indiepop and friends are beautiful

kill yourself

which bored regular could this be

http://www.cpyu.org/files/Articles/Fall%202004/cutting2.jpg

first suspect is always Noodle Vague

http://www.protozoic.com/content/images/0705/newban.jpg

fook

i flew too close to the bbcode sun

http://www.protozoic.com/content/images/0705/newban.jpg

http://www.rollingstonesnet.com/images/Jagger66.jpg

keep doing that and you never know, someone might listen

first suspect is always Noodle Vague

-- Just got offed, Monday, 27 August 2007 08:47 (3 minutes ago) Link

I'm sorry; I'm being a jerk. It's only b/c you are such a fucking good sport.

It's not even full moon yet, and this place is gwan crazy. :D :D

Hah, that emoticon makes me laugh to no end. I guess that's why you used it in the first place.

what are all of you talking about?

if you are not a fake, this will all be happening to you with brass-plated knobs on

http://www.snowmancliq.com/smc_4real_frntcvr.jpg

Oh, and Dell, it's OK! I've had my moments of sportlessness before, but fortunately they're on the wane.

Right on, right on. Sportless or no, you're fine. I'm inclined to think that even the coolest of heads lose their shit here at one time or another. For every Zidane, there's a Materazzi, and vice-versa...buttons pushed all around.

I was just besotted by the image of the roll-on deodorant being juxtaposed with the ridiculous shot of Mick and subsequently been getting carried away. WOO!

for every materazzi, there's a kevin muscat

it might be interesting to match football players with notorious (even in the benignly sense) ilxors.

hello! my name is steve
http://rpspecialt.com/sgwcwCerealBox.jpg

I am experiencing so many differing aspects of simultaneous fear/nausea in response to that image, that I don't even know where to begin.

And, no, that is not some crypto-anti-semetic crack. It's just that I am grossed-out by sugary breakfast cereals, and particularly when I have to look at some guy's hairy man-tits as an added factor. There is pretty much nothing in the graphic design of that packaging that is not egregiously offensive to my sensibilities; but for starters, they could lose the black leather cut-off glove, the off-putting facial expression, the oversized milky cereal spoon, the cheezy font that "Collector's Box" is written in...agh, I'll quit while I'm behind.

Does anyone remember the "Cocoa Pebbles" cereal box, where if you looked at it a certain way, it basically looked like Fred Flinstone was taking a shit and Barney was eating it or some such?... Anyhow, this packaging is far more offensive, in its own way.

indiepop and friends are mutually exclusive, no?

roffle @ dell

Awright, granted, I can't find an image of the proper Cocoa Pebbles box design that I was referring to up there, but suffice it to say, that it was genuinely disturbingly scatalogical. There's an image of it in one of those Feral House-published Apocalypse Culture books.

Anyhow, I leave you with this:
http://www.johnrozum.com/images/barney-rubble.jpg

People! That is no innocent five o'clock shadow, or Homer Simpson noon o'clock shadow or what have you...the man obviously has been doing unwholesome things! ...NSFW (to the max) things! Yes. It's disgusting, filthy, and so forth. But, apparently, that's what cavemen (f.u. p.c. folks, they're fucking "cavemen" to me) were up to back in the day. 'Nuff said.

ooh, perceived homophobia will almost certainly lead to ban request

hah, I didn't specify genders. For all I know, Barney was mucking it up with Dino. Am I gonna get banned for perceived extinct-species bestiality references? Hell, In Soviet Russia, people questioning the ethics of pterodactyl-neanderthal sex ban you

(I mean, not you, personally, JGo; I know that you probably don't lust after stegasarous boobs and such).

dinosaur fantasy porn jpg in 3...2...1...

oh yeah, i forgot that actually exists.

deleting dinosaurs was obviously not enough, so go ahead and delete humanity + al gore's internet. thank you.

there are worse atrocities in this life than dinosaur porn

amen for that.

i should reserve my judgementalism for people engineering genocide and so forth.

what people wank over is only worth talking up for comedy's sake...

"amen to[ that", rather.

eh, fuck me.

hey, if you're new, you should introduce yourself! Introduce Yourselves!

and dude, there are certain girls I'd never regard so lightly as to only consider them 'for comedy's sake'...

Hah, good point... I think.

I dunno about the "Introduce Yourselves" thang, though. I need the "Tell Us What You're All About, You Creepy Semi-Lurker!" thread.

Hence, Introduce Yourselves!

Ha, yeah! I just looked at it briefly. People are cool, people are cool...By that I mean people are friendly and open-minded and interesting. I should not be such a socially-stunted person. Well, I'm not even that, realistically speaking, but, still...eh, I dunno.

then you will remain an unknown quantity, a zephyr, a waif, one who drifts through the messageboards of ILX without bearing, without haven, without associations, even without a homeland. you will once again be...a lurker.

Maybe that's for the best man, maybe that's for the best...

"best, man"

who wants to be pen pals?

I'm still thinking that you and luriqua are sockpuppets of JGo.

But what do I know?

if that's what you think, very little indeed! there are posters here who make sockpuppets and those that don't, i'm one of the ones who gets most of my comic energy from my present personality, so i don't need to adopt another character to get roffles, i only need to post a picture of myself in drag and everyone's like MY EYES WTF, result: win

(there's more to it than that, obv, but i'm just saying, it ain't me!)

I believe you.

:D :D :D :D

Seriously, you should do that more, though. Well, everyone should...

Is this Steve from Blues Clues? Yes, let us be pen pals!