mixtape for after you get hardsonned

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a G works with me and he sonned the hell out of me from 7:30 in the morning to 2:00 this afternoon, culminating at around 10:20. saw straight through me, deep through the bullshit. we were getting high and i started acting super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode and i accidentally painted an upside-down 7 on the wall and a cross then erased it!!!! WTF. all sorts of mystical negro type shit occurred that's too trippy to describe, and he told me my old girl realized i was crazy too and that's why we might never get along, and made me realize i never really got real situation or the finality of life never having brushed with death, like he was fucking the world and i was getting fucked, so he must experience it like the antithesis of tripping, and told me i'm an emo fucktard for not shaping up and getting pussy, and that it would be excusable if i were a real nerd. my fucking pot-hexed lack of memory is lapsing on 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings. he also told me my age and height and birthday when i met him *:?

luriqua, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

Hmm...

Probably Bangles "Manic Monday" on repeat.

Z S, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

what's a G?

Heave Ho, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

anyway we work together tomorrow, and if i dont get my shit together we're gonna listen to lil boosie and he might imagine hurting me more 8[

luriqua, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

xpost someone who gets shot alot and just got released from prison

luriqua, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

likes the blues

luriqua, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

boosie - what they gon say

luriqua, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

lol manic monday is the gayest sonic experience i've ever had

should have edited starting post for offensive racism ":C

luriqua, Friday, 7 September 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

damn i gotta stop getting stoned and pulling up my own skirt exposing my pussy damn

luriqua, Friday, 7 September 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was "after you get hardonned"

Doctor Casino, Friday, 7 September 2007 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

yr missing the s and i'm dead 2 u all so R.I.P.

luriqua, Friday, 7 September 2007 07:21 (eighteen years ago)

is it more about the show or the pretend imagining of the show?

jergïns, Friday, 7 September 2007 07:48 (eighteen years ago)

barbecue bob will save your soul

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

RIP luriqua, and sorry you got hardsonned.

Z S, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

word

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

mixtape for after hardrollin rapping thred 2008

The Reverend, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

Joe Walsh was one of them TALENTED motherfuckers.

Rev. Hoodoo, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

never ban luriqua

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode

am0n, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

damn i gotta stop getting stoned and pulling up my own skirt exposing my pussy damn

dmr, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

damn i gotta stop getting stoned and pulling up my own skirt exposing my pussy damn why? because it look intrsting

Finefinemusic, Thursday, 17 January 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

There is much in this thread that warrants elaboration.

Joseph McCombs, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

I'd like to hear this tape.

Bobbi Peru, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

i wish someone cared enough to hardson me like this, i could use it.

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:28 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway "The Longest Time" by Billy Joel

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:30 (seventeen years ago)

this is such a classic thread

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

that song got rocked in a forest full of microbes

zaxxon25, Friday, 18 January 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

o_O

Cool.

RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 18 January 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

Saw a dude get hardsonned to "Not Over Yet" by The Klaxons this afternoon.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

RIP luriqua, and sorry you got hardsonned.

-- Z S, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:57 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

haha

and what, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

hardtrollin rappin thread

deej, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://a498.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/81/l_1f70ee7003f89d624c7fdc18d59cca59.gif

Embarchie, Saturday, 26 January 2008 01:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/619/shoonjg3.gif

Embarchie, Saturday, 26 January 2008 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4530/0305083uf7.gif

Embarchie, Saturday, 26 January 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode

I hope this is luriqua's next sn.

The Reverend, Saturday, 26 January 2008 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

ethan wasn't luriqua your stalker?

gr8080, Saturday, 26 January 2008 02:31 (seventeen years ago)

i obtain much hardson

J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 February 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

best opening post to a thread ever?

latebloomer, Saturday, 2 February 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

Don't let no one get you down - War
I Be Blowin' - De La Soul feat. Maceo Parker
Peace Piece - Bill Evans
Into the Mystic - Van Morrison
Harlem River Drive - Bobbi Humphrey
(I would need to take it easy after such a hardsonning).

