http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6287226.stm
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:33 (nineteen years ago)
Elvis Costello - "Let Him Dangle"
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:34 (nineteen years ago)
gulliest muslim ever.
― Jordan Sargent, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:38 (nineteen years ago)
Jack Straw will be livid.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:39 (nineteen years ago)
Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", like on everyone else's i-pod.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:39 (nineteen years ago)
i love that woman
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)
lol fair trial
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:43 (nineteen years ago)
then you're a fucking idiot (xpost)
Bill Fay - "Hypocrite"
― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:44 (nineteen years ago)
never let go of your inner kid-on-the-bus marcello
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)
Oxide and Neutrino - "Don't Give a Damn"
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:46 (nineteen years ago)
Not until I'd strangled them thoroughly anyway and got off with justifiable homicide (xpost).
― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:46 (nineteen years ago)
The Kinks - "Sunni Afternoon"
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:47 (nineteen years ago)
which you would have b/c the jury would have been listening to their mp3 players instead of the evidence!
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:47 (nineteen years ago)
Juries are overrated. Trials should be heard by a specially selected panel of experts in the manner of The X-Factor.
Eno - "Baby's On Fire"
― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:49 (nineteen years ago)
'predictable contrarianism' by the lol way to undermine the jury system just as the government is trying to limit its.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:50 (nineteen years ago)
Partisans "I Don't Give A Fuck"
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:50 (nineteen years ago)
Anal Cunt - Being Ignorant Is Awesome
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:50 (nineteen years ago)
2Pac - "Only God Can Judge Me"
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:52 (nineteen years ago)
They could always go for the "verdict by lottery" option.
― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 12:15 (nineteen years ago)
Dream Syndicate - "Tell Me When Its Over"
― bakerstreetsaxsolo, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 12:21 (nineteen years ago)
Homer: I know you can read my thoughts, boy. (sings the "Meow Mix" cat food theme song) Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 12:50 (nineteen years ago)
"I'm sorry, I thought you said 'blurder'"
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 12:59 (nineteen years ago)
"Trials should be heard by a specially selected panel of experts in the manner of The X-Factor."
Better still we could televise highlights of every trial; carefully edited so as to ensure fairness and objectivity at all times and remove any possibility of undue bias create the highest possible amount of sensationalism, thereby keeping as many people as possible interested and watching / voting; and then let the public vote by phone or text.
We could get Anne Robinson to pass sentence and Davina McCall to interview the guilty before they're sent down - and by using premium-rate 'phone lines, we could simultaneously help to raise money to pay for all of those extra prisons we'll be needing.
― Stewart Osborne, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 13:22 (nineteen years ago)
Davina: "Hang around...for tonight's LIVE HANGING!"
― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 13:42 (nineteen years ago)
"If found guilty, she faces an unlimited fine and indefinite imprisonment." er wow
― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)
ok yeah that's a little excessive
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)
Have you ever seen how much barristers charge? If she's wasted a couple senior barristers' time for 2-3 days then the cost of that alone could easily run into tens of thousands!
― Stewart Osborne, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)
Blood Brothers - "My First Kiss at the Public Execution"
― o. nate, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)
Clash - "I Fought the Law"
― o. nate, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)