lol britpop crew's zing culture, Classic or Dud?

It's the thread that had to be made.

eliah-lay-lyaah, lay-a-lay-li-liaah, lay-lay-yaaah-yaaah-yalaaay

why has he capitalised NED, the raggett is surely above our petty scrabbling

Louis, save the thread 500 posts. Hold your hands up and go "Shit, yeah, that was unforgivably crass of me", then step away.

Didn't he call for your death?

ned does not call, he decrees

Hey Louis, I was going to post this zing image to your female world cup thread yesterday, but I forget. Have it now:

http://www.antidoterecords.co.uk/images/releases/ANTT1007.gif

:D

who started the '500 posts' meme?

God

God is a mod.

^ ban

^Backatcha babe!

Thread needs bitter snarky contributions from Matt DC

You are destined to be disappointed. Go Balkanisation.

Shit, Tom McRae's dead in a helicopter crash. RIP big man, up there in the big gig in the sky with Elliot Smith and the dude from Mud now.

Strange thread

is it even....about anything?

really?

Oh, wait..

heaven needed a, um..

I am completely out of my depth here

After all you put me through
You'd think I'd despise you
But in the end
I wanna thank you 'cause you made that much stronger

Well I thought I knew you, thinkin' that you were true
Guess I, I couldn't trust called your bluff time is up
'Cause I've had enough
You were there by my side, always down for the ride
But your joy ride just came down in flames
'Cause your greed sold me out in shame, mhm

After all of the stealing and cheating you probably think that
I hold resentment for you
But uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do, I wouldn't know
Just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it

Chorus:
Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Never saw it coming, all of your backstabbing
Just so you could cash in on a good thing before I'd realize your game
I heard you're goin' round playin', the victim now
But don't even begin feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own grave
After all of the fights and the lies 'cause you're wanting to haunt me
But that won't work anymore, no more, no no
It's over
'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture
I wouldn't know how to be this way now and never back down
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it

Chorus:
Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

How could this man I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust so cruel
Could only see the good in you
Pretended to not to see the truth
You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself
Through living in denial
But in the end you'll see
YOU-WON'T-STOP-ME

I am a fighter and I
I ain't goin' stop
There is no turning back
I've had enough

Chorus:
Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Thought I would forget, thought I
I remember
Cause I remember
I remember
......x2

Chorus....

^^^ had to be said

This is going to be already a thread where a bunch of BritILXors say a bunch of stupid shit that doesn't make any sense to anyone outside their little clique, isn't it?

^^^ had to be said

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, September 18, 2007 10:02 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.magicdragon.com/SherlockHolmes/SherlockSmall.gif

The rest of ILM is already a load of threads where a bunch of USILXors say a bunch of stupid shit about Pavement doesn't make any sense to anyone outside their little clique, isn't it?

-- That mong guy that's shit

XD

you've got to admire the Rev's balls

http://www.amritsa.com/lionelf/Lionel%20Fanthorpes%20Home%20page_files/lionel1s.jpg

RIP big man, hope you up in heaven singing a song about the Chupacabras right now.

I think I shoulda gone with Pazz and Jopp rather than Pavement now. Not even Blueksi posts there.

ROBERT CHRIS GOW MAKES SOME PERTINENT POINTS ABOUT SOME FUCKING NEW JACK SWING BAND OR OTHER

you've got to admire the Rev's balls

-- blueski, Tuesday, September 18, 2007 4:15 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

man sunday school sucked.

Hahaha!

xps: Like I post to Pavement threads.

it's 2007 and people want to talk about Fred Durst, not Crispin Hunt

yes, we are winning the culture war

I hate tipping and circumcision

-- That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 20 September 2007 12:01 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Is that some kind of passive-aggressive jibe at me?

Could Acrobat be banned please? I don't really think this sort of thing is cool.

I'm leaving ILX.

Are we gonna play that game again? If we are I suggest we do it somewhere where it's likely to be read than more than about 5 shut in aspie rubes... The lazy zing thread?

I uh

you're out of your fucking depth again

Sorry I meant to post that on the Doobie Brothers thread

You should be more earnest.

You only think you're clever. ILX smells you coming. This is not a democracy, you thick, egotistical pseudo-intellectual. It's an ant colony. Hate on it all you like; wont make you etc.

That mong guy that's shit break sout the Hatorade for anyone ever to make zing, AGAIN, with a side order of Adrian Mole denied access to Pandora's box and a soupçon of provincial chippiness. It must be the way of the vinegar douche. So I'm sending Linder to sub That mong guy that's shit with her Haçienda dildo. Wahey PERFORMANCE ART the whole ILX family will enjoy!

Yeah,

You only think you're clever. ILX smells you coming. This is not a democracy, you thick, egotistical pseudo-intellectual. It's an ant colony. Hate on it all you like; wont make you etc.

