ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT MICHAEL JACKSON

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http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594 wtf is this shit??

― Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

this... this can't be true.

If it is I would like to see a fight between the MJ robot and the still-at-large PKD android

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

this is.
the greatest thing.
of all time.

― Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

this is easily the greatest thing ever.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

quote from the friend who told me: "[this is] the single best thing ever"

― Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

― latebloomer, Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

i have a strange feeling he has plans to take over the world.

― funny farm, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

He's a fucking genius!

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

If our way of life one day comes to an end due to war, resource depletion, global warming, I hope I'll at least be able to say "I saw the fifty-foot Michael Jackson robot shoot lasers into the desert night" as I roast cockroaches over a post-apocalyptic campfire.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

― chaki, Thursday, 29 March 2007 07:19 (eighteen years ago)

I guess that answers the question of how Michael Jackson plans on making the world forget about his molestation case...

― el juan, Thursday, 29 March 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you for this piece of important peado-based news.

― the next grozart, Thursday, 29 March 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just worried about its affect on climate change.

― the next grozart, Thursday, 29 March 2007 10:53 (eighteen years ago)

Good lord!

― Rowlando, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

This is the best thing I've read in ages.

I mean, what kind of evil genius *wouldn't* errect a giant 50 foot eye-laser-shooting robot of themselves, if they could do such a thing?

Come on!

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

Michael Jackson's long, slow, and painful decline has provided very few moments of genuine amusement, and dare I say it - joy. This rules, and "Thriller" is still one of the best albums ever!

― j-rock, Thursday, 29 March 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

Wow.

― emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

he *turned into a car* in MOONWALKER isn't this a step backwards?

― pisces, Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

WILL IT MOLEST A THIRTY FOOT BOY ROBOT?[OBVIOUSJOKE]

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

Reminds me of that old "South Park" episode in which the giant robotic Barbra Streisand and Robert Smith do battle.

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

Whatever he does for a comeback - just watch him put asses in the seats.

― christoff, Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/a9/250px-Futurama_ep49.jpg
REMEMBER ME FWWWWWWWW
REMEMBER ME FWWWWWWWW

― nickalicious, Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

ilx has again been validated

― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

Michael Jackson makes me mad

He makes me mad

― Mark Rich@rdson, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

I've been trying really hard to think of a way to work the robot into this thread but I don't think I can match the quality of previous "scenes".

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

michael jackson hospitalized: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,262526,00.html

― elan, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

That 50 foot replica of himself he floated down the Thames a few years ago was merely a dry run.
Celine Dion needs a rival robot to do battle in the desert sands. I imagine them still battling away in 10,000 years time.

― Matt #2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

please, please God: let this happen.

How much is this gonna cost to build, though? 200 mil?

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

pneumonia's just a cover story for operation to transplant his brain into the robot

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

april fools comes earlier and earlier every year

― 6335, Thursday, 29 March 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

It would be especially cool if the robot literally roams the desert - like there's no show at all and it just wanders like a 50-foot laser-firing Cain.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

srsly hurting otm

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Even better if it was roaming the desert in Yemen or Bahrain.

― m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/002028.html

― m0stlyClean, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

It would be especially cool if the robot literally roams the desert - like there's no show at all and it just wanders like a 50-foot laser-firing Cain.

-- Hurting 2, Thursday, March 29, 2007 9:38 PM (1 week ago)

otfm

― latebloomer, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

Why did this never happen?

― Chanté Ackerman (Stevie D), Sunday, 22 August 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

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