"Britney Spears asks fans for help with next album title"

My Vagina

When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He'll Win The Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters The Ring There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

Vagina Part II: The Wrath of My Vulva

"I'll Fuckin'... I'll Fuckin'... Sew Your Asshole Closed and Keep Feedin' You and Keep Feedin' You"

she'd better go with that Lindsay Lohan title or else

Spears suggests a number of titles, including "OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like", "What if the Joke is on You", "Down Boy", and "Dignity".

Preemptive sarcasm.

I kind of think "Dignity" would be a good title, actually.

Publicity Stunts Don't Pay My Bills

I'm actually anticipating this a lot more than I thought I would.

"Shaved"

first single: "The Razor's Edge"

"What if the Joke is on You"

brilliant title!

srsly

1st title rules, obv

i can't find the ILE thread i just started on this...

i totally feel like she's gonna come out with ridiculously great album... maybe?

Me too

"Britney Spears asks fans for help with next album's songs, recordings, getting out of bed in the morning... "

New Britney Spears Album Thread 2007

right? just the look on her face recently, like watch it muthas, just wait

she should do the peter gabriel thing, sort of, and call this album -- and all subsequent albums -- "...baby one more time."

55% chance awesome Britney comes into her own new lease on life album
45% chance "I'm gonna do things my way and be really creative" trainwreck

mm hmm

she's been wearing all these jazzy numbers to dance in lately...

like what is this?

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/15/britney-total-butt-head/#comments

What the hell? I was about to suggest - apropos of absolutely nothing - "Close Cover Before Striking". But first I google just for the hell of it, and discover that Luna already has an album with that title - and I've never even heard of Luna, hardly.

right? just the look on her face recently, like watch it muthas, just wait

uh it's the exact same expression she's always had innit

also lol @ that celebrity gossip column

fyi dignity is the title of the new hilary duff album (the same hilary duff who has ongoing beef w/ brit's currently-in-rehab partner in crime lindsay lohan, who is dissed on the duff album)

How does that diss go down lex?

"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Shave Their Pubes"

She will do a bunch of "but seriously, folks" empowerment ballads and everyone will hate it, except that it will still move copies to earnest pre-teens and teens, since the great structural trick of this stuff is to arrest its stars forever in the mindsets of 14-year-olds and then let them actually play out the "14-year-old versus the world" drama that children look forward to, not realizing that they will actually mature and change before facing the world on these levels.

Britney should go country. She could totally seize the Miranda Lambert market in a heartbeat.

Hilary Duff Dignity Lyrics

You got the hottest shoes (you got it)
You got those Jimmy Choos (you got it)
You never get the blues
It's always all about you (you've got it, you've got it)
Wake up late no time to waste
Better check that phone
There's a club too close

CHORUS
Where's your, where's your, where's your dignity?
I think you lost it in the Hollywood Hills
Where's your, where's your, where's your dignity?
Can't buy respect, but you can pick up that bill
Pick it up, pick it up,
It's all you got, it's all you got,
Pick it up, pick it up
'Cause money makes your world go round, money makes your world go round

Always with Mr. Right (right now)
But then you have a fight (and he's out)
Run into your friend's ex
He's happy to be your next (she won't mind, she won't mind)
Tomorrow's papers comin' out
So kiss him fast, watch the cameras flash

Where's your, where's your, where's your dignity?
I think you lost it in the Hollywood Hills

Where's your, where's your, where's your dignity?
Can't buy respect, but you can pick up the bill
Pick it up, pick it up,
It's all you got, it's all you got,
Pick it up, pick it up
'Cause money makes your world go round, money makes your world go round

You'd show up to the opening of an envelope
Why does everybody care about where you go
It's not news when you got a new bag
It's not news when somebody slaps you
It's not news when you're lookin' your best
Come on Come on Come on give it a rest!

pick it up, pick it up,
It's all you got, it's all you got,
Pick it up, pick it up
Cause money makes your world go round
(where's your, where's your, where's your dignity)
Money makes your world go round..
(where's your, where's your, where's your dignity)
Money makes your world go round..
(where's your, where's your, where's your dignity)
Money makes your world go round..
(where's your, where's your, where's your dignity)
Money makes your world go round..

wow what a bitch

nah, Nabisco, there'll be a shit ballad, but it will be after 2 shitty dance pop songs (one produced by Timbaland) with desperate "look, I'm sexy again!" videos.

Ne-Yo ballads for sure.

haha that duff song is awesome, like positively 4th st. for retards

nabisco, alex otm

MH = GENIUS

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if that song makes hilary duff a bitch, then bob dylan is satan and miranda lambert is medusa.

"dignity" is a damn good song.

Since she copied Ozzy in flipping out and shaving her head, I suggest CRAZY TRAIN in big bold letters with the word "wreck" cursively handwritten in pink at a tasteful angle over the top.

Once again, "I Am The Anti-Christ"

"dignity" is a damn good song.

yeah it really is! the lyrics are...funny. but it is really, really fucking catchy.

i haven't heard it, it's just funny reading them.

haha that duff song is awesome, like positively 4th st. for retards

nah i think paris h's 'jealousy' is much closer in tone:

Jealousy Lyrics
Artist(Band):Paris Hilton
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I thought you were my best friend
I felt we'd be together 'til the end
You're not the girl I once knew
Tell me where she is 'cause she's not you

You used to be that shoulder
That shoulder I could lean on through it all
But now it's getting colder
There's no love between these walls

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you're full of envy

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

I was always happy
When I was watchin' you become a star
But you were only happy
When the world was openin' up my scars

And now I'm like the devil
Well if I am then what does that make you
You sold yourself for your fame
You'd still never walk a day in my shoes

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you're full of envy

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

(Speaking)
I only wanted what was best for you
Everything I did, I did becaused I cared
So how did all the good between us turn so bad?
Maybe someday we'll get back what we had

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you're full of envy

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It's such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you're full of envy

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Now that Paris is through playing dumb and has found religion, I can't wait to hear her next album. I'm expecting something along the lines of Cat Stevens' Buddha and the Chocolate Box.

"next album" lol.

Don't hold your breath.

Alex in Baltimore OTM, wow.

Or how about "Wasted Opportunity" ?

Deborah Gibson