I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES POLL

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Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

Poll Results

OptionVotes
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" No. 15
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.5
"Oh yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." 3
Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, 1
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words. 1
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved 1
"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. 0
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne, 0


Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

Went for "I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" No."

Good karaoke song.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

i never realized how many times he says "well" in this fucking song.

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

Alexis Chung FTW

blueski, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

xpost not as much as he says "closing the GOD-DAMN DOOR!!"

Mark G, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you Dom, I never actually understood the lyrics to this song before now. I had assumed that the line Mark complains of was some non-sequiter about people having sex in the next room or something.

Tim F, Monday, 17 September 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

This song is ten types of classic, even though the second verse has never (and still doesn't) make sense to me. "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door" wins, of course.

The Reverend, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone who says bad things about this song is probably OLD.

The Reverend, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

older than them yes

blueski, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

I'm older than them, but that doesn't make me OLD, you know.

The Reverend, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

i've only actually heard the 'haven't you people...' bit of this song so am currently scratching my head trying to work out he crams in all these ridiculous lines elsewhere

blueski, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

The verses.

The Reverend, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

well, i thought it was "with a sense of poisoned rationality" which sounded wrong somehow.

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, the only other word I ever made out was "whore"

Mark G, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

Sometimes he says "I'd chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of..." -- which is great, because it makes it sound like that's a standard line that people say.

jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

it is.

Mark G, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

haven't you people ever heard of "haven't you people ever heard of..."?

blueski, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

The poll leaves out "I NeeeeeeeeeVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEErrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............"

The Reverend, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

i was about to say that i too wz shocked at everything i'd misunderstood, except i just put it on again and it is indeed all there and quite clear to hear! so i guess i wz too busy waiting for the GODDAMN door nooo to care.

'poisoned rationality' made sense to me tho!

r|t|c, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

wait rtc you know simon r and mark k-punk tried to claim "poisoned rationality" for their own?!?

Tim F, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

i write sins not tragedies = this generations party fears two

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

ok, not really

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

horrible, horrible crap

Alex in NYC, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

horrible, horrible crap

-- Alex in NYC, Monday, September 17, 2007 3:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

OTM

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

...And that clinches it: CLASSIC.

Tim F, Monday, 17 September 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

wait rtc you know simon r and mark k-punk tried to claim "poisoned rationality" for their own?!?

-- Tim F

haha WHAT!!

r|t|c, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

horrible, horrible crap

-- Alex in NYC, Monday, September 17, 2007 8:54 AM (Monday, September 17, 2007 8:54 AM) Bookmark Link

horrible, horrible crap

-- Alex in NYC, Monday, September 17, 2007 3:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

OTM

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, September 17, 2007 8:57 AM (Monday, September 17, 2007 8:57 AM) Bookmark Link

lol OLD

The Reverend, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

weird it looks like the associates were brought up in connection to panic at the disco on blissblog. i know i thought that up on my own!

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

but i heart The Associates! sob

blueski, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

Yes rtc I would have thought it was clear from the lyrics that "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" is about St Paul, Lenin and nu-rockism.

Tim F, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

i keep trying to like this stuff, since i can get with depeche mode, def leppard, and bad relgion (sort of), but it's just not working

gff, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

-igion

gff, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Speaking as someone who often mishears or completely misses lyrics, I'm surprised that people find it difficult to make out the words to this song. I thought it had some of the most clearly enunciated vocals of any rock hit from the past few years.

"Poise and rationality" line obv.

Sundar, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

A Fever... = classic, BTW.

Sundar, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Sundar OTM: poise and rationality ftw

HI DERE, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

"i chime in" is going to run away with this motherfucker

max, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

"I mean technically our marriage is saved" has a lovely cadence, though.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

distant second

max, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

what is making the chime-y sounds?

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

"I mean technically our marriage is saved" has a lovely cadence, though.

u think? this all looks rather messy on paper

Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne,

i don't understand these commas but PATD are much better read than i am.

blueski, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

almost feeling

Panic! At the Disco, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"

The Associates of emo?* Can't decide if that would make them even worse than regular emo, or much, much better, but leaning ever so slightly towards the latter. Swoony, bruised-fruity, over-ripe, over-arranged, verbose, etc. Enjoyed the lyric that goes on about
"poisoned rationality" and really quite disappointed to realise on the sixth viewing of the video that it's actually "poise and rationality."

