SEX DWARF POLL

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hang on: the one fucking line i want to vote for isn't there! the "here doggy doggy" in the background. tchah.

That wasn't on the lyrics site I used! ;_;

ach, it's background. it's understandable.

"making it with the dumb chauffeur", then.

There needs to be another poll for all the weird stuff going on in the background.

i would do a lyrics poll of "buffalo stance" but i can't be arsed.

There needs to be another poll for all the weird stuff going on in the background

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I predict that the winning line will contain "sex dwarf"

which still gives people several to choose from

isn't it nice?

"making it with the dumb chauffeur" seconded

It's "Run my little sex dwarf" or nothing.

WRONG - the minimalist simplicity of "Sex dwarf" is obviously the best thing here

I liked the "Ooh, it's so cold!" in the background, but I couldn't choose that, so it's "Luring disco dollies" instead.

I love the entire idea of the song being a stream-of-consciousness monologue by a weird 6-year old, all by himself in his room with his stuffed animals and other toys, playing "pervert" the way other kids would play "fireman" or "ninja".

i vote for that woogly keyboard line.

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Walk my little doggy

I would like you on a long black lead

I love the entire idea of the song being a stream-of-consciousness monologue by a weird 6-year old, all by himself in his room with his stuffed animals and other toys, playing "pervert" the way other kids would play "fireman" or "ninja".

Haha - my god, never thought of it that way, but now I totally see it!

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And my dumb chauffeur 1
And my dumb chauffeur 1

lol

beautiful.

My horse came in third :(

Luring disco dollies 6
Lure a disco dolly 1

???

The ranked sequence of lyrics sounds pretty good.

Luring multiple disco dollies is OBVIOUSLY better than luring a mere ONE disco dolly. You probably wouldn't even need a dwarf for that, let alone a dumb chauffeur.

The ranked sequence of lyrics sounds pretty good.

OTM

Could someone with skills please chop this song up so it follows the results?

file this one under: songs I feel uncomfortable googling

and there should be a distinction between all the "sex dwarf" lines, there's the main vocalist, the guy asking it (sex...dwarf?) and the woman whispering it in the bg (the winner)

HOW DID I MISS THIS

can't be topped.

or discharged.

The "in black and gold" line was clearly prescient about Ben Roethlisberger.