What does the Method Man drink in space?

Comin soon to a theatre near you it be the Wu
Yeah find yourself in the square and see it's true
Actual facts to snack on and chew
My positive energy sounds peace to you
A wise man killed one horse and made glue
Wicked women puttin period blood in stew
Don't that make the stew witches brew?
I fear for the eighty-five that don't got a clue
How could he know what the fuck he never knew?
God-Cypher-Divine come to show and come to prove
A mystery god that's the work of Yacub
The Holy Ghost got you scared to death kid boo!!

http://highbridnation.com/2008/04/05/method-man-stars-in-graphic-novel/

A wise man killed one horse and made glue
Wicked women puttin period blood in stew
Don't that make the stew witches brew?

^^ in my head all the time.

Private investigator Mosley Paine hasn't always been a P.I. Before retiring to civillian life, he was a top agent of an international conspiracy known as the Order of the Secret Method, a deeply religious assembly of elite "murder priests", descended from the Biblical Cain, who hunt creatures thought only to exist in Biblical myth. Though an excellent Method Man, Mosley suffered expulsion from the sect when it was discovered that he was having an affair with the irresistable daughter of Grand Arch Occisor d'Arc, head of the organization. But when Mosley's arch nemisis enemy--a Leviathan of giant proportions--reappears stronger than ever and threatens to destroy all that is good, Mosley is convinced to rejoin the Secret Method to lead the epic fight against it.

haha i wrote this joke in 7th grade.

Why did the cannibal get hungry during his flight?

He was only allowed one carrion bag!

(that was the another one..)