LOLZ Stewart Copeland Pans Police Reunion

"the Mighty Sting", "the Mighty Police"

Andy is in Idaho

"The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported."The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported.

that is my favorite sentence ever.

jesus stewart copeland's website is bullshit

If Sting is the god of rock, then I'm the winner of the ILE poll for best British Prime Minister of the 20th Century.

awesome

Ah but it's all a good laff between the lads aw you guyyyyzzzz!!!!!!

it woulda been funnier if he offered to give all the concertgoers their money back

Fortunately, no fists flew backstage as they did back in the Police's heyday. The threesome fell into each other's arms laughing hysterically, Copeland said.

"Screw it, it's only music. What are you gonna do? But maybe it's time to get out of Vancouver.

FUCK.

what are they gonna do? They're gonna laugh all the way to the fucking bank is what they're gonna do DUH

It might actually assuage their angst to have sex with each other. Fuck knows the sexual tension's been brewing for 30 years.

I'd rather lose a limb than see this show.

People are taking this WAY too seriously. It's on Yahoo news as, er, "news," for Christ's sake. Dude's just being his cranky sarcastic self anyhow.

Someone please make with the appropriate cat macro here, I'm feeling short of breath.

I think I would have really enjoyed this show.

Sting is easily one of the most annoying people on the face of the planet. If anything, Copeland has been too generous.

Someone please make with the appropriate cat macro here, I'm feeling short of breath.

The only pansy cat I could find:

http://www.catfancygifts.com/productthumbs/whimsiclay/87417_PansyVotiveHolder.jpg

ON STAGE

STEELIN YUR MUNNEYZ

They were fuckin' fantastic in Seattle. I was surprised and very pleased. I think they are on a roll. In the next couple of weeks they are only going to get even better. I can't imagine what they are going to sound like by the end of the tour, if they don't get too tired. This was honestly the best concert I've been too in a couple of years.

Actually, there were a good number of tickets that went unsold for this, so even though I refused to pay more than the minimum price for mine, I lucked out when a lady came around with a whole stack of tickets and offered me and other people around me much better seats in exchange for the tickets we paid for. Ticketmaster can suck it! They misjudged the whole thing. Money was lost.

A friend made fun of me for going, citing "Fields of Barley". Jesus, people. Sting solo is not the Police. You insult Summers & Copeland and everything they did as a band when you use the excuse "Sting sucks". They were never one of my FAVE bands, but let's give credit where credit is due. They deserve it this year like never before.

Slowly but surely, they're putting a new spin on old songs. Don't Stand So Close To Me never sounded so sad and beautiful. Wrapped Around Your Finger was transcendent. There was another song too...very well known...that Sting changed the vocal line just slightly so it had a whole new meaning. I found that refreshing.

Slowly but surely, they're putting a new spin on old songs. Don't Stand So Close To Me never sounded so sad and beautiful.

I love that this could have been written 20 years ago.

Are they still rhyming "failure" with "jail you"?

Oh go suck a popsicle.