In reference to: Top 529 eternal questions in popular music.
1. How many roads must a man walk down?
I don't know, probably like eight.
2. What if God was one of us?
He would have more MySpace friends than anyone I know.
3. Who let the dogs out?
Punk kids.
4. why do[es] the stars go on shining?
In order for nuclear fusion to take place, there must be tremendous amounts of pressure and heat. This pressure crushes together elements to create more massive elements and energy. Stars begin fusing hydrogen first because it is the least dense and the easiest to fuse. Four hydrogen nuclei fuse together to form one nucleus of helium. By-products of this is the production of two positrons, two neutrinos, and the release of energy. Stars that are going through this hydrogen burning process are known to be on the main sequence. --some science website
5. why do[es] the sea rush to shore?
As waters approach the shoreline, the depth of the water rapidly decreases from hundreds of metres deep to only a few. to compensate for the 'shrinkage' of volume in which the water can reside in.. the water will form into waves (as it breaks on the sandbank where it is shallow water and hence rises) and also will rush on to the shore faster to allow flow to continue. --answers.com
6. Will you still need me when i'm 64?
That's why I'm working out now.
7. Why do fools fall in love?
Long answer: Biological models of sex tend to view love as a mammalian drive, much like hunger or thirst. Helen Fisher, a leading expert in the topic of love, divides the experience of love into three partly-overlapping stages: lust, attraction, and attachment. Lust exposes people to others, romantic attraction encourages people to focus their energy on mating, and attachment involves tolerating the spouse long enough to rear a child into infancy. Lust is the initial passionate sexual desire that promotes mating, and involves the increased release of chemicals such as testosterone and estrogen. --wikipedia
Short answer: They're fools
They're fools.
8. Why do birds sing so gay?
Scientists hypothesize that bird song has evolved through sexual selection and experiments suggest that the quality of bird song may be a good indicator of fitness.[6] Experiments also suggest that parasites and diseases may directly affect song characteristics such as song rate and thereby act as reliable indicators of health.[7][8] The song repertoire also appears to indicate fitness in some species.[9] The ability of male birds to hold and advertise territories using song also demonstrates their fitness. --wikipedia
9. Why does Kanye say "We Want Hen Fap" in 'Gold Digger'?
He doesn't.
Note: It doesn't even sound close enough to that to be a joke.
10. The turkish song of the Dammned
Because.
11. Was there really someone killed on the background of "Love Rollercoaster"?
No.
http://www.snopes.com/music/hidden/roller.asp
12. When will I will I be famous?
For fifteen minutes in 2009. Probably YouTube related.
13. What you gonna do when you get out of jail?
Fun.
14. Who stole the soul?
Mark Ronson
15. Who rocks the party that rocks the body?
Undetermined.
16. What is love?
A battlefield.
17. Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?
See 16.
18. What Do You Want From Life?
Good Zwinky.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 16 August 2007 07:27 (eighteen years ago)
More to come
Great!
― Tuomas, Thursday, 16 August 2007 08:02 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe at last I'm going to find out: is she really going out with him, or not?
I'm also eagerly anticipating finally finding out for sure who it was who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, the ram in the rama lama ding dong, the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, and indeed the dip in the dip da dip da dip.
― Stewart Osborne, Thursday, 16 August 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)
19. Why does it always rain on me?
Because you live in Scotland, you idiot!
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 16 August 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)
20. How will I know if he really loves me?
You could always ask him. Or spy on him, if you don't trust what he says...
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 16 August 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)
Well, apparently she is. Or she wouldn't walk with gorillas down the stree, would she?
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 16 August 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
Go Whiney, it's ya birthday!
― The Reverend, Thursday, 16 August 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
19. What Am I Doing Hangin' Round?
Waiting for an engraved invitation or something, it looks like.
20. Where's Captain Kirk?
In all of us. Especially the heavier ones of us.
21. How Soon is Now?
Appx. now.
22. Who Are the Brain Police?
Regular police + republican majority in congress and/or supreme court
23. Who Killed Bambi?
SARS
24. What Time Is Love?
10pm, (9pm Central)
25. How much is that doggy in the window?
Like $800 or some stupid shit even though my sister's ex-boyfriend had a dog that looked just like that and he got it from the pound or something. He was kind of fucked up though, the dog not the ex-boyfriend. He was just a dick. But the dog would piss on the carpet every day at like 9pm sharp, like Old Faithful or something, so dude would have to take him out at 8:59, but he'd usually be so baked that he would wait until the very very last minute, so the dumb fucking thing would just piss on the porch. Their whole porch smelled like piss no matter how many times they washed it. I wouldn't even go over there to play Xbox after a while.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 20 August 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
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26. what am i doing here? (rollins)
Chilling like a motherfucker.
27. who am i? where am i ? why do i feel this way? (jesus jones i think)
The answer to all three questions is actually "Jesus Jones"
28. Where do we go now?
Checkers parking lot.
29. Where do we go from here? Which is the way that is clear?
I dunno, man. It's getting late.
30. Whatr's Going On?
Not to be totally pedantic about it, but there's actually no question mark in What's Going On.
http://www.audiobasics.com/acatalog/Product_MarvinGaye_WhatsGoingOn.jpg
Same with the Husker Du song.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 20 August 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)
Huh, yeah. "Talk to me, so you can see what's going on." Oh well.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)
I guess you could be charitable and assume it's the 4 Non Blondes lyric though: "And I scream from the top of my lungs: What's going on?"
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
31.do you love me like i love you?
Exactly as much. No more.
32. Who do you love?
Ibid.
33. whats love got to do with it?
Some, if not all.
34. Where did you sleep last night?
Here. That's why I'm wearing the same clothes.
35. where is my mind?
In most animals, the brain is located in the head, protected by the skull and close to the primary sensory apparatus of vision, hearing, equilibrioception (balance), sense of acceleration, taste, and olfaction. (wikipedia)
36. How you keep sayin' no with yo panties so wet?
Didn't wanna end up in a song.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)
who the fuck is jethro tull?
― Edward III, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)