* Panic! at the Disco actually sounds like an Associates-type emotion/mise-en-scene., doesn't it? Or song title c.f. "Party Fears Two". Or even an imaginary genre --panic-disco. That's a perfect descriptive for "Club Country", "Nude Spoons", "Skipping" et al. The fact that they're obviously Smiths fans is even better if you think about what "William It Was Really Nothing" is supposedly about. And blimey their album's called A Fever You Can't Sweat Out and they're on a label called Decaydance--how Billy McKenzoid is that.

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

lol

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

guh

blueski, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

10.I Write Sins Not Tragedies- 11/10: Lovely song. The beginning politely asks you to pay attention, but in 30 seconds they demand your attention. I fell in love with this song, this one the first song I heard from them.

The Reverend, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

As emo ascends into mainstream culture (in its noun form, it's now a cafeteria tribe like skaters and jocks), it's been fascinating to see which aspects of the genre are embraced by the MySpace generation: pretentiously verbose lyrics are apparently still in, but the lo-fi howls and jigsaw time signatures of late '90s Jade Tree bands have been replaced by garish theatricality and a thick rhythmic crunch. Part of what makes Panic! At the Disco stand out even further among this new crop is that on "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" the makeup-caked band weds the startled cries of male sexual angst to the delicate baroque touches of xylophone and pizzicato strings. It's all pretty ridiculous, to be sure, but the commitment is admirable, and I certainly can't deny the awesome rush I feel every time I belt out that serpentine chorus in the car.

jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

i guess i said this on another board:

the sins not tragedys song is just so over the top. it kinda reminds me of the associates "party fears two" the lyrics are just as stupid and pretentious ("poisoned rationali-tay" wtf?) and both the singers have love it or hate it over the top vocal stylings (and the endings are both really pretty and out of nowhere).

also its funny how their suits don't look like they fit!

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

theyre the fat emo band

max, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

The only difference between misogyny in run-of-the-mill rock songs, misogyny in hip-hop, and misogyny in run-of-the-mill emo songs is how far the singer's balls have dropped. All of it, however, is selling like hotcakes, and Panic's rise from Fall Out Boy's pet project to platinum-polishing boy toys is proof of that. They can swathe their broken hearts in pre-pubescent warbling and polysyllabic pretensions all they want. It won't change the fact that this woe-is-me story of a groom learning some dirt about his bride right before the wedding is just another stupid song about a dude getting screwed over by a girl performed by dudes that don't sound like they've ever screwed in a lightbulb, on an album full of the stuff. These kids should take their own advice: Face this sort of nonsense with a little poise and rationale, and leave the woman-hating for the booth-tanned grunge fucks.

The Reverend, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

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i love this song, i love patd lmao there awsome!!!!!!!!!!! i have this for my ringtone lol

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Why do all these bands sound the same indescribably annoying way?

Kids today have the weirdest genre of rock music yet. It's like a cross beetween Duran Duran and the high-pitched snare drum of Rage Against The Machine and all that metally rap shit. Deftones is the only other thing I can think of, but surely you remember the wound-tight snare drums of the 90s that sounded more like a Pringle's commercial than a rock song? Well, now combine that bouncy boyish rebellion of a fiesty snackfood commercial with the pop glamor of Duran Duran.

What the fuck have you got? Don't forget to give them all Japanese anime pointy longish blue-tipped hairdos and a little bit of eyeliner for the boys. Facial piercings apparently not boring yet, also.

The Reverend, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

FUNFACT! I was reading Shampoo Planet by Douglas Coupland a couple of weeks ago, and in it the main character writes "flaws" onto dollar bills, and inspires the song's title.

What I write are not sins; I write tragedies. And I am writing these tragedies in a manner that the recipients can easily absorb. And I won't say whose flaw is whose. I continue. In no particular order:

YOU DISGUISE YOUR LAZINESS AS PRIDE

YOU ARE PARALYZED BY THE FACT THAT CRUELTY IS OFTEN AMUSING

YOU PRETEND TO BE MORE ECCENTRIC THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE BECAUSE YOU WORRY YOU ARE AN INTERCHANGEABLE COG

YOU MISTAKE MOTION FOR GROWTH AND ARE LURED INTO VEXING SITUATIONS

YOU DEFEND OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR OWN

YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO WELL

Finefinemusic, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, thats on the wikipedia page. is that a good book?