Bobbi Peru, Monday, 4 February 2008 06:58 (seventeen years ago)

This is my favorite thread ever.

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 4 February 2008 07:35 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

best opening post to a thread ever?

― latebloomer, Saturday, 2 February 2008 22:04 (8 months ago) Bookmark

in a word, yes

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 2 October 2008 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

RIP luriqua, and sorry you got hardsonned.

― Z S, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ladies and gentlemen, mr. biff_tannen (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.necropolis.net.au/springvale/images/stories/html/when-death-occurs/flowers_grave.jpg

that karate douche (╓abies), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.september11news.com/02_911MournersCircleOfHonorGrZero.jpg

Go Go Padgett Binoculars (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/04/16/grieving_pupils_narrowweb__300x369,0.jpg

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://audreysilvermanfoote.com/images/grieving_process.gif

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/srelledgejr-funeral-service-photo-01.jpg

gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

yr missing the s and i'm dead 2 u all so R.I.P.

― luriqua, Friday, September 7, 2007 7:21 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

Player Baby Come Back

Let a Man Come In and Do the Popcorn (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

never realized this is where l-jag got "100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings"

freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

love that even tho the hardsonning culminated at 10:20, luriqua was hardsonned for another 3.5 hours

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

That's the worst thing about a hardsonning - the long tail.

Rebekah Brooks Ate My Country (Doran), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

hardsonning comes in waves ime

Hell. to. the. No. (Matt P), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

was the asterisk luriqua's hair?

― van ingalls wilder (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, July 13, 2011 3:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I took it as how your head feels after getting sonned.

bnw, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

XP: Yeah. It is like acid in that respect. You think it's over but actually it's just a lucid interval before the hardsonning starts again.

The asterisk reminds me of Mark Morrison's hair a little bit.

Rebekah Brooks Ate My Country (Doran), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

lol

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

my fucking pot-hexed lack of memory is lapsing on 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings.

bed bath and beyoncé (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 July 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck the world - pac

am I diversified? (blank), Thursday, 14 July 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

Dylan - A Hardson's A Gonna Fall

Rebekah Brooks Hardsonned My Hamster (Doran), Thursday, 14 July 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 July 2011 10:22 (fourteen years ago)

accidentally painted an upside-down 7 on the wall

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 14 July 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

...then erased it!!!!

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 14 July 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

my fucking pot-hexed lack of memory

beachville, Monday, 9 January 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

would have loved to see this thread started in 2011

frogbs, Monday, 9 January 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

bitch-made

beachville, Monday, 9 January 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

Z S's first response is classic too

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 January 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

the entire opening post here ran through my head this morning like five seconds after waking up

this happens more than i care to admit

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 20 April 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

damn i gotta stop getting stoned and pulling up my own skirt exposing my pussy damn

Conan The Asshander (Doran), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

feel like if someone would do this to me i might could turn my life around

― brazenly alive (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, June 24, 2011 5:21 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i think i need to be hardsonned

l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

never ban lvriqva

aluminum rivets must not be proud of their plastic bosses (Jon Lewis), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings

dmr, Friday, 20 April 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

love that even tho the hardsonning culminated at 10:20, luriqua was hardsonned for another 3.5 hours

― gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 22:15 (9 months ago) Bookmark

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

r|t|c, Friday, 20 April 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

This is the best thread.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 20 April 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

reviving this thread on 4/20 seems appropriate

yologram (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

never forget

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

lol jordan

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

Best first post, but the first response is pretty damn perfect too.

aluminum rivets must not be proud of their plastic bosses (Jon Lewis), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

otm

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

getting hardsonned should be required like ecomp 101

bnw, Friday, 20 April 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

"i hode interesting bracelet" pops into my head a lot

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ (am0n), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

wonder if they took a breaks for lunch / cigarettes or if it was just nonstop hardsonning

the late great, Friday, 20 April 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

also was luriqua another ramosi dn or someone else's sock or just a random genius

probably the highest ratio of repost : original post of any "regular" poster ever

the late great, Friday, 20 April 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

i thought he was from wisconsin and did angel dust or something and stalked ethan online

l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

is he still a person? did he ever complete this mixtape!?!?

johnny crunch, Friday, 20 April 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

in good time, gentle reader

― usic, Friday, May 30, 2008 4:14 PM (3 years ago)

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ (am0n), Friday, 20 April 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

RIP luriqua, and sorry you got hardsonned.

