ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT MICHAEL JACKSON

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http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594 wtf is this shit??

Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

this... this can't be true.

If it is I would like to see a fight between the MJ robot and the still-at-large PKD android

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

this is.
the greatest thing.
of all time.

Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

this is easily the greatest thing ever.

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

quote from the friend who told me: "[this is] the single best thing ever"

Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

latebloomer, Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

i have a strange feeling he has plans to take over the world.

funny farm, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

He's a fucking genius!

Hurting 2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

If our way of life one day comes to an end due to war, resource depletion, global warming, I hope I'll at least be able to say "I saw the fifty-foot Michael Jackson robot shoot lasers into the desert night" as I roast cockroaches over a post-apocalyptic campfire.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

UH

chaki, Thursday, 29 March 2007 07:19 (eighteen years ago)

I guess that answers the question of how Michael Jackson plans on making the world forget about his molestation case...

el juan, Thursday, 29 March 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you for this piece of important peado-based news.

the next grozart, Thursday, 29 March 2007 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just worried about its affect on climate change.

the next grozart, Thursday, 29 March 2007 10:53 (eighteen years ago)

Good lord!

Rowlando, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

This is the best thing I've read in ages.

I mean, what kind of evil genius *wouldn't* errect a giant 50 foot eye-laser-shooting robot of themselves, if they could do such a thing?

Come on!

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 29 March 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

Michael Jackson's long, slow, and painful decline has provided very few moments of genuine amusement, and dare I say it - joy. This rules, and "Thriller" is still one of the best albums ever!

j-rock, Thursday, 29 March 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

Wow.

emil.y, Thursday, 29 March 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

he *turned into a car* in MOONWALKER isn't this a step backwards?

pisces, Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

WILL IT MOLEST A THIRTY FOOT BOY ROBOT?[OBVIOUSJOKE]

Hurting 2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

Reminds me of that old "South Park" episode in which the giant robotic Barbra Streisand and Robert Smith do battle.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

Whatever he does for a comeback - just watch him put asses in the seats.

christoff, Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/a9/250px-Futurama_ep49.jpg
REMEMBER ME FWWWWWWWW
REMEMBER ME FWWWWWWWW

nickalicious, Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

ilx has again been validated

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

Michael Jackson makes me mad

He makes me mad

Mark Rich@rdson, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

I've been trying really hard to think of a way to work the robot into this thread but I don't think I can match the quality of previous "scenes".

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

michael jackson hospitalized: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,262526,00.html

elan, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

That 50 foot replica of himself he floated down the Thames a few years ago was merely a dry run.
Celine Dion needs a rival robot to do battle in the desert sands. I imagine them still battling away in 10,000 years time.

Matt #2, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

please, please God: let this happen.

How much is this gonna cost to build, though? 200 mil?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

pneumonia's just a cover story for operation to transplant his brain into the robot

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

april fools comes earlier and earlier every year

6335, Thursday, 29 March 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

It would be especially cool if the robot literally roams the desert - like there's no show at all and it just wanders like a 50-foot laser-firing Cain.

Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

srsly hurting otm

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Even better if it was roaming the desert in Yemen or Bahrain.

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/archives/002028.html

m0stlyClean, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

It would be especially cool if the robot literally roams the desert - like there's no show at all and it just wanders like a 50-foot laser-firing Cain.

-- Hurting 2, Thursday, March 29, 2007 9:38 PM (1 week ago)

otfm

latebloomer, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

Why did this never happen?

Chanté Ackerman (Stevie D), Sunday, 22 August 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)


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