Let us Svengali our own lol indie band

They're going to be called The Scene, and their debut EP will be called "Down with the Scene"

They will sing songs about Polish lapdancers who are handy in a fight, and about their old history teacher who was later arrested on charges of child molestation.

Being as the North seems on its way out, and the Midlands are here today gone tomorrow, I suggest they come from Anglia. Peterborough seems a good suggestion.

hats or bandanas?

I'm thinking more Burtons than Top Shop.

They should play good old-fashioned rock and roll. They should play it for themselves, and if other people like it that will be a bonus.

didn't owasis kill that cliche in about 1994?

if only

everybody wants to rule the world these days

They'll cover Tears for Fears live.

And maybe, I dunno, "Fix Up Look Sharp"? But they'll do it like The Vines did "Ms Jackson", and miss out the verses.

They'll play at the "Free Dom Passantino" concert in Northampton.

Ironic Jihadist slogans.

I think a secular Muslim on bass might be good.

no, the tide is turning against non-white music. 'the horst wessell song' is more their thing.

The lead singer will be the cousin of a 3AM Girl

Justice remix.

they'll give their debut album away with Artrocker.

5/5 in The Guide, Aria Hythe-Wyatting declaring it "true gutter punk vocab dressed up in the swishest of suits"

No net presence: Myspace backlash.

Their debut album will be called...

Ban L0u1s J@gger

Scenes of An Adult Nature

ha ha you can't type L0u1s J@gger without it turning into haxxor speak!

Can we get Ian Brown in to "produce"?

Also Bruce Foxton.

Nice.

Petridis ain't fooled by all this fancy dan talk, 3/5 in a review that, for the first 400 words, is just copy-and-pasted from the Peterborough entry in that "Crap Towns" book.

Second album "Songs About Touring" will wistfully namecheck various locations in Peterborough

The drummer is actually a former member of Raging Speedhorn

The album's called Scenius, innit.

Third album to deal with fallout from widely misinterpreted D- concept review of previous album on Stylus, have a bit of piano

Video for 3rd single features John McCririck. It's an homage to The Sweeney.

"A lot of people talk about cracking the States like it's a big deal, but we're not bothered really."

The band formed in a rough Peterborough boozer after singer Simon Pendleton-Frith-Pendleton (23) and bassist Olly Winston-Diplomat (23) both mistakenly believed original drummer drummer Reg Preston (23) to have expressed support for the Iraq war, and simultaneously glassed him

Cover of debut album to be arty black and white photo of Don Hutchinson. If Hutchinson not available, use Mark Bosnich.

release third single that may or may not allude to "whoring". said "whoring" may or may not be on "crack". song is called "saturday night". it has a video that is like "kes" but with "whoring".

Goswhork.

"saturday night" is deemed so controversial it only makes the radio 1 b-list. the nme report this as a "ban" in the week The Scene hit the cover witht he headline "Banning! Fighting! Gigging? 48 Hours With The Most Dangerous Band In Britian!"

The Scene fail to make the main stage at Glastonbury. Drummer hangs himself.

Band appear on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross alongside tonight's guests Snoop Dogg, Boris Johnson, and James Nesbitt. Ross jovially points out the lead singer's resemblance to one of the Tomorrow People.

Beef with The Horrors

"That Cameron talks a lot of sense, people are sick and tired of all this New Labour rubbish"

Songs turn out to be ghostwritten by bloke from The Family Cat.

Drummer's Dad was in Cud.

Ricky Hatton enters ring to "Saturday Night" in his highly anticipated early-2008 fight against Floyd Mayweather Jr, gets knocked out in three rounds.

hold on, has everyone forgotten The Meatls?

The Meatls Message Board

Indie's progressed since then son. The Meatls were Young Heart Attack, The Scene are the new The Enemy

David Byrne posts handwritten letter offering to produce their next album, band turn it down as they've never heard of him

The Lex is their new manager, xpost.

Is it true about the L0u1s J@gger thing?

Awesome.

Ban L0u1s J@gger

Louis

Jagger

L0u1s J@gger

blimey!

louisjagger.ytmnd.com

http://www.xsltblog.com/archives/The-Simpsons-Mr-Burns-Excel.jpg

Louis Jagger

Ha!

Louis <s></s>Jagger

Louis Jagger