― Z S, Friday, September 7, 2007 5:57 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 21 April 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

also was luriqua another ramosi dn or someone else's sock or just a random genius

― the late great, Friday, April 20, 2012 6:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

ramosi/darren and luriqua are 2 completely different people, the former is a guy who some of us have met irl, the latter is a somewhat mysterious fellow who stalked/followed ethan to this board

some dude, Saturday, 21 April 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4659846/roger-is-crying-o.gif

too busy sockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Monday, 27 May 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)

damn

m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 01:36 (twelve years ago)

I wish the recording of me reciting the OP still existed

MIGUEL 3D: THEY FLY @ U FACE (The Reverend), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:26 (twelve years ago)

what's a G?

― Heave Ho, Thursday, September 6, 2007 11:48 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crüt, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:29 (twelve years ago)

lol manic monday is the gayest sonic experience i've ever had

MIGUEL 3D: THEY FLY @ U FACE (The Reverend), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)

is there a "the gayest sonic experience i've ever had" thread yet?

crüt, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:56 (twelve years ago)

iirc you said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDV4lczGXhY

was the gayest sonic experience you've ever had

MIGUEL 3D: THEY FLY @ U FACE (The Reverend), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 06:36 (twelve years ago)

"Hey Tails! That was a close one back there!" Sonic said, with a sigh of relief on his face..

"Yeah, that Robotnik sure is mean!" Tails replied, "but you did so good back there. Destroying all the robots, breaking Robotnik's new machine. I wish I could be more like you Sonic." Tails said, a frown now on face.

"Hey, you destroyed just as many, maybe even more robots than I did buddy. Those tails are just so helpful." Sonic replied back, giving Tails a thumbs up. Sonic could see that he was already cheering up his little friend. A smile emerging on his face, Tails looked at Sonic and said,

"I guess they are pretty cool." Tails said, proudly wiggling his two tails. "thanks for cheering me up Sonic, you're so awesome."

Tails opened his eyes, to see the sun shining brightly through the windows in his bedroom. He looked at his bedsheets, to see a wet spot near his crotch again. This has been the fourth time this week that Tails has had to wash his sheets. He didn't know what was the problem. As he hung his sheets to dry, he let his thoughts wonder. At first, he thought he was wetting the bed again, but it didn't make any sense to him, as there was no aroma of any bodily functions in his bed. Then he thought maybe his roof was leaking, only to realize it hadn't rained in weeks. He was confused, and frustrated him beyond belief. It was very rare to find an answer to a question Tails didn't know.

Tails also realized something rather peculiar was happening during his sleep. He found himself dreaming about his memories with Sonic. All the time they spent with each other. Sonic had been like a brother to him. He could never forget the things Sonic had done for him, but found himself, not only dreaming, but thinking about him more and more everyday. Another thing that kept happening to Tails more often were his frequent erections. He found his penis to be a lot bigger and harder now. He couldn't figure out what was happening. Sometimes, when he would think about his memories with Sonic, his penis would get hard.

As time went on, Tails found himself getting hard at the mere sight of Sonic. No longer did he need a thought, but just a small glance of the blue hedgehog to make his dick hard. It was a real nuisance, especially when they would run together. Oftentimes, Tails had to slow down his pace because he didn't want Sonic to see his hard dick. Things only got more puzzling for Tails as time progressed. His dick would always be hard when he woke up, the wet spots would be even bigger, and to make matters more strange for Tails, he now found a white fluid dripping from his dick when he woke up.

"Ugh! What's happening?!" Tails angrily thought. He needed to talk to someone about this, but the only person that came to mind was Sonic. He didn't want to tell Sonic though. He didn't know what though. Was he ashamed? Was he scared? He thought it was best to just wait awhile, and maybe, just maybe, he'll think of a better solution.

