanted a super-healthy anti-oxidant cooler to serve at teany so we put pomegranate and blueberry and white tea and pear juice together and we came up with this drink which we loved and which we drink everyday and which we (being ostensibly altruistic) want to share with you here in this bottle. now I have to go and perform triage on a mutilated pen and shower a pug with love and affection. thanks.