POLL: Best line from "The Bad Touch"

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 4
I'd appreciate your input. 3
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket 3
You'll Lovett just like Lyle 2
And then we'll do it doggy-style so we can both watch "X-Files"2
I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hashbrowns 2
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up 2
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about 2
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" 1
Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip 1
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought 1
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time 1
Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex, just like Coca-Cola stock 1
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts 1
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas 1
But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about. 0
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time" 0
So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship 0
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it 0
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds 0
Gettin' horny now 0
Do it again now 0
Do it now 0
Ha-ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating. 0


Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

And then we'll do it doggy-style so we can both watch "X-Files"

max, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

but they're all good

da croupier, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up

^^^^^^remarkably classic.

Jordan Sargent, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

"Just like Coca-Cola stock/You are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time"

Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

"I have an erection/Let's have intercourse"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

"Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about "

zeus, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

"Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up"

The Reverend, Thursday, 20 September 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 20 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Damn, I missed this one.

I always thought it was "sweat baby, like a Texas trout" and I always thought that other line would be sharper as "put your hands in my pants and you'll get nuts".

But Siskel/Ebert would have gotten my vote.

Eazy, Friday, 21 September 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

I thought "X-Files" would have stomped the competition

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 21 September 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

I thought "X-Files" something funny would have stomped the competition.

Jordan Sargent, Friday, 21 September 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds

^^ Deserved votes.

The Reverend, Friday, 21 September 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

The "Siskel & Ebert" line would have been even funnier if it was "3 thumbs up" I don't think anyone would have been able to vote against that.

The Reverend, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

otm

da croupier, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

lol sex

Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

her curtis did you ever make it to zwintopia

J0rdan S., Friday, 23 May 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/zwinkyblog/50_cent_pic.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 May 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

zwinkyblog

J0rdan S., Friday, 23 May 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

sorry for zwinking

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 23 May 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)


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