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The day was like any other in Mobius. The sky was blue, the grass was green, a nice breeze was blowing, it seemed like the perfect conditions to enjoy a certain activity a particular blue hedgehog enjoys.

"Hmm....seems like a nice day to do some running." Sonic thought. Our favourite blue hedgehog was relaxing in the middle of an open field. He was enjoying the nice, gentle breeze, as it blew past his toes and fingers, giving him a slight tickling sensation. It was rare that you found Sonic without his trademark red shoes on, but he liked the feeling of the wind between his toes, it was serene to him. As tempting as it was to stay and relax, he couldn't pass up this opportunity to run.

"Maybe I should get Tails to run with me, he's been awfully slow as of lately."Sonic thought to himself, as he slowly got up, brushing off any bugs or stray blades of grass that may have been on him. He grabs his shoes and pushes his feet in, very sternly. He kicks his feet into the ground, just to make sure his shoes are on tight enough. Who knows where his shoe would fly off to if it were to fall off during his mile high runs. With one last kick, he insures that it is on properly, and quickly zips off to go find his young, two-tailed fox sidekick.

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Sonic arrives at the fox's house. He looks back to see the dust and dirt settling back down after the massive winds he just created.

"Knock, knock, knock! Tails ya there pal?!" Sonic yelled, trying to get the twin-tailed fox to hear him.

"Oh no! Sonic is here! What do I do?! I'm still really hard! If he sees this, who knows how he'll react!" Tails thought, as he quietly panicked.

"Hello?! Anyone home?" Sonic yelled again. It was odd for Tails not to answer his door. If he wasn't home, he would normally leave a note telling Sonic where he had gone.

"Hmph. Maybe he forgot to put a note." Sonic said to himself. As Sonic prepared to leave, he caught something in the corner of his eye. He turned around, and looked inside of Tails' backyard.

"That's strange. Tails' usually washes one pair of bedsheets at a time." Sonic thought, "why are there four bedsheets left to dry?" Just as Sonic was finishing his last thought, he heard Tails' voice.

"Sonic is that you?" Tails yelled.

"Yeah, it's me buddy. You up for a run?" Sonic asked.

"Sure! Just let me finish washing up." Tails replied worriedly.

"'Kay bud. I'll wait here for ya." Sonic said.

"Oh man! I'm still hard! If I walk outside, he'll see me like this!" Tails thought, "Hey why don't you get a head start, and I'll catch up to you? That sound like a plan?" Tails responded, hoping that this might buy him time.

"Are you sure you want me to get a head start? After all, I am the fastest thing on earth." Sonic proudly replied, happy that he was acknowledged as the fastest thing on earth.

"Maybe you could just slow down your pace until I catch up?" Tails asked, hoping that Sonic would take the bait.

"Whoa. Slow down? Well, since you are my pal, I guess I'll do it this one time. Just hurry up, I don't know how long I can go without speeding up." Sonic said with a little laugh.

"Okay Sonic! I'll hurry as fast as I can." Tails replied.

"'Kay pal, I'm..." Sonic said, dashing off before he could finish his sentence.

"Boy, I thought that would never work" Tails said to himself with relief, "maybe a cold shower would help my problem out." Tails thought. Tails headed for the shower, hoping to get rid of his painfully hard erection, and catch up to Sonic before he can no longer catch up to him.

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"I wonder what's taking Tails so long?" Sonic thought to himself. He found that Tails had been acting very odd in the last couple of weeks. On top of his peculiar behavior, he couldn't help but think why Tails has been slow as of lately.

"I wonder what's up with him." Sonic thought.

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Tails stepped out of the shower and hurriedly dried himself off. The cold shower seemed to of done the trick, as Tails' rock-hard erection is gone. Tails quickly puts on his shoes, and bolts out the door, wondering if Sonic had decided to speed up or not.

A few moments later and Tails can see a blue blur in the horizon. Tails' sped up his pace to try and catch up to Sonic. Not too long until Tails would side by side with his friend.

