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u love it.
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel | 4 |
| I'd appreciate your input. | 3 |
| Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket | 3 |
| You'll Lovett just like Lyle | 2 |
| And then we'll do it doggy-style so we can both watch "X-Files" | 2 |
| I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hashbrowns | 2 |
| Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up | 2 |
| Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about | 2 |
| But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" | 1 |
| Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip | 1 |
| Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought | 1 |
| You are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time | 1 |
| Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex, just like Coca-Cola stock | 1 |
| So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts | 1 |
| Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas | 1 |
| But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about. | 0 |
| So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time" | 0 |
| So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship | 0 |
| Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it | 0 |
| You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds | 0 |
| Gettin' horny now | 0 |
| Do it again now | 0 |
| Do it now | 0 |
| Ha-ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating. | 0 |
― Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)
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