Commercial jingle versions that always come to mind when you hear the original

"Ooh that golden
honey and graham cracker taste
of Golden Grahams!"

wait, what was the original?

here's one:

"She's got legs,
Sheer Energy legs"

wait, what was the original?

"So Happy Together"

Which also reminds me, wasn't there a Teddy Grahams commercial that used Elvis's "Teddy Bear"?

ha, o yeah, I remember that now (the Golden Grahams jingle)

"chocolate and grano-
la lose my self control
granola dip dip dipps
dip dip dip dip"

Let's do Outback tonight

From my childhood--

Chunky's back even thicker than before
Hey la hey la, Chunky's back!
With nuts and raisins and chocolate galore
Hey la hey la, Chunky's back
Oh, what a mouthful there to chew
Aaaand it even tastes much better too
Hey la, hey la, Chunky's back

I don't think this product exists anymore?

I've seen occasional Chunkies in random convenience stores.

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Sunkist is a taste sensation

low (xpost)

I Heard It Through the Grapevine. Don't think they changed the lyrics, but I've never heard this song without thinking of skankin' raisins.

It's a Wicke's houuuse!

In 2005, Kraft Foods used EMF's "Unbelievable" in their Kraft Crumbles advertisement campaign. The surviving members of EMF reconvened to re-record the tune. The original song's chorus, "It's unbelievable," was replaced with a more "crumble-centric" chorus, declaring "It's crumbelievable."

OH

pizza in the morning
pizza in the evening
pizza at suppertime

When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!

I've never heard the McGuire Sisters song though.

you must swif it

"Hey good lookin'
What you got cookin'
How's about cookin' something up with CHEESE?"

Also:

"Love me tender
Love me true
Feed me tender chunks"

"I can bring home the bacon (ENJOLI!)/fry it up in a pan (ENJOLI!)/and never ever let you forget you're a man...'cause I'm a woooo-man (ENJOLI!)"

Oreo BIG STUF! Who do you think you are?

riunite and it feels so good

andrew m wins the prize, lock this thread, as Hawk Harrelson would say - it is OVAH!

it's mac tonight...

Oreo Big Stuff OTM.

at the same time "they're crumble-lievable" was going on, there was a local (?) commercial going "you're unfinanceable." it was torture for a while there.

In 2005, Kraft Foods used EMF's "Unbelievable" in their Kraft Crumbles advertisement campaign. The surviving members of EMF reconvened to re-record the tune. The original song's chorus, "It's unbelievable," was replaced with a more "crumble-centric" chorus, declaring "It's crumbelievable."

-- The Good Dr. Bill, Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Wouldn't it be nice if the world were Cadbury?
You could surf inside a chocolate tube
Ride your board across the wave forever
Get wiped out and never get a bruise
And if a shark came up and tried to bite you
You could say 'I'm chocolate - I invite you'
Wouldn't it be nice?

Want to hear something godawful? WHIP IT came on that nifty RetroActive digital cable new wave radio thing and the only thing I could think of was Swiffer. I wanted to shoot something!

(to the tune of "The Israelites") "Oooo-ooooh Vitalite"

Justin's "I'm Lovin' It" is more or less unlistenable to me.

They call me Caramello.... Koala

"Hey good lookin'
What you got cookin'
How's about cookin' something up with CHEESE?"

Really? This sounds like the most awesome thing ever.

"I use .. blue minty gel
Mum and dad use it as well..
OH WHAT TIMES WE HAD!! BUT AT THE TIME IT SEEMED SO BAD...."

Oh god those Cadbury ads to "wouldn't it be nice" annoy the buggery out of me.

And we had a similar one to that "pizza in the morning/pizza in the evening" but it was:

Salada in the morning
Salada in the evening
Salada at suppertime
You can enjoy Salada
Just about any time!

raaargh *tears out internal ears*

this thread is funny/sad

on the road again
i can't wait to get on the road again...
when you're truckin with ford you're truckin with a friend,
and i can't wait to get on the road again!

GONNA BUY ME A FORD TRUCK AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD

come one, Pizza Hut, deliver me!

you put the lime in the Coke, you nut!

At the link it is easy...
can't remember any of the other lyrics

(Shed Seven - Speakeasy)

Ah, I can help:

"Speak Easyyyyyy
aaah AT the link it's easy"

"When I am king you will be first against the wall
Ronseal Quickdrying Woodstain wood stains them all"

bob seger wrote "like a rock" for the truck commercial right?!

and, jordan sargent, thanks so much for pointing my xpost out for me.

For Cadbury's Crunchie chocolate bar,

That's the way we crunch crunch crunch
we like it
crunch crunch crunch crunch

"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"

This morning I found myself singing Kool and the Gang's "Celebration"...except I didn't sing those lyrics. Instead I was singing "Crispy Nuggets", the Wendy's ad version of the song.