"Authentic" is meaningless. Yngwie Malmsteen can type faster than anybody else in the world, and that's good for something, anyway.
But why aren't we a) swapping crazy Courtney stories, instead of b) talking about somebody's silly idea of merit? "a" is way more fun than "b"!
Here's one!
COURTNEY LOVE FLIES OUT OF CONTROL
Rock widow blacks out on plane & is taken away in a wheelchair
Unruly Courtney Love passed out during a flight to Dallas, Texas, and was so out of it when her jet landed she needed a wheelchair to get off the plane!
The widow Cobain was returning to Austin after spending a weekend in March at the South by Southwest Music Conference, where she'd already attracted notice for her bizarre behavior.
"Courtney partied out of control," a source told The ENQUIRER exclusively.
Courtney was in Texas to give a speech at the conference and was put up at the luxurious Four Seasons Hotel. But despite the celebrity treatment, things got off to a bad start and then got worse.
"When Courtney arrived in town there was an inflammatory story about her in the local press and it totally enraged her," the source said. "She threatened to cancel her lecture. Conference organizers had to rush flowers to her suite to soothe her."
That night the star drowned her sorrows in a wild night on the town.
"Courtney and friends went to a club called the Hole in the Wall and drank tequila," the source said. "Then in the wee hours of the morning she locked herself into the men's toilet and wouldn't come out! For nearly 20 minutes guys were pounding on the door but she wouldn't unlock it!"
Love survived the rest room escapade and showed up for her March 16 speech on schedule. But she complained loudly of a hangover and asked for the decongestant Sudafed, and her mind didn't seem to be on her speech.
One press report called her lecture on the artists' rights movement "rambling, unfocused and self-obsessed." Another concluded her "cause got buried under the weight of so much gibberish that all her talk offered was the experience of seeing a celebrity unravel."
When it was over, the rattled rock star left with her boyfriend Jim Barber, a former record executive, to catch American Airlines Flight 515 from Austin to Dallas. On the trip home Love created a scene, according to fellow airline passenger Bob Andrews.
"There was a commotion in the first class section," Andrews told The ENQUIRER. "Courtney, wearing jeans and running shoes, was sprawled out unconscious."
When the plane landed, Love was carted off in a wheelchair.
"Her boyfriend was trying his best to keep her from sliding out of the wheelchair," Andrews said. "She was flopping around like a rag doll. Her eyes were closed and she was out. He had to get the flight attendants to help him keep her in the chair while pushing her up the ramp. I literally had to step over them to get past.
"I felt bad for the guy and I felt embarrassed for her."
A spokesman for Courtney Love confirmed that the rock star had to use a wheelchair to exit the plane, but blamed the star's condition on food poisoning.
"Courtney says this had nothing to do with partying," Courtney's publicist Jill Fritzo told The ENQUIRER. "She was very sick." -TOM DiNARDO
― J, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Judd Nelson, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Amen.
― Sean, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Jerry, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
It was rather funny, though - as David could attest, I'm sure.
― Jerry, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Judd Nelson, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Jerry, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Judd Nelson, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― dave q, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
"Courtney Love:'Wax my anus!' The most extraordinary photo shoot yet from Ms Love."
It really has to be seen to be believed. She's a slow motion train wreck.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 1 February 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― piscesboy, Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)
Her hits-from-two-CDs + soundtrack song greatest hits album would be at least as good as the Gin Blossoms'.
Gin Blossoms=What if the Replacements did what the record label said
Hole=What if Nirvana did what the record label said
and if band=what if (legendary band) did what the record label said, Anthony will buy the greatest hits album.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 February 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)
http://www.popeater.com/music/article/courtney-loves-tenuous-ties-to-judaism/309377
― shook pwns (omar little), Friday, 16 January 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)
Smoothsnatchman
03:41 PMJan 16 2009
I new she was jewish the nose gave it away .And how she killed her husband for his money !
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― Sug's jest bang (velko), Friday, 16 January 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)
classy
― There was even a brief period when I preferred Sally Forth. (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)
it's like when seinfeld's dentist converted to judaism for the jokes
― shook pwns (omar little), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)
where is RIP thread
― Courtney Love's Jew Loan Officer (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/CourtneyLover79
@lanehartwell not only that no i dont "cpntrol"kurts estate thanks to 53 orged powers of attorney and Frances Bean is Penniless.
@swineshead i am aawre it is vulhar to discuss ones income unelss the situation makes madeof look warm and fuzzy, and lawyerbankers raping
― CEO OF MY LYFE (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)
yeesh... "btw we get NO money for this, travesty, Frances gets NO money for the rape."
32 minutes ago from web
― Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 10 September 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)
I wonder if there's a METHod to her madness
― iago g., Thursday, 10 September 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20090910/us-games-guitar-hero-5/
stand back everybody, gonna get ugly(ier?)
― iago g., Friday, 11 September 2009 02:03 (sixteen years ago)
CL has lost custody of Francis Bean to her mother and sister and has been hospitalized for a "private matter". #tmz
― quiet and secretively we will always be together (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 08:17 (fifteen years ago)
she's posting on her facebook account, so it can't be that bad.
― The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 09:37 (fifteen years ago)
FB is 17, tho (!), so she & her moms should be within an arms reach within the near future, so long as Courtney irons out her latest crisis somewhat convincingly (despite her *eccentricities,* she does seem remarkably resilient).
― $hatner's Bassoon (Pillbox), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
Seventeen!!!
― US EEL (u s steel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not sure, but I think when you have your titty sucked by an unsigned rapper outside a Wendys, it's a wrap on sanity.
― ABSOLUTELY NO SCRUBS WHATSOEVER, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
also: Seventeen!!!
― ABSOLUTELY NO SCRUBS WHATSOEVER, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
wonder how everett true is dealing with all this.
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 13:02 (fifteen years ago)
let us pray the legend's fragile psyche is stern enough to weather this storm.
― ABSOLUTELY NO SCRUBS WHATSOEVER, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 13:06 (fifteen years ago)
this is at least the second time she's lost custody, right?
probably all the judge did was read her twitter feed. that would've been enough.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 13:52 (fifteen years ago)
in courtney's favour is that she's had custody for most of frances bean's life, and frances appears to have grown into a normal, functional 17-year-old
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago)
who holds suicide-themed birthday parties
― Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
Sounds normal to me tbh
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
My friend's eighteenth birthday party theme was "Logan Dies" – after he blew out the birthday cake candles, his parents came in dressed like reapers & dragged him out of the room. He was a goofy guy. He now manages a PetsMart.
― secret nazirite lion corpse honey (Abbott), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
"Smoothsnatchman"
"unsigned rapper"
― LAMBDA LAMBDA LANDA (Beatrix Kiddo), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
>>when you have your titty sucked by an unsigned rapper outside a Wendys it's a wrap on sanity.
Having it sucked by a signed rapper inside a P.F. Chang's is within social norms, however.
― mottdeterre, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/07/fashion/07LOVE.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all
― no place running the schools (Eazy), Monday, 8 November 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago)
sexism, it's everywhere
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)
Huh? What now?
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)