"Sir, we reserve the right to ban anyone. The moderator, myself, and the other posters in general will not tolerate your hate speech on our boards. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your zings elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our posters I will. Please leave."

keep it to the chicago thread guys

blueski: lol you hate 'muricans

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Juror8/HenFap.jpg

"If it's good enough for the boys Williams and Lamacq, it's good enough for you"

beaumont has the most unlikeable face ever, like one of those low-level hypnotists in small towns who dances along the uneasy divide between rape and coercion.

Although I'm grateful that this is too obscure to be excelsiored, I'd just like to note my approval of the above post

lol new rock revolution zing culture

-- max r

The Rascals' Joe Edwards, Ferry Gouw from Semifinalists, Ox.Eagle.Lion.Man mainman Fred Les and members of Ipso Facto.

who?

Semifinalists were popular in February 2006.

Tsk, stop leading him on

LBZC gets syndicated, baby!

http://drownedinsound.com/articles/2890606

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvq-8KxMEK4

^^^Jesus Christ.

I'm surprised I had to read as far down as I did for the 'Adele is fat' zing

Comedy's about timing, son.

that's the spirit. the zings (inc. Heysel ref) are really the weakest aspect of the otherwise OK article tho.

one interesting thing about the #1 Sound Of XX winner is that they never improve on their debut single sales wise. OK i'm just basing this on Mika right now but will Adele even have a #1 single? at least Lily Allen didn't release 'Smile' until later Summer so people weren't able to include her in the New Year predictathon. and Kate Nash's and Scouting For Girls success, tho freakishly rapid, feels relatively organic still (or at least just comes from traditional airplay route more than anything else).

this thread promises so much yet never delivers

Sound of X is, like X-Factor, all about instant returns.xp

LBZC gets syndicated, baby!

http://drownedinsound.com/articles/2890606

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 14:51 (1 hour ago) Link

Good article! Apart from the "always burning since the world's been turning" bit, which is a bit clunky, like.

"why not pretend to be a pirate" more like "why not get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane"

Nice article, Dom! I'd go so far as to say that it constitutes a stunning return to form.

Seriously, though, you've got some great writing chops, cheers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blow_Up#1996-2001:_The_Wag_Club

well, not that section, the whole thing. still going! wonder if it will outlive stay beautiful.

love this comp: http://www.blowup.co.uk/records/compilations/blowupagogo/

fucking dud

:D

Shame on a zinger who try to run game on a zinger

damn hoos i thought we were fam

jokes, bruv

Shit, I just heard Colin McRae died.

Yeah, DG started a "fuck that guy and his 10 year-old son" thread about it.

i thought you meant colin mcintyre for a sec

bert's apple crumble is to mod comps what 'i'm stranded' is to punk comps

fucking dud

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 March 2008 19:30 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^^ban

New Money [Started by Ed, last updated 11 minutes ago] (I Love Everything) 23 new answers

^^not what you might expect

xp

jokes, bruv

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, March 30, 2008 3:32 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Still pretending to like Busted, eh?

-- Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 11:39 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.muntedmess.com/images/posts/high-five-1.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FGPN9KFYL.jpg

http://crazyfrog.co.uk/spack.jpg

that arrested development album is such a guilty pleasure

it's a guilty pleasure to say 'guilty pleasures'.

It's Mean, It's Personal and It's Ruining Our Conversation

http://www.thehuckleberry.com/images/tea_childrensparties.jpg

L-R: NO WAIT

KELLY BROOK SHOWS US HER FRUITY SIDE

AND REVEALS HOW SHE STAYS COOL IN BED – DESPITE LOOKING SO HOT!

Curvy Kelly Brook bares her true colours in bed and uncovers how she stays looking so fresh and full of zing.

Looking fun, fruity and full of vitality, Kelly reveals her biggest bedroom secret - the latest range of high-tech beds from Silentnight called PocketZing™.

The new mattresses filled with pro-biotic microcapsules called Purotex®, work on the same principle as the pro-biotic yoghurt drinks, by putting friendly bacteria into the fabric of the mattress - helping you feel full of zing in the mornings!

Created by a team of sleep experts at Silentnight, its pocket spring system guarantees to support your body no matter what your shape or size and its unique Breathable Airflow Border allows air to pass through the mattress, to ensure you keep cool - no matter how hot you look in bed.

Kelly Brook comments: “Having such a busy schedule means I’m constantly on the go and don’t always have the time to look after my body in the way I’d like. Having a bed with pro-biotic qualities means it’s doing my body good while I sleep – you can’t ask for more than that from a bed!”

“I’m not known for being a morning person, but I’m hoping that will change with my new bed! Let’s face it, everyone could do with a bit of zing in the mornings… couldn’t they?”

PocketZing™ is currently available nationally via Dreams or at www.silentnight.co.uk Prices start from £949.

zing 'culture' doyousee

Wait - a yoghurt-filled mattress?

If I woke up next to Kelly Brook I wouldn't have any trouble getting it up.

And yoghurt wouldn't be the only pro-biotic fluid on the mattress if you catch my drift fnarr fnarr etc..

TMI.

Christ snobes

a bit of zing

bit plop