"Hey, ya made it buddy!" Sonic said, with a smile on his face, "a not a minute too soon. I was just about to start going fast." Sonic said.

"Ya. Guess I made it just in time." Tails said with relief.

"Now how about we really run now?" Sonic suggested. As Tails turned his head to reply, he gazed upon what had to have been to most beautiful sight ever. He watched in awe as he the sun beat down on his idol, giving him an angelic glow. He watched as he saw the wind blow through the hedgehog's blue fur. And he saw his dick once again, become rock hard. Noticing this, Tails immediately slowed his pace down.

"What? Why is he slowing down?" Sonic thought, "maybe he tripped or something." Sonic continued to think, but Tails wasn't picking his pace up. This was it, he was going to find out what was wrong with his buddy. Sonic stopped, dead in his tracks.

"Oh no, he's stopped, he's gonna see how hard I am!" Tails thought worriedly. Tails began to slow down, and eventually stop right before where Sonic did. Tails walked over towards Sonic, trying to cover up his manhood with his to hands.

"Tails, what's wrong?" Sonic asked. Tails could tell he was concerned by the tone of his voice.

"Nothings wrong, Sonic." Tailed falsely replied.

"Tails, you can't lie to me. I'm your pal. I can see that your lying." Sonic said, still concerned.

"No, really Sonic, it's nothing." Tails responded, shifting his hands to try and hide his growing hard-on, but with no avail.

"Well, if nothing's wrong, what ya trying to hide?" Sonic asked. This was it. Tails knew that there was no point in trying to hide it now. Slowly, Tails moved his hands to reveal his raging hard-on. Sonic looked at Tails' dick. Boy, his pal had sure grown up. Realizing that this was what was bothering his buddy, he chuckled a bit.

"I knew it, I knew you would laugh." Tails said, who was getting ready to cry.

"Oh no! I'm not laughing at you Tails? It's just that, well, I guess that your problem, really isn't a problem." Sonic said. Tails looked puzzled. How was this not a problem?

"This isn't a problem?! Sonic! It's never been hard like this before. It's always hard like this, and sometimes white fluids drip out. Last time I checked, nothing white came out of there!" Tails exclaimed. Sonic laughed a bit more.

"Tails, that white fluid is called semen. I like to call it cum though." Tails was surprised. Sonic knew what this white fluid was. It was clear to Tails that Sonic knew what was happening to him. Tails was relieved, but still confused at the same time. "Your starting to become a man Tails. You know your dick Tails?

"Yeah." Tails replied.

"Well when you're becoming a man, your dick and your balls grow." Sonic explained, as he looked towards Tails' cock, "and clearly, your cock has started to grow since its about quadruple the size it used to be." Sonic said as he grabbed Tails' big dick, as if he were inspecting it, having no idea how much it was pleasuring him.

"Oh my god! That feels soooo good." Tails thought, as a small moan escaped his mouth.

"Not to mention those golf balls you have there." Sonic said as he grabbed Tails' ball sack, almost examining it, "they've come a long way from those grapes you used to have."

"This is the best feeling ever." Tails thought. Tails became even harder than he was before, if that was even possible.

"Boy, you've got a real hard erection don't ya buddy." Sonic said, trying to push down Tails' erection, testing to see how hard it was. It barely moved.

"Erection?" Tails asked, trying to gather his thoughts and distract himself from the heavenly, yet unintentional movements that Sonic was performing on him.

"Yeah, erections. It's what you call your cock when it becomes rock hard like yours. It usually gets hard when you think of someone hot or someone you wanna fuck." Sonic explained.

"Fuck?" Tails asked?

"Yeah fuck." Sonic replied, "you know someone you want to have sex with." This mad everything so clear, but blurry at the same time. He knew what sex was. It was something males and females did. But he wanted to fuck Sonic, a guy. Two guys couldn't have sex could they? "So, who does my little buddy want to fuck?" Sonic asked, winking and nudging Tails.

