50 Cent - Curtis

Also, the songs are all less than 4 minutes, except for "Ayo Technology." Keeping it lean and under an hour.

A picture of him EATING A GUN WITH A KNIFE AND FORK

Scan and link that sumbitch.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/03/01/curtis2.jpg

I salt and pepper my magnum.

In lieu of talking about Curtis, I suggest we find new captions for that picture.

"My doctor said I need more iron"

"Wait, it's food notbombs?"

"No, Fifty, I said I wanted a piece of gum"

"They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead tummy"

eat lead or die tryin

We eat guns the size of Lil Bow Wow

"50 Cent! Something special! Unforgettable! Goddamn! 50 Cent! Something Special! Goddamn! Unforgettable! 50 Cent! Something special! Goddamn! Unforgettable! 50 Cent! Unforgettable! Goddamn! Something Special! 50 Cent!"

G-Uneat

the album is ok
wont last very long
but i get money is a beast that consumes all
2007 godzilla 500 feet tall

"I said Nickel plated!"

"Dessert Eagle 50"

"He ordered his Baked Potato loaded too"

"Some wine with your Blued Cheese?"

Ok I'm done.

i have the snippets that leaked - sounded okay, but pretty boring on the whole. i really liked the early g-unit mixtapes and the first 50 album but it just sounds kinda uninspired. not that bad, but just a bit rote.

Lock thread at "Eat lead or die tryin.'" No one will beat that. Mine would be "Some chamber music would a great mood-setter right about now."

http://ftp.buddylube.com/ZwinkySource/myspacecurtisbanner.jpg

http://www.mybridgit.com/badges/5.jpg

WAU xpost

just registered as ilx handle

http://www.myspace.com/50cent

Trombone video would've been better if dude woulda fucked fifty up and made him drink out of his spit valve. I mightve bought some vitamin water with that.

where is my goddamn new account

: (

the akon track is good.

srsly wtf at that picture

Kinda feels like 50's biting Hell Rell with the whole ammunition-eating theme.

I can't wait to see the episode of Ace Of Cakes where they show how they made that gun-shaped cake for 50, though.

does AiB run w/ the ace of cakes crew?

I salt and pepper my magnum.

I just blew soy milk out me nose

i think if people saw the failed early singles as good back-half album cuts (which is what they should have been anyway) i think people would be way less fatalistic about this.

straight to the bank> i get money

haha no I don't know any Ace Of Cakes folks. I think I just decided that I want them to do a gun-shaped groom's cake for my wedding, though.

can you recreate the picture upthread and then post it in this thread?

ok, i'll buy a g-unit hoodie and get ready now.

no g-unit hoodie no credibility.

and that doesn't just apply only to your wedding.

actually I'm going to have a tux w/ GORILLA UNIT across the front for the ceremony itself.

lol.

marburyjerseypromdress.jpg

So, this albums really sucks, huh.

I can't believe "Amusement Park" is gonna be the single. It's totally magic stick part III. Not to mention I have no idea how you can clean it up for radio!

SURPRISE SURPRISE, A 50 CENT ALBUM SUCKS

Don't judge a book by the picture of the guy plaintively eating a gun under the cover.

he looks like he's about to cry

touche

I can't believe "Amusement Park" is gonna be the single. It's totally magic stick part III. Not to mention I have no idea how you can clean it up for radio!

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, September 12, 2007 6:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"gonna be"? the single and video were released 4 months ago, and they quickly realized it wouldn't be a hit and started working other songs. definitely not a future single.

"I Get Money" is the hottest thing on there. Kudos for Audio Two getting all these props as of late.

OoOOps. I got the order of the singles mixed up. I knew the four singles but didn't know which order they dropped, since they must have pulled "Amusement Park" muy fast.

i heard the mary j track is hot
this true?

Yeah, it was basically "Straight To The Bank" -> "Amusement Park"/"Fully Loaded Clip" -> "I Get Money" -> "Ayo Technology" -> "Follow My Lead." He pushed back the album and gave up on "Amusement Park" about a month after it leaked, and I'd honestly expected him to go ahead and make it a hit by sheer will, since it's not really any worse than "Candy Shop." In fact, it's probably my 2nd favorite single from this album after "I Get Money." (xpost)

'man down' and 'movin on up' are classic 50

the rest is http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/liljohn.gif

i dont remember if i've said this before but i like 'i get money' cuz it sounds so cheap, the video is so cheap, ripping the drums off 'i'ma hustler' is cheap ... its the exact opposite of all the impulses going into amazingly crafted but utterly facile tracks like 'amusement park'

And who the hell is Rap Legend Milk Dee?

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), March 12th, 2004 1:51 PM.

even the idea to sample 'top billin' is not particularly orginal & v. cheap! but so effective

I like Lil' Flip's "I Get Money" better. Wish it get played though. All I ever hear on the radio is 50's.

'man down' and 'movin on up' are classic 50

50's has better rhymes, Flip's has better production.

Ultimately, this is the best version possible:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/2908478683e921/

I mostly don't like Mr. Vitamin Water getting money and props off of one of my most favorite rap songs.

impeachthepresident.wav

dont ever link me to a catchdubs mp3 again

xpost: haha, how do you feel about Uffie?

http://zutonfever101.img.jugem.jp/20070329_342388.jpg

"I've got a loaded bodyguard..."

I feel sad this is getting so few posts compared to the kanye thread.

what, you want more discussion of how much it sucks?

Simile of the year, from Pitchfork:

it's like watching a big dildo machine make big dildos all day.

I still like Pissed Jeans saying they want their music to be like watching a toilet flush.

http://www.celebully.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/1366264921_ff9bf71745.jpg

MY GUN GO OFF

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/2306/playtheaccordianordietrjb0.jpg

nuff said

failed Weird Al album titles

BAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I haven't laughed that hard in a damn long while.

hype around the new one. has anyone listened to it?

yes

is it as good as 50 loyalists are saying

well, he's withdrawn entirely from writing 'ayo technology''s and 'candy shop's so i think it loses the urgency of something trying to be more than 'just' a rap album & gains in that there's nothing as shitty as candy shop or w/e

i think whats unique about it is that it has a lot of weird beats & he raps his ass off on some of them.

yeah the beats are pretty good. imo what draws me to 50 are his huge choruses like "in da club" and "what up gangsta"; he aims for a similar target here i think but most of the hooks are second-rate. it's pretty uniformly listenable and enjoyable though, no bad tracks that i can remember and "psycho" is a dizzying flurry of awesomeness, probably 50's best verse and em kills it too, his 3rd (by my count anyway) octomom reference of 09 notwithstanding

i thought for sure "crime wave" was an alc beat before i looked it up, shit is hot

haha no I don't know any Ace Of Cakes folks. I think I just decided that I want them to do a gun-shaped groom's cake for my wedding, though.

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, September 12, 2007 5:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

can you recreate the picture upthread and then post it in this thread?

― Jordan Sargent, Wednesday, September 12, 2007 5:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

RIP

haha

*fast forward to 2017*

"hey dad, why was i eating a cake shaped like a gun on my first birthday"

al ship: "ah.... well.... you see..."

early thoughts- the organ on Then Days Went By is easy on the ears.

this is really good imo. 'strong enough' is great. annoyed 'baby by me' made it instead of 'flight 187' though.

Ok You're Right is fucking epic.

really? when it was released as a single a few months ago i could barely get through it more than a couple times and can't remember how it goes now.

i really, really like the beat.

i think the 2nd half of the album is a lot more interesting than the 1st - 1st half is too aggro for fiddy, content is em style from 7 yrs ago