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

I read it when I was 14, which is probably the average age of Panic! At the Disco's fans, come to think of it.

jaymc, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Such writing is known as emo writing, and there are many, many zines just like that]. Said inserts are almost always done with antique typewriters or miniscule hand-lettering, containing no punctuation or capitalization.

artdamages, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

I read it when I was 14, which is probably the average age of Panic! At the Disco's fans, come to think of it.

-- jaymc, Monday, September 17, 2007 5:36 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's probably also the average age of Panic! At The Disco's band members when they wrote the song.

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 17 September 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines" is a Coupland reference too, no?

(I loved DC to death in high school but kind of suspect it doesn't hold up, sadly.)

Sundar, Monday, 17 September 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

(Must be a Shampoo Planet quote too, since only Tyler [?] would say something like that.)

Sundar, Monday, 17 September 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

:(

Nubbelverbrennung, Monday, 17 September 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Voted for "pacing the pews in the church corridor" because I like to imagine Urie thinking to himself "if only my 10th grade English teacher could see me now!" while writing the alliterative parts.

This song is blanketly awful.

The Good Dr. Bill, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

It's no "Clothes Off", admittedly.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

Douglas Coupland - who I also loved to death in high school - quite disappointing did not hold up for me (at the wisened, advanced age of 24.) It was Shampoo Planet too, good work Sundar! Ontarian pride!
I didn't read the Wiki. I have once, though - does it still say (incorrectly) that this song was written by *spits* the douche from Nickelback? *spits*

Finefinemusic, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

quite disappointingly that is.

Finefinemusic, Monday, 17 September 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

"It's no "Clothes Off", admittedly."

I don't know how to a vomiting emoticon sadly.

I guess I'd have to read it to check but I would imagine 'Microserfs' holding up.

Tim F, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't realize people cared about the song outside of the video

da croupier, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

Naw, this is better than "Clothes Off", although that one is quite the summer jam.

The Reverend, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot imagine having the desire to scream the lyrics of this song in the car.

I don't hate it.

Display Name, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

poor groom's bride

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, Microserfs was the best one. I can imagine it still working in a lightweight romcom kind of way. I liked the Marxist analyses of breakfast cereals.

I do want to think the first few books would hold up, mind you.

Sundar, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

I actually like "Time to Dance" more than "Clothes Off." Good high-energy hooky pomp-dance-rock.

Sundar, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

Good high-energy hooky pomp-dance-rock.

Which describes much of the album.

Sundar, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

I still enjoy reading Life after God, so hopefully my next tackle - Girlfriend in a Coma - will still be as good.

Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot imagine having the desire to scream the lyrics of this song in the car.

Try it. I can't do anything but.

jaymc, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

especially if they've left the passenger door open.

Mark G, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

zing

Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

(no)

Mark G, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

'i mean technically our marriage is saved' = i just love the delivery of this line! he's all acting and stuff.

c sharp major, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

i.e. tonight.

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Well, that's that question answered then.

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

no votes for "what a beautiful wedding"! that line is bombast^2

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Alex OTM. I can't stand the overdone vocal mannerisms of that guy's voice for more than a couple of seconds. It sounds like he's faking it and he's not really feeling anything he's singing at all. It's just a great big emo act. Call me old, but I like music that sounds genuine, something that doesn't make me want to slap the singer and tell them to grow up already and quit sounding like a big baby.

Bimble, Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot listen to Joy Division any more for the exact same reason.

Display Name, Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

How earnest do you want someone to be when he's singing the lyrics at the top of the page? He reminds me a bit of an emo Robert Smith who's actually aware of and plays up his own melodrama.

Sundar, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

(The theatricality, the 'faking it' seems to be the point.)

Sundar, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

Sundar otm, Sundar otm says a bridesmaid to a waiter

The Reverend, Thursday, 20 September 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

a fever, best album of 2006? well certainly one of
i want to know what else sundar likes

nervous, Thursday, 20 September 2007 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

reverend what happened to the pop emo thread??

nervous, Thursday, 20 September 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

ps A-GAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN

nervous, Thursday, 20 September 2007 06:12 (eighteen years ago)

I'll revive.

The Reverend, Thursday, 20 September 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

i am going to start a band called "the booth tanned gunge fucks"...

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)


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