"Um... well Sonic. It's...it's you." Tails said. Sonic was shocked. His little buddy, his young pal wanted to fuck him?

"Are you sure it's me Tails?" Sonic asked.

"Yes. Every time I think of you, my penis gets an erection, as you said it. And you said erections only happen when you think of someone you want to fuck." Tails said, "that means that I want to fuck you Sonic."

"Oh." Sonic was lost for words. For once in his life, he didn't know what to say, or think. "Hearing him talk about me like that is kind of....hot." Sonic thought. "No! This was wrong! I can't fuck my little buddy! Even if he is growing into a hot fox, with a nice bod, and a huge cock, and big balls...no! I can't think of him this way!" Sonic thought, as he tried to force these thoughts out of his head. Just then, Tails decided to ask the worst possible question.

"Sonic, do you know how to get rid of these erections. They're always so hard now, that it's beginning to hurt sometimes." Tails asked.

"Oh god." Sonic thought, "why'd you have to ask that Tails! I guess he does have to learn how to get rid of it sooner or later, I guess I might as well teach him. It's not like I'm going to fuck him or anything." Sonic thought if he really wanted to do it. "I guess there's no one better to teach him but me." Sonic had concluded. "Sure, Tails, I'll teach you." Sonic answered. Tails smiled.

"Lie down on the grass, bud." Sonic said, as he and Tails laid down on the grass, Tails hard as a rock, and Sonic trying to repress his arousal, his efforts showing by being staying flaccid. "Now follow me, 'kay bud?" Tails nodded. Sonic took his hand, and placed it on Tails' cock, and he started stroking up and down.

"Oh my god Sonic, that feels so good." Tails said in ecstasy.

"This is called jacking off." Sonic explained. Sonic continued as Tails started to moan and groan.

"God, jacking off feels so good! Please don't stop Sonic, keep going." Tails pleaded. Realizing that this was clearly turning him on, as he could feel his huge hedgehog cock in between his lap swell up, he stopped. "Why'd ya stop Sonic?" Tails asked, sounding disappointed.

"You should try it now bud." Sonic said. Tails placed his hand on his cock, and began going up and down. It felt good, but not as good as Sonic's hand did.

"Sonic, I'm doing it wrong. It doesn't feel the same. See, look." Tails said, as he placed his hands on the hedgehog's big cock, and began rubbing it up and down. Sonic knew what was wrong, he was putting to much pressure.

"Here, try using less pressure" Sonic suggested, as he grabbed Tails' hand and loosened it. He guided Tails' hand up and down his shaft. It was at this point he realized he was screwed. "Damn, he's making me feel so damn good...screw it, I'm going to fuck him!" Sonic decided. "Tails, you want me to show you another way to get rid of your huge erection? It feels four times better." Sonic said, seductively.

"Oh, please Sonic." Tails said, practically begging Sonic to do it.

"But whatever you do, don't stop jacking me off." Sonic said. Tails nodded. Sonic licked his lips, and positioned his mouth over Tails' manhood, which was leaking pre-cum at this point. "You ready Tails?" Sonic asked. Tails nodded once more. And with that nod, Sonic put Tails' huge cock in his mouth.

"Oh...oh my,,," Tails tried to say something, but was too caught up in his pleasure. Sonic kept licking Tails' cock. Going up and down the shaft. Licking the head at the top, tonguing his balls at the bottom. Tails was loving this. Loving it so much, he stopped jerking off Sonic.

"Hey! I thought I told you to keep jacking me off!" Sonic yelled, angry at the sudden stop to his pleasure.

"Sorry."Tails said. He began jerking Sonic again, and Sonic began sucking Tails again. It was just one movement of pleasure. That's when Sonic felt something moist on the tip of his dick.

"Oh my god, Tails, please, just put it in." Sonic pleaded. Tails put it in his mouth. Tails could feel Sonic moan on his dick, and he was speeding up his pace. Tails had started to unconsciously buck his hips with Sonic, basically fucking his face really good. That's when Sonic decided to put it all in his mouth. Tails stopped sucking.

