is somehow less pleasant or desireable an option than pleasuring Willie D or Scarface. I am an excellent lover who's always attentive to my partner's needs, and I'm told that I'm a good conversationalist. No one with whom I've been romantically involved has found my small stature off-putting, or something to be "gotten past"; all my former lovers speak fondly of me. Except for my wife, who shot me in the eye.
― Bushwick Bill (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)