Paul Morley would be Emperor of France.
THINK ABOUT THAT
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 16 September 2007 06:10 (eighteen years ago)
The symbol of the United States Democratic Party would be a Galactus, leading them to win every election before the Mormons fully take over in 1956.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 16 September 2007 06:19 (eighteen years ago)
Women in the United Kingdom gain the right to vote in 1874, forcing Benjamin Disraeli to wear an open chested shirt to reveal his manly chest hair in a failed attempt to swoon the ladies.
He loses to the original glam rocker, William Gladstone.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 16 September 2007 06:25 (eighteen years ago)
Bobby Gillespie would have been born a radioactive mutant that only got the chance to live a normal life after surgeons cut out 62% of his mutated brain.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 16 September 2007 06:37 (eighteen years ago)
We'd be calling Mark E. Smith a "master of the classics".
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 16 September 2007 09:19 (eighteen years ago)
Damo Suzuki would be Fuhrer of the Greater German-Japanese Empire.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 16 September 2007 09:20 (eighteen years ago)
Julian Cope would have been the man that spread Happy Hardcore to the masses.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 16 September 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)
This was a good thread.
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 15 December 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)
Yoo Roo Rong
― Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 December 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)
Doo. Can't believe I messed that up. I'm an idiot.
― Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 December 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)
19th Century Man.
― Bill in Chicago, Sunday, 16 December 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)
HP Lovecraft would have had Yog Sothoth sing Yoo Doo Rite.
― Nate Carson, Monday, 17 December 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)
It would've been a massive influence on young Bob Marley, enabling his music to stop Hitler from starting WWII.
― Tuomas, Monday, 17 December 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)
"Movie" ??
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 17 December 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
The stereopticon hasn't been invented yet hasn't been invented yet hasn't been invented yet...
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 17 December 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
We would have colonies on the moon, Jupiter, Mars, and Krypton
― latebloomer, Monday, 17 December 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)
Now, just imagine if "Monster's Ball" had been released in 1869.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)