"Sonic! Please, put it all in!" Tails yelled at the top of his lungs. He could feel something building up in him. Whatever it was, it felt really good. "Oh god Sonic, something's coming!!!" Tails yelled.

"Uhh...Tails. Cum for me bud, cum all over my face!" Sonic pleaded, as he pulled Tails' dick out his mouth and started jerking him off fast.

"It's coming Sonic! IT'S...AHH!!!" Tails screamed as he shot eight big loads all over Sonic's face and chest. "Oh that felt amazing Sonic." Tails said.

"Oh we're not finished yet." Sonic said, as he rubbed the cum on his finger, and licked it seductively. "Come here bud." Sonic commanded. Tails leaned closer to Sonic, and their lips met in a fiery, passionate kiss. Their tongues we're exploring each others mouths, and Tails could taste his cum that Sonic had licked. It tasted so good right now. His cock getting rock hard all over again. "You wanna help me cum now pal?" Sonic asked Tails. Tails nodded. "Get on all fours." Tails complied. He got on all fours, and leaned forward, his big cock rubbing against the grass. Sonic approached Tails, and placed his big hedgehog cock at Tails' entrance. He figured he had enough pre-cum on there that it wouldn't hurt, or whatever. He really didn't care about if he hurt Tails right now, he just wanted to fuck him, nice and good. "You ready?" Sonic asked, not caring for an answer.

"I don't know Sonic. How is something so big gonna fit in my ass?" Tails asked, worriedly.

"You'll see." Sonic replied. He pressed the tip of his cock against the entrance, teasing his bud, as he heard his cries of pleasure. Tired of the teasing, he pushed his entire cock into Tails' ass.

"Oww! Sonic, it hurts!" Tails cried as he felt the immense pain in his ass.

"You'll learn to love it." Sonic said, as he pushed in and out of Tails, as fast as he could. Tails couldn't stand the pain at first. But then Sonic hit something.

"Oh fuck yeah Sonic!" Tails cried. Sonic knew where to hit. Sonic thrusted in and out, in and out.

"Fuck, Sonic, yeah!"

"You love that don't you. You love my big hedgehog cock.!"

"Uhh...yeah! I love your big fucking hedgehog cock!" Tails could feel he was about to cum again.

"Ugh, Sonic I'm going to cum again!"

"Oh no your not. Your going to wait for me. Your not cumming til I fuck you nice and proper."

"Ugh..Fuck me harder!" Sonic sped up.

"YES SONIC! FUCK YEAH!" Tails screamed.

"YOU FUCKING LOVE IT, YOU LOVE MY BIG COCK!" Sonic yelled.

"I FUCKING LOVE IT!" Tails screamed. Sonic thrusted in and out, speeding up faster and pounding as hard as he could. He grabbed Tails cock, and started to jerk it off.

"FUCK SONIC! IM GONNA CUM!

"ME TOO!" And with one last thrust, Tails came all over the floor. Feeling the walls of his pal closing on his cock, Sonic shot his load into Tails' ass.

"Sonic, when are we going to do that again?" Tails asked.

"Soon enough pal." Sonic replied.

too busy sockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 12:36 (twelve years ago)

My fucking pot-hexed lack of memory stops me from reading the OP every morning before work.

Doran, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 12:43 (twelve years ago)

eight months pass...

iirc you said

http://www.youtube.com/v/eDV4lczGXhY&fs=1&hl=en

was the gayest sonic experience you've ever had

― MIGUEL 3D: THEY FLY @ U FACE (The Reverend), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 2:36 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me otm

charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Thursday, 6 February 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

what the fuck is that story I posted

wins, Thursday, 6 February 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

three years pass...

I've been reading through this guy's posts under various display names and it's like a surrealist's wet dream. Very funny but I hope he eventually got the help he obviously needed.

Oh also my fucking pot-hexed lack of memory is lapsing on 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Sunday, 9 July 2017 06:14 (eight years ago)

like he was fucking the world and I was getting fucked, so he must experience it like the antithesis of tripping

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Sunday, 9 July 2017 10:42 (eight years ago)


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