This is the thread for funny spam

the name was "sambukes Villalobos" and the other part was the subject title

I got this today: (is Lolita a man or a woman? and if it's a woman, where exactly did she gain the inches?)

Subject: No girls laugh at me now, haha, i laugh at them

from: "Lolita B. Ambrose"

I've gained an inch and a half so far,
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"Tape of Fascist vs. Jew street-fight"

seriously what kind of spam title is that

seems pretty straightforward to me

manalishi fighting mordy in a street

:O

it was an e-mail for viagra btw

Subject: Dreaming about Sax, Stop dreaming and start acting!

this image of silke stoddard's knitting is burned into my mind and tatooed on my heart. and totally not what you are supposed to be eating i love that she's an expert knitter and yet chooses to create very simple pieces; and my wheels are turning with projects to put together for a locals knitting class.

my happy plans for this evening include knitting and watching two favorite movies: far and away followed by tristan and isolde. when you need to be home, may you find your way. cate was so happy she began yelling "let's give a hand to springtime! good news! sab she'll be here friday and saturday april 3rd and 4th, and she'll be taking appointments for all day/ night both days at my house.and you are happy.

i am going to turn on some good music and choose to be happy. there's a tiny restaurant may the light always find you on a dreary day.
and you eat with your sunglasses on i was chuckling while i cooked thinking about how my irish grandparents always had a plaque on their wall with this prayer on it: "may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead" ha! and it's so yummy

i am excited about my new running shoes. like this one, from sweet mary, that she left on the clean room post: "Your house seems so organized. they make me smile every day. it's definately worth the long drive, let's give a hand to the world, for everything it can do!!
2. to keep the bedrooms clear i throw all the dirty laundry in the laundry room and shut the door. out of sight, out of mind!

we are happily enjoying being able to play outside again. i am so grateful for quiet time with the scriptures. really, cate is also mexican, japanese, native american, swiss, and a lot more- a true american- so we actually have a lot of family history travelling to do, but i really love the romantic beauty of ireland, and have always been drawn to that part of the world. plus i really love corned beef.

interested? i think it would be so fun. simple is always prettiest to me.

is it wrong that I was just a WEE bit disappointed that aforementioned spam did not actually include a clip of a jew and a fascist in a streetfight?

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